Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 23

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
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Thick Rick wins at The Bollard

Thick Rick took The Bollard — Relay for the The Nuggets. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.008 20 +19 1 2.8
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 17 +15 2 2.6
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.983 18 +15 2 3.5
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.958 19 +15 2 3.5
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.133 +1.13 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.233 +4.23 22 +16 5 5.2
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.058 +4.05 23 +16 5 5.2
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.99 24 +16 5 5.2
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.600 +0.59 16 +7 1 2.3
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.375 +0.37 15 +5 2 2.8
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.383 +0.38 13 +2 1 2.2
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.100 +0.09 14 +2 2 2.9
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.350 +0.34 25 +12 0 1.7
14 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.158 +4.15 26 +12 5 5.1
15 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.625 +4.62 27 +12 5 5.2
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.99 28 +12 5 5.2
17 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.633 +0.63 11 -6 2 2.9
18 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.192 +0.18 9 -9 1 2.1
19 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.308 +0.30 10 -9 3 2.8
20 The Kidney BEA The Beans 5.000 +3.99 12 -8 3 4.1
21 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 29 +8 2 2.8
22 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.033 +0.03 30 +8 1 3.1
23 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.908 31 +8 2 3.0
24 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.275 +0.27 32 +8 2 3.4
25 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.942 +0.93 6 -19 2 3.1
26 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.475 +0.47 5 -21 1 2.3
27 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 5.450 +4.44 7 -20 4 3.6
28 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.992 +1.98 8 -20 4 3.2
29 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.025 +0.02 1 -28 2 2.3
30 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.342 +1.33 4 -26 2 3.1
31 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 5.133 +4.13 2 -29 5 6.3
32 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.450 +1.44 3 -29 4 4.1
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 8-6-6-12-7.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-6-5.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-2.
22.625
No luck for The Coaster.
23.825
Away it goes.
26.000
That is the tallest so far.
28.400
It is Thick Rick! Recent finishes: 3-6-3-6-2.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Thick Rick 26.000 Honey Mustard 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 24-30-31-23-25.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
307 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 22-32-30-24-26.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
304 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 23-31-29-22-28.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
309 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 21-29-32-21-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 32-17-23-18-19.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
306 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 31-18-24-20-17.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
307 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 30-20-22-17-20.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
307 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.1. Last five: 29-19-21-19-18.
211.90
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
304 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 18-10-14-25-11.
134.89
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
307 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 19-12-13-27-10.
150.68
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
306 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 17-11-16-28-9.
152.15
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
308 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 20-9-15-26-12.
150.28
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
307 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 2-23-19-4-24.
103.50
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
306 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 1-21-18-2-22.
95.77
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
306 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 4-22-17-1-21.
102.42
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
306 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 3-24-20-3-23.
108.50
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
305 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 8-16-12-13-14.
19.11
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
306 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 5-13-10-15-15.
17.10
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
309 starts, 18 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 7-15-11-16-13.
18.75
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
305 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 6-14-9-14-16.
16.54
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
308 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-8-2-5-2.
6.11
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
305 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-7-4-8-3.
7.04
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
304 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-5-3-6-1.
6.90
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
308 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-1-7-4.
6.27
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
306 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-1-8-9-5.
20.14
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
309 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-3-6-10-7.
18.88
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
305 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-2-7-11-6.
20.58
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
305 starts, 17 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 14-4-5-12-8.
19.23
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
305 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 28-27-25-30-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
305 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 25-26-26-29-30.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
309 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 26-25-28-31-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
306 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 27-28-27-32-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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