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Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 4

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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The Kidney wins at The Ironing Board

The Kidney took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Sweaty Gerald finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.658 — 12 +11 2 2.8
2 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.375 — 9 +7 1 2.2
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.475 — 10 +7 3 2.8
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 0.850 — 11 +7 2 2.9
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.642 — 16 +11 2 2.9
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 +7 2 2.7
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.375 +0.72 14 +7 3 2.9
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.258 +0.60 15 +7 1 2.9
9 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.542 — 21 +12 0 1.5
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.200 +3.54 22 +12 5 5.0
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.983 +3.33 23 +12 5 5.1
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.34 24 +12 4 5.1
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.392 — 25 +12 0 1.8
14 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.242 +3.58 26 +12 5 5.0
15 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.608 +3.95 27 +12 5 5.1
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.34 28 +12 5 5.0
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2.692 +1.03 19 +2 2 2.7
18 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -1 2 2.6
19 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 18 -1 3 2.6
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.275 — 20 0 2 2.9
21 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.917 +0.26 8 -13 2 3.2
22 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.400 — 7 -15 3 3.2
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.892 +0.23 5 -18 1 2.2
24 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.350 — 6 -18 4 6.4
25 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.200 — 2 -23 2 3.2
26 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.750 +1.09 3 -23 2 3.5
27 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.217 +0.56 4 -23 2 3.3
28 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.542 — 1 -27 3 2.1
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.408 — 31 +2 2 3.0
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.467 — 29 -1 0 2.3
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.900 +0.24 30 -1 3 3.0
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.258 — 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 12-6-8-7-4.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 12-6-8-7-4.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-5-3.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-5-3.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-2-6.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
22.608
Look at the state of it.
23.808
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
The Kidney takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 26.000 Gravy 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
290 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 16-9-27-18-24.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 13-11-26-17-21.
200.95
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
292 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 15-10-25-19-23.
213.72
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
289 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 14-12-28-20-22.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
292 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 30-29-30-21-29.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
292 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 32-31-29-24-30.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
291 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 29-32-31-23-31.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
290 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 31-30-32-22-32.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
292 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 18-20-19-28-3.
173.06
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
289 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 20-17-17-25-1.
149.01
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
291 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 19-18-20-26-2.
176.78
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
293 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 17-19-18-27-4.
165.01
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
292 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 23-22-13-2-7.
164.43
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
291 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 22-24-14-1-5.
154.97
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
291 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 21-23-15-3-8.
160.93
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
291 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 24-21-16-4-6.
177.84
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
290 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-14-3-11-19.
47.22
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
290 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 12-13-4-12-20.
47.03
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
294 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10-16-2-10-18.
45.47
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
291 starts, 18 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 9-15-1-9-17.
41.90
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
290 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-8-8-7-15.
6.09
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
293 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-7-6-8-13.
5.42
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
293 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-5-7-5-16.
5.47
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
289 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 1-6-5-6-14.
4.88
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
291 starts, 18 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-3-12-15-11.
18.44
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
294 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-1-9-13-12.
15.22
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
290 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-2-10-14-9.
17.03
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
290 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-4-11-16-10.
18.54
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
294 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 25-28-24-29-27.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
290 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-27-23-31-25.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 27-26-21-30-26.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
290 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 26-25-22-32-28.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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