· Season 10 · Round 34
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:08.617 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 22.0 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:08.617 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 22.0 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:08.617 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 22.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:08.617 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 22.0 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:11.872 | +3.26 | 5 | +3 | 36 | 12.9 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:11.872 | +3.26 | 5 | +3 | 36 | 12.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:11.872 | +3.26 | 5 | +3 | 36 | 12.9 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:11.872 | +3.26 | 5 | +3 | 36 | 12.9 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:45.417 | +36.80 | 1 | -2 | 40 | 12.7 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:45.417 | +36.80 | 1 | -2 | 40 | 12.7 |
| 3 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:45.417 | +36.80 | 1 | -2 | 40 | 12.7 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:45.417 | +36.80 | 1 | -2 | 40 | 12.7 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:48.517 | +39.90 | 3 | -1 | 40 | 13.2 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:48.517 | +39.90 | 3 | -1 | 40 | 13.2 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:48.517 | +39.90 | 3 | -1 | 40 | 13.2 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:48.517 | +39.90 | 3 | -1 | 40 | 13.2 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:49.806 | +41.19 | 4 | -1 | 52 | 14.5 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:49.806 | +41.19 | 4 | -1 | 52 | 14.5 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:49.806 | +41.19 | 4 | -1 | 52 | 14.5 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:49.806 | +41.19 | 4 | -1 | 52 | 14.5 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:50.072 | +41.46 | 7 | +1 | 36 | 15.3 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:50.072 | +41.46 | 7 | +1 | 36 | 15.3 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:50.072 | +41.46 | 7 | +1 | 36 | 15.3 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:50.072 | +41.46 | 7 | +1 | 36 | 15.3 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:55.478 | +46.86 | 2 | -5 | 48 | 13.3 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:55.478 | +46.86 | 2 | -5 | 48 | 13.3 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:55.478 | +46.86 | 2 | -5 | 48 | 13.3 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:55.478 | +46.86 | 2 | -5 | 48 | 13.3 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:35.861 | +87.24 | 6 | -2 | 43 | 13.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:35.861 | +87.24 | 6 | -2 | 43 | 13.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:35.861 | +87.24 | 6 | -2 | 43 | 13.6 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:35.861 | +87.24 | 6 | -2 | 43 | 13.6 |
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
7.722
Right into it goes Lil Nugget.
11.122
And Slapper takes flight.
16.033
Damp Kevin drops to the back.
19.583
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
23.439
Slapper is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-3-1.
28.622
Damp Kevin is completely off the deck.
32.406
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
43.867
Squish takes a knock.
49.844
The Lieutenant gets hit hard.
53.711
It is chaos out there.
57.489
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
1:01.100
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 7-11-8-5-4.
1:13.022
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Averaging 16.9 contacts an event coming in.
1:19.039
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 9-5-7-6-6.
1:22.989
And Squish takes flight.
1:26.922
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:30.506
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 7-11-8-5-4.
1:34.850
The Lieutenant takes a knock.
1:38.978
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:42.578
Oh dear.
1:48.683
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
1:55.467
No idea what happened there.
1:58.583
Lil Nugget is going to win this.
2:01.283
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
2:04.683
It is Slapper!
2:09.328
Big air for Refried Ron.
2:15.044
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Slapper | 1.944 | Slapper 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 5.017 | The Lieutenant 2.866 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 7.567 | Lil Nugget 2.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 10.389 | Slapper 2.822 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 12.533 | Squish 1.778 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 15.150 | Squish 1.844 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 16.506 | Lil Nugget 1.256 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 17.706 | Lil Nugget 1.161 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 19.944 | The Lieutenant 1.339 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Squish | 22.411 | The Lieutenant 1.783 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Slapper | 24.911 | Slapper 1.933 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Squish | 28.067 | Squish 2.795 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Squish | 33.217 | Damp Kevin 4.339 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Squish | 37.978 | Crawlspace 2.306 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Squish | 40.617 | The Lieutenant 2.633 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Squish | 43.417 | Floppy Joe 2.378 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Squish | 46.806 | The Lieutenant 2.105 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 51.650 | Lil Nugget 4.311 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 53.583 | The Lieutenant 1.778 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Lil Nugget | 55.850 | Lil Nugget 2.267 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Lil Nugget | 1:09.733 | The Lieutenant 13.678 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:11.122 | Lil Nugget 1.389 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:13.339 | Damp Kevin 1.706 |
| The Drops | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:15.017 | Damp Kevin 1.544 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 1:17.400 | Crawlspace 1.966 |
| The Gap | Hard | Lil Nugget | 1:20.100 | Squish 2.395 |
| The Drops | Hard | Lil Nugget | 1:21.856 | The Lieutenant 1.672 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 1:24.144 | The Lieutenant 2.250 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Lil Nugget | 1:28.844 | The Lieutenant 3.306 |
| Big Air | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:33.161 | Lil Nugget 4.317 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 1:35.694 | Lil Nugget 2.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:38.461 | Lil Nugget 2.767 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:40.717 | Lil Nugget 2.256 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Lil Nugget | 1:43.572 | Crawlspace 2.789 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:45.583 | Lil Nugget 2.011 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:47.689 | Lil Nugget 2.106 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:48.717 | The Lieutenant 0.950 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:51.761 | The Lieutenant 2.184 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:54.611 | The Lieutenant 2.661 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 1:59.117 | Refried Ron 1.873 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Lil Nugget | 2:01.583 | Refried Ron 1.650 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
245 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-6-14-5-14.
162.99
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
284 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-3-5-4-2.
97.61
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
271 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-3-10-5-4.
117.49
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
268 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-7-10-5.
90.86
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
271 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-7-11-5.
101.14
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
269 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-6-7-5-5.
80.89
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
267 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-11-7-3.
183.02
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-6-5-15-7.
160.63
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
267 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-7-6-8-3.
110.04
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
267 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-16-6-13.
169.43
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
270 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 15-7-15-6-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
272 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-4-5-9-8.
179.21
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
267 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-12-8-16-7.
111.71
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
268 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-4-8-7-6.
91.75
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
268 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-8-7-8-7.
164.73
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
275 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-1-3-3-7.
16.11
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
278 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 16-1-3-4-3.
50.17
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
261 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-3-3-8-6.
20.06
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
269 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-5-2-4-2.
7.36
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
279 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-2-2-1-15.
13.65
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
269 starts, 129 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-1-2-8.
11.01
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
255 starts, 115 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 12-2-1-6-1.
21.93
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
275 starts, 132 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-2-1-1-1.
8.03
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
276 starts, 142 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-8-1.
8.34
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
280 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-8-4-2-9.
43.49
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
255 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 11-8-4-6-4.
64.41
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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