· Season 10 · Round 25
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win
Thick Rick took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Stubbs finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:08.306 | — | 1 | 0 | 42 | 14.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:08.306 | — | 1 | 0 | 42 | 14.5 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:08.306 | — | 1 | 0 | 42 | 14.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:08.306 | — | 1 | 0 | 42 | 14.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:21.100 | +12.79 | 6 | +4 | 9 | 21.1 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:21.100 | +12.79 | 6 | +4 | 9 | 21.1 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:21.100 | +12.79 | 6 | +4 | 9 | 21.1 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:21.100 | +12.79 | 6 | +4 | 9 | 21.1 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:30.161 | +21.86 | 8 | +5 | 40 | 13.7 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:30.161 | +21.86 | 8 | +5 | 40 | 13.7 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:30.161 | +21.86 | 8 | +5 | 40 | 13.7 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:30.161 | +21.86 | 8 | +5 | 40 | 13.7 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:32.351 | +24.05 | 3 | -1 | 36 | 14.4 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:32.351 | +24.05 | 3 | -1 | 36 | 14.4 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:32.351 | +24.05 | 3 | -1 | 36 | 14.4 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:32.351 | +24.05 | 3 | -1 | 36 | 14.4 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:33.628 | +25.32 | 2 | -3 | 7 | 23.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:33.628 | +25.32 | 2 | -3 | 7 | 23.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:33.628 | +25.32 | 2 | -3 | 7 | 23.1 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:33.628 | +25.32 | 2 | -3 | 7 | 23.1 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:37.039 | +28.73 | 7 | +1 | 45 | 13.1 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:37.039 | +28.73 | 7 | +1 | 45 | 13.1 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:37.039 | +28.73 | 7 | +1 | 45 | 13.1 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:37.039 | +28.73 | 7 | +1 | 45 | 13.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:20.311 | +72.01 | 4 | -3 | 43 | 12.5 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:20.311 | +72.01 | 4 | -3 | 43 | 12.5 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:20.311 | +72.01 | 4 | -3 | 43 | 12.5 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:20.311 | +72.01 | 4 | -3 | 43 | 12.5 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:53.817 | +105.51 | 5 | -3 | 8 | 12.3 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:53.817 | +105.51 | 5 | -3 | 8 | 12.3 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:53.817 | +105.51 | 5 | -3 | 8 | 12.3 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:53.817 | +105.51 | 5 | -3 | 8 | 12.3 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.567
Puck Yeah takes the lead. Career record: 142 wins from 275, average finish 3.2.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
11.911
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
16.033
Damp Kevin drops to the back.
19.533
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-9-8-8-7.
23.011
Long John is completely off the deck.
26.583
Big air for Long John. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-2-8.
30.606
Damp Kevin gets air. Recent finishes: 7-10-5-8-5.
35.633
Long John takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 274, average finish 7.0.
46.239
Right into it goes Long John.
50.361
And it all goes wrong.
56.067
Damp Kevin is airborne.
1:07.072
Absolute carnage.
1:14.256
Long John gets air.
1:17.878
Long John is airborne.
1:21.467
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
1:25.461
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:31.350
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:36.739
Thick Rick is airborne.
1:48.161
That is the sport, right there.
1:51.961
Big air for Crawlspace.
1:57.478
Big air for Damp Kevin.
2:02.656
Crawlspace is going to win this.
2:04.256
They are going to the line together.
2:07.656
Thick Rick takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Long John | 1.983 | Long John 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 5.122 | Puck Yeah 2.861 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 7.317 | Puck Yeah 2.195 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 10.300 | Puck Yeah 2.983 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 12.267 | Long John 1.800 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 14.806 | Long John 2.361 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 16.222 | Thick Rick 1.238 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 17.483 | Thick Rick 1.189 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 19.333 | The Lieutenant 1.117 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 22.628 | Sweaty Gerald 2.039 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Long John | 26.983 | Thick Rick 1.866 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Crawlspace | 29.717 | Thick Rick 1.617 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Long John | 33.583 | Long John 3.816 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Long John | 37.767 | Sweaty Gerald 2.950 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Long John | 40.517 | Thick Rick 2.689 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Long John | 43.139 | Long John 2.622 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Long John | 45.433 | Long John 2.294 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Long John | 50.572 | Sweaty Gerald 4.689 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Long John | 52.633 | Sweaty Gerald 1.877 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Long John | 55.517 | Damp Kevin 1.867 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Long John | 1:10.067 | Thick Rick 14.033 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Long John | 1:11.533 | Long John 1.466 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Long John | 1:13.167 | Long John 1.634 |
| The Drops | Metal | Long John | 1:14.667 | Long John 1.500 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Long John | 1:16.444 | Long John 1.777 |
| The Gap | Hard | Long John | 1:18.900 | Long John 2.456 |
| The Drops | Hard | Long John | 1:20.822 | Crawlspace 1.867 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Long John | 1:23.817 | Thick Rick 2.122 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Long John | 1:28.739 | Long John 4.922 |
| Big Air | Metal | Long John | 1:33.600 | Thick Rick 4.211 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Long John | 1:37.978 | Sweaty Gerald 2.544 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Long John | 1:41.483 | Thick Rick 2.783 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Long John | 1:44.822 | Thick Rick 2.383 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Long John | 1:47.811 | Thick Rick 2.556 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Long John | 1:49.961 | Long John 2.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Long John | 1:52.322 | Long John 2.361 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Long John | 1:53.478 | Thick Rick 1.023 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Long John | 1:56.361 | Thick Rick 2.144 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Long John | 1:59.456 | Thick Rick 2.872 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Long John | 2:03.306 | Thick Rick 1.128 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Crawlspace | 2:05.656 | Thick Rick 1.050 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
272 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-2-8-12-6.
181.62
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
239 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 2-6-7-10-8.
123.17
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 2-6-3-14-7.
88.00
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
263 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-10-8-5.
93.26
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
266 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-7-6-8.
105.75
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
260 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-8-5-5-7.
100.91
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
265 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-10-5-8.
80.62
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
263 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-13-7-6-8.
121.65
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2
265 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-3-7-2-12.
151.03
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
265 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-3-5-11-7.
169.05
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
261 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-7-8-6-7.
57.92
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
265 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-6-5-15-6.
113.13
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
264 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-5-6-6.
71.73
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
263 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-6-6-14-5.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
262 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-6-7-5.
79.20
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
271 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 15-7-3-2-15.
45.44
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
271 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 7-16-3-5-7.
31.43
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
255 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-3-8-4-2.
22.12
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
264 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-3-14-2.
10.00
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
276 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-15-2-5-6.
16.32
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
273 starts, 140 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 8-1-1-1-1.
8.74
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
267 starts, 126 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 8-2-1-2-1.
9.89
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
266 starts, 127 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-8-1-1-7.
15.77
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
248 starts, 112 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 10-8-3-1-1.
15.96
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-6-7-4.
41.36
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
273 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 13-4-4-9-4.
53.93
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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