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Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 28

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Old Gristle wins at The Ironing Board

Old Gristle took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1.500 — 21 +20 0 1.5
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.150 +3.65 22 +20 5 5.1
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.092 +3.59 23 +20 5 5.1
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 4.592 +3.09 24 +20 5 5.0
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.375 — 25 +20 0 1.6
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.717 +4.22 26 +20 5 5.0
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.425 +3.93 27 +20 5 5.0
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.50 28 +20 5 5.0
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.750 +0.25 16 +7 2 2.8
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.067 +0.57 13 +3 0 2.2
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.392 +0.89 15 +4 2 2.8
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3.075 +1.58 14 +2 2 2.8
13 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.975 +1.48 19 +6 1 2.9
14 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +3 2 2.6
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.858 +1.36 20 +5 2 2.9
16 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.817 +0.32 18 +2 3 2.6
17 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.358 +0.86 3 -14 2 3.3
18 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.967 +0.47 4 -14 3 3.3
19 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.008 — 1 -18 1 2.1
20 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 6.100 +4.60 2 -18 6 6.1
21 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.300 +0.80 10 -11 2 2.8
22 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.500 — 9 -13 1 2.6
23 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.925 +0.43 12 -11 1 2.9
24 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.142 — 11 -13 5 4.3
25 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.208 — 31 +5 2 2.9
27 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.558 +0.06 32 +5 3 2.9
28 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.175 — 30 +2 1 2.9
29 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.192 +0.69 7 -22 2 3.5
30 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.292 — 5 -25 2 2.1
31 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 4.667 +3.17 6 -25 4 6.4
32 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3.842 +2.34 8 -24 4 3.0
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 6-3-14-7-8.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 15-2-5-6-3.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-3-14-2-5.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 15-2-5-6-3.
15.800
Next one goes up.
16.317
No luck for The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-3.
17.517
Let go.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 BEA The Beans 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
312 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-26-31-24-28.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
309 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 25-28-30-23-25.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
310 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-27-29-22-27.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
314 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 26-25-32-21-26.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
311 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 24-11-21-32-32.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
310 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 23-12-24-29-31.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
312 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-10-22-30-30.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
312 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 21-9-23-31-29.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
309 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-13-20-13-10.
107.38
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
312 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 13-16-18-16-12.
121.10
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
313 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-15-19-15-9.
118.16
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
311 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-14-17-14-11.
128.38
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
311 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 2-18-9-20-18.
99.47
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
311 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 3-17-10-19-19.
98.55
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
312 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 4-20-12-17-17.
109.41
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
311 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 1-19-11-18-20.
104.76
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
314 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 20-22-7-10-1.
61.51
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
310 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 17-24-5-9-2.
54.82
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
311 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 19-23-6-11-3.
60.17
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
310 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 18-21-8-12-4.
64.33
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
309 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-2-7-13.
5.44
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
313 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-1-6-14.
4.71
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
313 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-4-8-16.
6.09
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
310 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-5-3-5-15.
5.65
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
310 starts, 18 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-3-15-1-8.
18.34
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
310 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 11-4-13-4-7.
18.37
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
311 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-1-16-3-5.
16.42
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
314 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-2-14-2-6.
15.35
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
311 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 30-29-26-25-24.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
314 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 29-30-25-26-23.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
310 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 31-32-28-28-22.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
310 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 32-31-27-27-21.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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