· Season 10 · Round 36
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:42.573 | — | 5 | +4 | 46 | 12.0 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:42.573 | — | 5 | +4 | 46 | 12.0 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:42.573 | — | 5 | +4 | 46 | 12.0 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:42.573 | — | 5 | +4 | 46 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:45.344 | +2.77 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:45.344 | +2.77 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:45.344 | +2.77 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 11.5 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:45.344 | +2.77 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:01.295 | +18.72 | 7 | +4 | 45 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:01.295 | +18.72 | 7 | +4 | 45 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:01.295 | +18.72 | 7 | +4 | 45 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:01.295 | +18.72 | 7 | +4 | 45 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:30.321 | +47.75 | 6 | +2 | 41 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:30.321 | +47.75 | 6 | +2 | 41 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:30.321 | +47.75 | 6 | +2 | 41 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:30.321 | +47.75 | 6 | +2 | 41 | 11.2 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:49.845 | +67.27 | 3 | -2 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:49.845 | +67.27 | 3 | -2 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:49.845 | +67.27 | 3 | -2 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:49.845 | +67.27 | 3 | -2 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:59.811 | +77.24 | 1 | -5 | 46 | 12.7 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:59.811 | +77.24 | 1 | -5 | 46 | 12.7 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:59.811 | +77.24 | 1 | -5 | 46 | 12.7 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:59.811 | +77.24 | 1 | -5 | 46 | 12.7 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:06.133 | +83.56 | 4 | -3 | 34 | 14.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:06.133 | +83.56 | 4 | -3 | 34 | 14.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:06.133 | +83.56 | 4 | -3 | 34 | 14.8 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:06.133 | +83.56 | 4 | -3 | 34 | 14.8 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 9:10.734 | +88.16 | 8 | 0 | 45 | 12.9 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:10.734 | +88.16 | 8 | 0 | 45 | 12.9 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:10.734 | +88.16 | 8 | 0 | 45 | 12.9 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:10.734 | +88.16 | 8 | 0 | 45 | 12.9 |
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
5.567
Old Gristle hits the front. Career record: 62 wins from 285, average finish 4.0.
11.011
Old Gristle is airborne.
14.528
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 6-9-5-7-6.
22.617
And Old Gristle takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-3-2-2-3.
26.156
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 14-1-1-1-1.
29.783
Well, that was always going to happen.
40.544
Up goes Old Gristle.
44.933
Big air for Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 14-1-1-1-1.
49.150
No idea what happened there.
52.700
Old Gristle goes to the front.
58.217
That is a big one for Puck Yeah.
1:01.872
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:05.572
And it all goes wrong.
1:09.011
Extraordinary scenes.
1:13.928
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:17.394
And Refried Ron takes flight.
1:21.222
Big air for The Unit.
1:28.033
Look at that.
1:32.094
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:38.083
That is a big one for Floppy Joe.
1:46.422
Puck Yeah gets hit hard.
1:50.828
That is the sport, right there.
1:56.567
Old Gristle is going to win this.
1:57.300
Stubbs gets hit hard.
2:00.700
Old Gristle wins it.
2:16.033
Floppy Joe slips to the rear.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Unit | 1.950 | The Unit 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Unit | 5.228 | Old Gristle 2.905 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 7.533 | Old Gristle 2.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 10.639 | The Unit 2.967 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 12.472 | The Unit 1.728 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 14.583 | Old Gristle 2.111 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 16.267 | Puck Yeah 1.505 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 18.350 | Old Gristle 2.083 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 19.867 | Old Gristle 1.517 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 22.256 | Old Gristle 2.389 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 24.372 | Puck Yeah 2.111 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 26.200 | Old Gristle 1.828 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 28.683 | Old Gristle 2.483 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 34.783 | Yolk 5.567 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 38.111 | Yolk 3.227 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 40.178 | Puck Yeah 1.978 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 42.028 | Stubbs 1.427 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Yolk | 48.283 | Damp Kevin 0.578 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 53.578 | Puck Yeah 2.683 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 56.856 | Damp Kevin 1.534 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:00.267 | Damp Kevin 1.722 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:01.956 | Damp Kevin 1.544 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:04.156 | Refried Ron 1.622 |
| The Gap | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:06.528 | Stubbs 1.861 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:08.078 | Old Gristle 1.550 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:10.389 | Puck Yeah 2.028 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:12.878 | Old Gristle 2.489 |
| Big Air | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:16.311 | Old Gristle 3.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:20.594 | Puck Yeah 2.244 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:24.772 | Puck Yeah 3.872 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:30.472 | Stubbs 4.467 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:32.822 | Puck Yeah 2.250 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:35.489 | Stubbs 2.089 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:38.794 | Stubbs 1.961 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:43.256 | Puck Yeah 3.694 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:46.322 | Puck Yeah 2.595 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:50.494 | Puck Yeah 4.127 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:53.583 | Puck Yeah 2.823 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:57.272 | Damp Kevin 3.394 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:59.567 | Old Gristle 2.295 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
246 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-3-6-14-5.
210.63
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
276 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-3-5-4-6.
136.51
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
285 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-10-3-5-4.
117.76
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
273 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-5-3-10.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
269 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-6-7-10.
137.52
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
268 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-6-8-11-7.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
272 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-8-7-11.
134.92
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-8-6-7.
204.29
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
272 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-7-6-5-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
268 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-7-16-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
272 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-15-7-15.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
268 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-9-7-6-8.
166.95
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
270 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-13-4-8.
167.61
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
269 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-4-8-7-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
273 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-14-4-5-9.
200.13
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
268 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-12-8-16.
165.12
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
262 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-1-3-3-8.
20.06
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
276 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-1-3-3.
19.62
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
280 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-3-16-1-3.
39.50
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
280 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-5-2-2-1.
12.41
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
279 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-5-13-2-2.
11.27
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
251 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-7-5-2.
11.74
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
270 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-5-2-4.
7.95
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2
256 starts, 116 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-12-2-1-6.
15.83
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
276 starts, 133 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-2-1-1.
8.10
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
276 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-8-4-5-4.
52.47
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
266 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-8-7-4-6.
50.93
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
281 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-4-8-4-2.
47.73
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
257 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-5-11-8-4.
62.53
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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