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Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 44

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Ironing Board

Gravy took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.908 — 21 +20 0 1.4
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.008 +2.10 22 +20 5 5.1
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.317 +2.41 23 +20 5 5.0
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.09 24 +20 4 5.1
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.392 — 25 +20 0 1.6
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.408 +2.50 26 +20 5 5.0
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3.867 +0.96 27 +20 4 5.0
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.09 28 +20 5 5.1
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3.350 +0.44 16 +7 2 2.8
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 +3 2 2.7
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.000 — 14 +3 1 2.9
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 6.208 +3.30 15 +3 5 4.0
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.125 — 8 -5 2 3.0
14 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3.492 +0.58 7 -7 2 3.5
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.642 — 5 -10 2 2.1
16 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 5.833 +2.93 6 -10 5 6.2
17 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.050 — 2 -15 2 3.3
18 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.533 — 3 -15 2 3.4
19 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 0.975 — 1 -18 3 2.2
20 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.642 — 4 -16 3 3.6
21 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.267 — 20 -1 3 2.8
22 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.550 — 17 -5 0 2.3
23 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.908 — 18 -5 3 2.7
24 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 4.625 +1.72 19 -5 4 5.1
25 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.608 — 9 -16 1 2.0
26 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.350 — 10 -16 2 2.8
27 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 5.825 +2.92 11 -16 4 3.8
28 The Kidney BEA The Beans 5.000 +2.09 12 -16 5 5.4
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.733 — 30 +1 1 3.0
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.933 — 31 +1 1 3.2
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -2 2 2.8
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.417 — 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-7-5.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-2-5.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-7-5.
15.800
Into position.
16.433
No luck for Damp Kevin.
17.633
Let go.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-7-5.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.825
Straight off goes Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 7-8-7-6-5.
24.025
Away it goes.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Gravy takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 BEA The Beans 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
328 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 17-15-25-24-23.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
326 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 20-14-26-21-22.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
330 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 19-16-28-22-24.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
325 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 18-13-27-23-21.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
327 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 27-31-29-30-28.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
328 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-32-31-29-26.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
328 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 26-29-30-31-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
326 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 28-30-32-32-25.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
328 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-20-15-4-18.
122.06
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
327 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 14-17-13-1-19.
108.70
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
325 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 13-19-16-2-20.
100.96
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
329 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-18-14-3-17.
109.16
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
327 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 23-23-12-20-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
327 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 21-21-10-18-13.
187.96
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
327 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 22-22-9-17-15.
197.44
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
328 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 24-24-11-19-14.
217.44
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
326 starts, 30 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 7-2-6-12-3.
28.37
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
330 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 5-1-7-11-4.
27.89
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
327 starts, 21 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 8-3-5-9-1.
28.63
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
326 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 6-4-8-10-2.
30.67
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
329 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-10-4-7-5.
5.52
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
325 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-9-3-5-7.
5.00
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
326 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 2-12-2-8-6.
5.72
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
329 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-11-1-6-8.
4.68
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
330 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-7-18-15-9.
26.62
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
326 starts, 18 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 10-8-19-14-10.
27.93
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
326 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-6-17-16-12.
28.26
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
327 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-5-20-13-11.
26.58
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
326 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 29-28-21-28-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
327 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-27-24-27-32.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
330 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 31-25-23-26-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
326 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 30-26-22-25-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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