· Season 10 · Round 32
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 8:02.923 | — | 14 | +13 | 45 | 14.0 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:16.467 | +13.54 | 1 | -1 | 13 | 12.3 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:52.511 | +49.59 | 7 | +4 | 20 | 19.2 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:00.989 | +58.07 | 16 | +12 | 47 | 13.2 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:12.544 | +69.62 | 15 | +10 | 32 | 13.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:22.117 | +79.19 | 5 | -1 | 4 | 12.8 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:43.027 | +100.10 | 8 | +1 | 15 | 12.4 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:01.766 | +118.84 | 9 | +1 | 49 | 12.7 |
| 9 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 10:04.511 | +121.59 | 3 | -6 | 38 | 11.6 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:18.261 | +135.34 | 13 | +3 | 54 | 12.7 |
| 11 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:19.728 | +136.81 | 6 | -5 | 40 | 13.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:24.439 | +141.52 | 12 | 0 | 13 | 13.4 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:24.450 | +141.53 | 10 | -3 | 46 | 12.5 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:24.573 | +141.65 | 4 | -10 | 15 | 12.2 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:27.128 | +144.21 | 2 | -13 | 51 | 12.0 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:48.616 | +165.69 | 11 | -5 | 42 | 14.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 19.2 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-8-3-3-16.
12.050
That is the sport, right there.
15.500
Up goes Thick Rick.
18.944
Old Gristle gets air. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-2-5.
23.122
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-2.
26.522
Up goes The Lieutenant.
30.278
Extraordinary scenes.
35.600
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 14.8 contacts an event coming in.
40.033
Big move from Tender Greg.
46.644
Old Gristle finds trouble.
50.161
Thick Rick is completely off the deck.
55.056
You do not see that every day.
1:02.822
Sweaty Gerald has stopped dead.
1:06.339
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
1:09.928
And Tender Greg takes flight.
1:13.817
Tender Greg gets air.
1:18.900
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:22.400
Puck Yeah is airborne.
1:25.989
Tube Sock gets air.
1:29.828
That is a big one for Thick Rick.
1:33.600
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:37.922
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:41.833
Stubbs gets air.
1:46.367
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:50.689
Butter Bean finds trouble.
1:54.283
Big air for Puck Yeah.
1:55.283
Thick Rick has it.
1:57.839
Up goes Butter Bean.
2:01.239
Puck Yeah wins it.
2:05.244
Look at that.
2:08.711
Crawlspace is airborne.
2:12.867
Big air for Tube Sock.
2:18.189
No idea what happened there.
2:24.328
And it all goes wrong.
2:30.150
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Stubbs | 1.578 | Stubbs 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 5.061 | Thick Rick 3.183 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 7.889 | Tender Greg 2.739 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 11.161 | Slapper 3.078 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 13.000 | Stubbs 1.655 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Thick Rick | 14.394 | Stubbs 1.245 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Thick Rick | 16.506 | Puck Yeah 1.789 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Thick Rick | 17.433 | Thick Rick 0.927 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 18.922 | Thick Rick 1.489 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Thick Rick | 20.150 | Thick Rick 1.228 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 22.172 | Thick Rick 2.022 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 24.450 | Slapper 1.862 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Thick Rick | 28.761 | Tender Greg 3.227 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 32.656 | Stubbs 3.667 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Thick Rick | 34.967 | Stubbs 2.261 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 37.644 | Damp Kevin 2.277 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Thick Rick | 39.817 | Old Gristle 2.105 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 43.678 | Thick Rick 3.861 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Thick Rick | 46.928 | Stubbs 3.022 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 51.339 | Tender Greg 3.828 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 53.889 | Old Gristle 2.383 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 56.739 | Thick Rick 2.850 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:02.711 | Tender Greg 4.439 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:06.011 | Puck Yeah 3.250 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 1:07.983 | Puck Yeah 1.955 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:09.761 | Stubbs 1.739 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:11.078 | Thick Rick 1.317 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Thick Rick | 1:12.867 | Thick Rick 1.789 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:13.839 | Thick Rick 0.972 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:15.661 | Tender Greg 1.689 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:17.172 | Puck Yeah 1.294 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:19.506 | Puck Yeah 2.072 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:21.244 | Thick Rick 1.738 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:23.606 | Thick Rick 2.362 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:26.039 | Thick Rick 2.433 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Thick Rick | 1:28.622 | Puck Yeah 2.405 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:30.583 | Thick Rick 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:32.811 | Thick Rick 2.228 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:33.867 | Puck Yeah 0.927 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:35.706 | Puck Yeah 1.800 |
| The Gap | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:37.644 | Thick Rick 1.938 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:39.183 | Puck Yeah 1.450 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:41.867 | Puck Yeah 2.089 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:45.044 | Puck Yeah 2.489 |
| Big Air | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:48.556 | Stubbs 3.288 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:50.772 | Puck Yeah 2.067 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:53.300 | Stubbs 2.445 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:55.994 | Puck Yeah 2.495 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Thick Rick | 1:57.200 | Thick Rick 1.206 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:58.283 | Thick Rick 1.083 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 20 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 25 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
266 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-16-6-13-8.
146.62
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
265 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-3-13-7.
62.94
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
270 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-9-8-8-7.
69.47
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
266 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-8-16-7-6.
103.70
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
276 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-4-3-5-3.
18.55
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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