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Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 36

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Ironing Board

The Lieutenant took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.500 — 21 +20 0 1.5
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.358 +3.86 22 +20 5 5.0
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.150 +3.65 23 +20 5 5.1
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.50 24 +20 5 5.1
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.600 +0.10 20 +15 1 2.8
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.208 +0.71 19 +13 2 2.8
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.550 +0.05 17 +10 0 2.1
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.917 +0.42 18 +10 2 2.6
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.517 +0.02 25 +16 0 1.6
10 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.783 +4.28 26 +16 5 5.0
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 4.250 +2.75 27 +16 4 5.1
12 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.50 28 +16 6 5.0
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.475 — 12 -1 2 3.7
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3.525 +2.03 11 -3 2 2.8
15 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.342 — 9 -6 1 2.2
16 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.508 +0.01 10 -6 3 2.8
17 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.333 +0.83 4 -13 2 3.1
18 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3.133 +1.63 3 -15 1 3.3
19 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.808 +0.31 1 -18 2 2.3
20 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.450 — 2 -18 4 6.3
21 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.358 +0.86 14 -7 2 2.8
22 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.283 — 13 -9 1 2.1
23 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.125 +0.63 16 -7 2 2.8
24 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 5.350 +3.85 15 -9 3 4.0
25 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.658 +1.16 7 -18 3 3.3
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.650 +1.15 5 -21 2 2.1
27 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.317 — 6 -21 5 6.3
28 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 5.000 +3.50 8 -20 3 3.4
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.267 — 31 +2 1 2.9
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.742 +0.24 32 +1 1 2.9
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.500 +1.00 30 -2 1 3.1
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-2-8.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-1-2.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-1-2.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
16.383
Well, that was always going to happen.
17.583
And down it comes.
18.783
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 7-5-5-8-10.
19.983
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-1-2.
22.200
Into position.
23.400
Released.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Lieutenant wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
322 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 18-28-26-23-19.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
318 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 17-26-28-22-17.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
317 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 20-25-27-21-18.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
320 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 19-27-25-24-20.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
320 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 32-30-15-30-11.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
319 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 30-29-16-32-10.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
320 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.1. Last five: 29-32-14-29-9.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
318 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 31-31-13-31-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
321 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 24-8-19-20-16.
177.38
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
320 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 21-5-20-19-14.
153.28
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
319 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 23-7-18-17-15.
165.92
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
317 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 22-6-17-18-13.
133.64
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
319 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 12-4-12-6-23.
94.74
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
319 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 10-2-10-5-24.
83.82
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
320 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 11-1-11-7-22.
84.77
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
319 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 9-3-9-8-21.
77.67
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
318 starts, 29 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 16-18-21-14-25.
83.17
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
319 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 13-17-22-15-26.
80.60
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
318 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 15-20-24-13-27.
94.47
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
322 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 14-19-23-16-28.
91.37
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
321 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-13-2-12-4.
5.14
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
318 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-15-3-10-3.
5.71
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
317 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 1-16-1-11-2.
4.95
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
321 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-14-4-9-1.
4.99
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
319 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-9-7-4-8.
18.80
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
318 starts, 18 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-10-6-3-7.
17.62
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
322 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-12-5-2-5.
18.16
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
318 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-11-8-1-6.
17.78
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
318 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 26-23-32-26-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
319 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 25-21-31-28-29.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
318 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 27-22-29-27-32.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
322 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-24-30-25-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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