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Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 24

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Lectern

Gravy took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.942 — 23 +22 2 3.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1.533 — 21 +19 0 1.4
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.258 +2.32 22 +19 5 5.3
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.06 24 +20 5 5.3
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.825 — 28 +23 2 2.6
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.592 — 25 +19 0 1.8
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.858 — 26 +19 2 2.8
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.267 +2.33 27 +19 5 5.2
9 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.842 — 8 -1 2 3.1
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.242 — 5 -5 1 2.3
11 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.800 — 6 -5 2 3.1
12 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.725 — 7 -5 3 3.2
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.458 — 12 -1 2 2.9
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 0.700 — 9 -5 2 2.7
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.517 — 11 -4 1 2.9
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.108 — 10 -6 2 3.1
17 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.500 — 4 -13 2 2.4
18 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.183 — 3 -15 2 3.2
19 Long John NOO The Noodles 0.958 — 1 -18 2 2.4
20 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.642 — 2 -18 1 3.1
21 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.917 — 16 -5 1 2.9
22 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 0.750 — 13 -9 2 2.7
23 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.833 — 15 -8 1 2.9
24 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.025 — 14 -10 1 3.2
25 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 4.167 +1.23 18 -7 2 2.8
26 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.042 — 20 -6 2 3.1
27 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.675 — 17 -10 0 2.2
28 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.183 — 19 -9 1 2.7
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.150 — 32 +3 2 3.1
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 — 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2.975 +0.03 31 0 1 2.9
32 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.967 — 30 -2 3 3.1
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-2.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-6-5.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-2.
19.600
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-2.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Gravy takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 90 4/4 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
310 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 26-21-29-32-21.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
308 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 28-22-32-30-24.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 25-23-31-29-22.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
306 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 27-24-30-31-23.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
307 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 32-31-18-24-20.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
308 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 29-30-20-22-17.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
306 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 31-32-17-23-18.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.1. Last five: 30-29-19-21-19.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
308 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 12-19-12-13-27.
175.07
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
309 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 9-20-9-15-26.
159.99
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
307 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 11-17-11-16-28.
170.70
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
305 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 10-18-10-14-25.
152.53
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
308 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 17-2-23-19-4.
147.65
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
307 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 18-4-22-17-1.
146.86
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
307 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 19-1-21-18-2.
144.86
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
307 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 20-3-24-20-3.
164.72
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
306 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 4-8-16-12-13.
45.72
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
306 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 2-6-14-9-14.
39.17
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
310 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 1-7-15-11-16.
41.45
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
307 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 3-5-13-10-15.
40.34
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
305 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-11-5-3-6.
7.39
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
306 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-12-7-4-8.
8.48
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
309 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-9-8-2-5.
6.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
309 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-10-6-1-7.
7.39
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
306 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-16-2-7-11.
9.49
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
306 starts, 17 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-14-4-5-12.
9.89
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
307 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-15-1-8-9.
8.92
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
310 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-13-3-6-10.
8.82
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
306 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 22-25-26-26-29.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
306 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 21-28-27-25-30.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
310 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 23-26-25-28-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
307 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 24-27-28-27-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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