Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 25

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win

Thick Rick took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Stubbs finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:08.306 1 0 42 14.5
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:08.306 1 0 42 14.5
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:08.306 1 0 42 14.5
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:08.306 1 0 42 14.5
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:21.100 +12.79 6 +4 9 21.1
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:21.100 +12.79 6 +4 9 21.1
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:21.100 +12.79 6 +4 9 21.1
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:21.100 +12.79 6 +4 9 21.1
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:30.161 +21.86 8 +5 40 13.7
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:30.161 +21.86 8 +5 40 13.7
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:30.161 +21.86 8 +5 40 13.7
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:30.161 +21.86 8 +5 40 13.7
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:32.351 +24.05 3 -1 36 14.4
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:32.351 +24.05 3 -1 36 14.4
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:32.351 +24.05 3 -1 36 14.4
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:32.351 +24.05 3 -1 36 14.4
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:33.628 +25.32 2 -3 7 23.1
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:33.628 +25.32 2 -3 7 23.1
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:33.628 +25.32 2 -3 7 23.1
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:33.628 +25.32 2 -3 7 23.1
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:37.039 +28.73 7 +1 45 13.1
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:37.039 +28.73 7 +1 45 13.1
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:37.039 +28.73 7 +1 45 13.1
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:37.039 +28.73 7 +1 45 13.1
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:20.311 +72.01 4 -3 43 12.5
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:20.311 +72.01 4 -3 43 12.5
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:20.311 +72.01 4 -3 43 12.5
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:20.311 +72.01 4 -3 43 12.5
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:53.817 +105.51 5 -3 8 12.3
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:53.817 +105.51 5 -3 8 12.3
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:53.817 +105.51 5 -3 8 12.3
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:53.817 +105.51 5 -3 8 12.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.567
Puck Yeah takes the lead. Career record: 142 wins from 275, average finish 3.2.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
11.911
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
16.033
Damp Kevin drops to the back.
19.533
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-9-8-8-7.
23.011
Long John is completely off the deck.
26.583
Big air for Long John. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-2-8.
30.606
Damp Kevin gets air. Recent finishes: 7-10-5-8-5.
35.633
Long John takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 274, average finish 7.0.
46.239
Right into it goes Long John.
50.361
And it all goes wrong.
56.067
Damp Kevin is airborne.
1:07.072
Absolute carnage.
1:14.256
Long John gets air.
1:17.878
Long John is airborne.
1:21.467
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
1:25.461
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:31.350
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:36.739
Thick Rick is airborne.
1:48.161
That is the sport, right there.
1:51.961
Big air for Crawlspace.
1:57.478
Big air for Damp Kevin.
2:02.656
Crawlspace is going to win this.
2:04.256
They are going to the line together.
2:07.656
Thick Rick takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Long John 1.983 Long John 1.983
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 5.122 Puck Yeah 2.861
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 7.317 Puck Yeah 2.195
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 10.300 Puck Yeah 2.983
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 12.267 Long John 1.800
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 14.806 Long John 2.361
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 16.222 Thick Rick 1.238
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 17.483 Thick Rick 1.189
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 19.333 The Lieutenant 1.117
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 22.628 Sweaty Gerald 2.039
The Washboard Metal Long John 26.983 Thick Rick 1.866
Slick Floor Slick Crawlspace 29.717 Thick Rick 1.617
S-Bend Smooth Long John 33.583 Long John 3.816
Tight Curve Smooth Long John 37.767 Sweaty Gerald 2.950
The Funnel Smooth Long John 40.517 Thick Rick 2.689
Narrow Pipe Metal Long John 43.139 Long John 2.622
The Gauntlet Smooth Long John 45.433 Long John 2.294
The Hairpin Smooth Long John 50.572 Sweaty Gerald 4.689
Split Route Smooth Long John 52.633 Sweaty Gerald 1.877
The Spiral Metal Long John 55.517 Damp Kevin 1.867
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Long John 1:10.067 Thick Rick 14.033
Rotating Drum Metal Long John 1:11.533 Long John 1.466
Narrow Pipe Metal Long John 1:13.167 Long John 1.634
The Drops Metal Long John 1:14.667 Long John 1.500
Bounce Pads Smooth Long John 1:16.444 Long John 1.777
The Gap Hard Long John 1:18.900 Long John 2.456
The Drops Hard Long John 1:20.822 Crawlspace 1.867
Sweeping Curve Smooth Long John 1:23.817 Thick Rick 2.122
The Washboard Hard Long John 1:28.739 Long John 4.922
Big Air Metal Long John 1:33.600 Thick Rick 4.211
Smooth Descent Smooth Long John 1:37.978 Sweaty Gerald 2.544
Smooth Descent Metal Long John 1:41.483 Thick Rick 2.783
Sweeping Curve Metal Long John 1:44.822 Thick Rick 2.383
Slick Floor Slick Long John 1:47.811 Thick Rick 2.556
The Plunge Metal Long John 1:49.961 Long John 2.150
Smooth Descent Metal Long John 1:52.322 Long John 2.361
The Kicker Metal Long John 1:53.478 Thick Rick 1.023
Sweeping Curve Metal Long John 1:56.361 Thick Rick 2.144
Final Sprint Metal Long John 1:59.456 Thick Rick 2.872
Target Zone Carpet Long John 2:03.306 Thick Rick 1.128
Exit Gate Metal Crawlspace 2:05.656 Thick Rick 1.050
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 0/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 0/1 7
3 NOO The Noodles 3 0/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 5 0/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
272 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-2-8-12-6.
181.62
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
263 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-2-8-6-7.
73.55
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
239 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 2-6-7-10-8.
123.17
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 2-6-3-14-7.
88.00
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
263 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-10-8-5.
93.26
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
266 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-7-6-8.
105.75
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
260 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-8-5-5-7.
100.91
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
265 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-10-5-8.
80.62
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
263 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-13-7-6-8.
121.65
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
265 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-3-7-2-12.
151.03
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
265 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-3-5-11-7.
169.05
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
261 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-7-8-6-7.
57.92
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
265 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-6-5-15-6.
113.13
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
264 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-5-6-6.
71.73
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
263 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-6-6-14-5.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
262 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-6-7-5.
79.20
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
271 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 15-7-3-2-15.
45.44
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
271 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 7-16-3-5-7.
31.43
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
257 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-7-3-9-3.
14.54
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
255 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-3-8-4-2.
22.12
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
264 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-3-14-2.
10.00
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
274 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-1-1-2-3.
7.76
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
276 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-15-2-5-6.
16.32
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
240 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 11-1-2-2-3.
11.62
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
273 starts, 140 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 8-1-1-1-1.
8.74
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
267 starts, 126 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 8-2-1-2-1.
9.89
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
266 starts, 127 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-8-1-1-7.
15.77
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
248 starts, 112 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 10-8-3-1-1.
15.96
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-6-7-4.
41.36
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
273 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 13-4-4-9-4.
53.93
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
261 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-5-4-3-4.
39.32
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
269 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-4-4-4-4.
36.08

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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