Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 32
The Lectern — Relay
FULL TIME
Fairness
Loading the recording
Bringing up the cameras…
auto
Report
Honey Mustard wins at The Lectern
Honey Mustard took The Lectern — Relay for the The Nuggets. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 1.575 | — | 20 | +19 | 1 | 2.8 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 0.683 | — | 17 | +15 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 0.817 | — | 18 | +15 | 3 | 3.7 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 1.442 | — | 19 | +15 | 2 | 3.3 |
| 5 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 1.558 | — | 24 | +19 | 2 | 2.7 |
| 6 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 1.775 | +0.20 | 21 | +15 | 0 | 1.4 |
| 7 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 5.067 | +3.49 | 22 | +15 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 8 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 5.342 | +3.77 | 23 | +15 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 9 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 1.533 | — | 28 | +19 | 4 | 2.6 |
| 10 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 1.525 | — | 25 | +15 | 0 | 1.7 |
| 11 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2.008 | +0.43 | 26 | +15 | 1 | 3.0 |
| 12 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 5.533 | +3.96 | 27 | +15 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 13 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 1.950 | +0.38 | 16 | +3 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 14 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1.775 | +0.20 | 13 | -1 | 2 | 2.1 |
| 15 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 1.317 | — | 15 | 0 | 3 | 3.3 |
| 16 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.042 | — | 14 | -2 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 17 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3.108 | +1.53 | 12 | -5 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 18 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2.133 | +0.56 | 11 | -7 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 19 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.383 | — | 9 | -10 | 1 | 2.2 |
| 20 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 1.550 | — | 10 | -10 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 21 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 1.350 | — | 3 | -18 | 2 | 3.5 |
| 22 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2.125 | +0.55 | 4 | -18 | 2 | 2.5 |
| 23 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 0.958 | — | 1 | -22 | 3 | 2.4 |
| 24 | Long John | The Noodles | 1.042 | — | 2 | -22 | 1 | 3.0 |
| 25 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2.050 | +0.48 | 8 | -17 | 2 | 3.2 |
| 26 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 1.400 | — | 7 | -19 | 3 | 3.6 |
| 27 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 0.908 | — | 5 | -22 | 3 | 2.4 |
| 28 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 1.625 | +0.05 | 6 | -22 | 1 | 3.0 |
| 29 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 1.383 | — | 32 | +3 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 30 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 0.758 | — | 29 | -1 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 31 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1.058 | — | 30 | -1 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 32 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1.192 | — | 31 | -1 | 3 | 2.9 |
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 4-2-6-3-14.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-1-2.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-1-2.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-1-2.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-14.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Honey Mustard!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 6.800 | Chunk 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 13.200 | Chunk 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | The Lieutenant | 19.600 | Old Gristle 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 26.000 | Old Gristle 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
316 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 20-31-27-26-27.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
318 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 19-30-25-25-26.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
313 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 18-32-28-27-25.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
314 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 17-29-26-28-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
316 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 11-27-30-31-21.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
315 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 10-25-29-32-24.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
316 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.1. Last five: 9-28-31-29-22.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
314 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 12-26-32-30-23.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1
315 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-17-18-11-16.
194.87
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
313 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 13-18-17-10-15.
182.50
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
316 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 14-19-20-12-13.
208.56
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
317 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-20-19-9-14.
212.96
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1
316 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 22-11-10-19-4.
185.61
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
315 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 21-9-9-17-1.
159.26
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
315 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 23-12-11-18-3.
186.96
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
315 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 24-10-12-20-2.
192.03
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
314 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 27-2-15-4-18.
92.43
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
314 starts, 29 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 25-1-16-1-17.
78.90
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 3
318 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 28-4-14-2-20.
94.24
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
315 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 26-3-13-3-19.
87.39
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
313 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 2-7-2-5-6.
5.80
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
317 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-8-4-8-5.
6.36
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1
314 starts, 18 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-16-6-14-12.
13.02
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3
314 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-15-5-13-11.
11.55
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4
318 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-14-8-16-10.
11.75
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
314 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 32-21-21-22-32.
219.30
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
318 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 31-23-24-24-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
315 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 29-24-22-23-30.
219.30
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
314 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 30-22-23-21-31.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Ice
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.
On the record
0 callsNobody has committed to anything yet.