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Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 40

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Lectern

Puck Yeah took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.892 — 28 +27 2 2.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.767 — 25 +23 0 1.7
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2.208 +0.32 26 +23 3 2.9
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.233 +3.34 27 +23 5 5.2
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.600 — 21 +16 0 1.3
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.267 +3.38 22 +16 5 5.2
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.267 +3.38 23 +16 5 5.3
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.11 24 +16 5 5.2
9 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 0.925 — 16 +7 2 2.9
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 0.700 — 13 +3 2 2.7
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.050 — 14 +3 2 3.0
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.150 — 15 +3 1 2.9
13 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.567 — 8 -5 2 3.1
14 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.975 — 5 -9 3 2.4
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.883 — 7 -8 3 3.3
16 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.325 — 6 -10 1 3.2
17 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.467 +0.58 3 -14 3 3.2
18 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.258 +0.37 4 -14 3 3.3
19 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.083 — 1 -18 2 2.1
20 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.000 +0.11 2 -18 2 3.0
21 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.942 — 18 -3 1 3.2
22 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.417 +0.53 19 -3 3 2.7
23 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -6 2 2.6
24 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.208 — 20 -4 1 2.8
25 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.983 +0.09 9 -16 1 2.4
26 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.408 — 11 -15 1 2.9
27 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3.075 +1.18 12 -15 2 2.9
28 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.233 — 10 -18 2 2.9
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.383 — 32 +3 3 2.9
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.783 +0.89 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2.867 +0.98 31 0 3 2.8
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.100 — 30 -2 2 3.1
3.000
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 10-3-5-4-2.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 10-3-5-4-2.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 5-13-2-2-3.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 7-5-2-2-2.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-4-2.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Wide Load goes to the top of the board.
28.400
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Puck Yeah 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 BEA The Beans 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
324 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 23-23-14-24-19.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
322 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 22-22-13-23-17.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
321 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 21-24-15-22-20.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
326 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 24-21-16-21-18.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
322 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-26-30-28-31.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
324 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-27-31-26-29.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
324 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 27-25-29-25-32.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
323 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-28-32-27-30.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
324 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 18-6-11-16-21.
135.93
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
325 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 17-5-12-15-24.
138.39
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
321 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 20-7-9-13-22.
134.56
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
323 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 19-8-10-14-23.
140.59
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
323 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 13-10-23-19-10.
114.21
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
323 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 16-12-24-17-9.
129.21
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
324 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 14-9-21-18-11.
112.83
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
323 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 15-11-22-20-12.
131.12
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
326 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 4-3-19-2-14.
47.25
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
322 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 2-4-17-4-15.
46.48
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
323 starts, 21 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 1-1-20-3-13.
41.13
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
322 starts, 30 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-2-18-1-16.
42.08
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
325 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-15-6-7-3.
5.98
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
322 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-16-7-8-4.
7.79
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
325 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-14-5-6-2.
7.06
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
321 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-13-8-5-1.
7.00
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
326 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-20-2-10-8.
10.18
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
322 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-17-1-11-6.
10.17
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
323 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-18-4-12-7.
11.36
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
322 starts, 18 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-19-3-9-5.
10.21
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
323 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-31-28-31-25.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
322 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 29-32-26-32-26.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
326 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 31-30-25-29-28.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
322 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 30-29-27-30-27.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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