Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 8:15.383 6 +5 38 15.0
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:17.405 +2.02 4 +2 45 13.4
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:41.088 +25.71 3 0 47 14.0
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 8:42.295 +26.91 2 -2 45 14.0
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 8:54.023 +38.64 16 +11 40 13.3
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:59.872 +44.49 12 +6 27 21.4
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:45.577 +90.19 9 +2 31 13.0
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 9:59.184 +103.80 8 0 47 11.7
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10:08.051 +112.67 10 +1 50 12.5
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:10.984 +115.60 1 -9 29 11.3
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:12.445 +117.06 15 +4 32 13.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:14.451 +119.07 5 -7 54 11.6
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:29.906 +134.52 7 -6 43 11.7
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:30.373 +134.99 14 0 59 10.8
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:42.767 +147.38 13 -2 43 11.5
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:49.189 +153.81 11 -5 51 12.1
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.939
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
11.506
Old Gristle gets air. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-3-2.
14.906
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 3-3-9-8-3.
18.600
It is chaos out there.
22.406
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
26.106
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 17.3 contacts an event coming in.
29.806
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 20.6 contacts an event coming in.
40.033
It is chaos out there.
45.894
That is a big one for Wide Load.
50.733
Lil Nugget finds trouble. Averaging 17.0 contacts an event coming in.
55.183
Heavy contact for Custard.
58.911
No idea what happened there.
1:03.200
The Heel gets hit hard.
1:07.750
Big air for Wide Load.
1:11.239
They will not want to see that again.
1:14.667
Big air for Custard.
1:18.561
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:22.006
That is not going to help.
1:25.494
And The Unit takes flight.
1:29.383
Damp Kevin is completely off the deck.
1:33.733
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:37.217
Up goes Slapper.
1:40.650
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:44.294
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
1:48.806
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
1:49.183
Wide Load has it.
1:52.206
Wide Load wins it.
1:55.967
No idea what happened there.
1:59.433
Crooked Pete is airborne.
2:02.889
Damp Kevin is completely off the deck.
2:06.411
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:09.956
Big air for Damp Kevin.
2:13.606
Right into it goes Damp Kevin.
2:17.233
That is a big one for Pilot Light.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Refried Ron 1.567 Refried Ron 1.567
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 4.994 Old Gristle 2.889
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 7.506 Old Gristle 2.345
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 10.700 Squish 2.977
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 12.517 Slapper 1.656
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 13.861 Stubbs 1.261
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 15.650 Wide Load 1.633
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 16.883 Wide Load 0.800
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 18.222 Wide Load 1.217
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 19.406 Wide Load 0.989
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 20.994 Wide Load 1.228
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 22.844 The Lieutenant 1.733
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 26.556 Slapper 3.712
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 30.656 The Lieutenant 3.322
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 32.817 Wide Load 2.145
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 35.239 The Unit 2.261
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 37.244 Slapper 2.005
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 40.883 Slapper 3.639
Split Route Smooth Slapper 43.578 Slapper 2.695
Stairwell Hard Slapper 47.883 The Lieutenant 4.139
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 50.394 Stubbs 2.505
Tight Curve Carpet Slapper 54.156 Lil Nugget 2.889
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 59.878 Wide Load 4.022
Stairwell Hard Slapper 1:03.050 Slapper 3.172
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 1:04.856 Slapper 1.806
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:06.528 Slapper 1.672
Peg Field Hard Slapper 1:08.039 Wide Load 1.267
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 1:10.494 Lil Nugget 1.795
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 1:11.728 Wide Load 0.983
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:13.750 Wide Load 1.489
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:15.328 Wide Load 1.356
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:17.417 Wide Load 1.855
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:19.206 Wide Load 1.712
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:21.439 Wide Load 2.233
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 1:23.444 Wide Load 2.005
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 1:25.689 Wide Load 2.245
The Plunge Metal Wide Load 1:27.561 Wide Load 1.872
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:29.778 Slapper 2.206
The Kicker Hard Wide Load 1:30.717 Wide Load 0.939
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:32.561 Stubbs 1.606
The Gap Hard Wide Load 1:34.861 Old Gristle 1.733
The Drops Hard Wide Load 1:36.394 Old Gristle 1.278
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:38.661 Old Gristle 2.072
The Washboard Hard Wide Load 1:40.878 Stubbs 2.139
Big Air Metal Wide Load 1:43.806 Stubbs 2.516
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 1:45.689 Wide Load 1.883
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 1:48.056 Old Gristle 1.972
Final Sprint Hard Wide Load 1:50.317 Wide Load 2.261
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:51.256 Wide Load 0.939
Exit Gate Hard Wide Load 1:52.183 Wide Load 0.927
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 25 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
286 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-10-3-5.
36.42
1
Big Randy The Noodles
276 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-8-9-6-4.
100.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
271 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-5-7-6-6.
54.40
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
273 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-6-8-7.
38.36
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
273 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-8-7-6-5.
109.18
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
272 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-12-7-6-8.
177.45
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
274 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-4-15-5.
88.63
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
270 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-6-4-8-7.
113.36
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
279 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-4-3-3.
8.28
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
265 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-5-3-1.
9.37
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
274 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-7-2-6-2.
5.45
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
284 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-2-3-2.
6.06
8
Slapper The Pucks
275 starts, 133 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-1-3-1.
4.44
4
Wide Load The Pucks
257 starts, 117 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-12-2-1.
7.36
2
Squish The Soft Boys
268 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-5-8-7.
30.46
21
Custard The Soft Boys
282 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-4-8-4.
18.85

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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