Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 43

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:48.767 3 +2 37 14.6
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:48.767 3 +2 37 14.6
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:48.767 3 +2 37 14.6
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:48.767 3 +2 37 14.6
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 8:14.789 +26.02 5 +3 36 13.1
2 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 8:14.789 +26.02 5 +3 36 13.1
2 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 8:14.789 +26.02 5 +3 36 13.1
2 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8:14.789 +26.02 5 +3 36 13.1
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:25.712 +36.95 4 +1 31 13.4
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:25.712 +36.95 4 +1 31 13.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:25.712 +36.95 4 +1 31 13.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:25.712 +36.95 4 +1 31 13.4
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:40.495 +51.73 8 +4 31 14.2
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:40.495 +51.73 8 +4 31 14.2
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:40.495 +51.73 8 +4 31 14.2
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:40.495 +51.73 8 +4 31 14.2
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:52.068 +63.30 1 -4 37 12.7
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:52.068 +63.30 1 -4 37 12.7
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:52.068 +63.30 1 -4 37 12.7
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:52.068 +63.30 1 -4 37 12.7
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:53.833 +65.07 6 0 27 18.5
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:53.833 +65.07 6 0 27 18.5
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:53.833 +65.07 6 0 27 18.5
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:53.833 +65.07 6 0 27 18.5
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:00.428 +71.66 7 0 43 12.5
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:00.428 +71.66 7 0 43 12.5
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:00.428 +71.66 7 0 43 12.5
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:00.428 +71.66 7 0 43 12.5
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:06.645 +77.88 2 -6 18 21.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:06.645 +77.88 2 -6 18 21.2
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:06.645 +77.88 2 -6 18 21.2
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:06.645 +77.88 2 -6 18 21.2
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
6.733
And it's The Lieutenant in front now.
11.222
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-15.
15.394
Refried Ron is airborne.
19.017
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 4-7-9-4-4.
22.889
Tender Greg is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-7-9-4-4.
26.794
The Heel gets air. Recent finishes: 7-10-8-13-8.
31.022
Radiator is airborne.
34.761
Well, that was always going to happen.
45.089
That is not going to help. Averaging 17.0 contacts an event coming in.
50.261
And it all goes wrong.
53.900
The Lieutenant hits the front.
58.344
Look at that.
1:02.461
Radiator gets air.
1:07.189
That is a big one for The Lieutenant.
1:11.267
That is a big one for The Coaster.
1:14.683
Lil Nugget gets air.
1:18.683
And Long John takes flight.
1:22.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:26.683
Radiator is airborne.
1:31.517
That is the sport, right there.
1:36.044
And Tender Greg takes flight.
1:43.633
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:48.339
That is the sport, right there.
1:48.400
Here comes Lil Nugget.
1:51.739
It is The Lieutenant!
1:56.894
Long John is completely off the deck.
2:04.039
Big air for The Heel.
2:09.694
The Heel finds trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Long John 1.983 Long John 1.983
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 5.089 The Coaster 2.833
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 7.644 The Lieutenant 2.516
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 10.450 The Lieutenant 2.806
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 13.094 Tender Greg 1.745
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Tender Greg 14.433 Tender Greg 1.816
Narrow Pipe Metal Tender Greg 17.300 The Coaster 1.289
The Drops Metal The Coaster 18.556 The Coaster 1.184
Rotating Drum Metal The Coaster 19.894 The Coaster 1.338
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Tender Greg 22.433 The Lieutenant 1.767
The Washboard Metal The Lieutenant 24.400 The Lieutenant 1.589
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 26.200 Lil Nugget 1.661
S-Bend Smooth Lil Nugget 32.117 Lil Nugget 3.473
Tight Curve Smooth Lil Nugget 37.128 Refried Ron 3.683
The Funnel Smooth Lil Nugget 39.578 The Coaster 2.411
Narrow Pipe Metal Lil Nugget 42.144 Radiator 2.500
The Gauntlet Smooth Lil Nugget 44.328 The Coaster 2.078
The Hairpin Smooth Lil Nugget 48.322 The Lieutenant 3.800
Split Route Smooth Lil Nugget 50.044 The Lieutenant 1.711
The Spiral Metal The Coaster 52.389 The Lieutenant 1.761
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 1:05.789 The Lieutenant 13.250
Rotating Drum Metal The Coaster 1:07.428 The Coaster 1.211
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 1:08.772 The Coaster 1.344
The Drops Metal The Coaster 1:09.944 The Coaster 1.172
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:11.256 The Coaster 1.312
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:13.422 Lil Nugget 1.728
The Drops Hard Lil Nugget 1:18.711 Lil Nugget 1.272
Sweeping Curve Smooth Lil Nugget 1:20.578 Lil Nugget 1.867
The Washboard Hard Lil Nugget 1:23.189 The Lieutenant 2.572
Big Air Metal Lil Nugget 1:27.944 The Lieutenant 3.122
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 1:30.167 The Lieutenant 2.034
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 1:32.567 The Lieutenant 2.400
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 1:34.594 The Lieutenant 2.027
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 1:37.261 The Lieutenant 2.667
The Plunge Metal The Lieutenant 1:40.306 Lil Nugget 2.167
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 1:42.561 The Lieutenant 2.255
The Kicker Metal The Lieutenant 1:43.522 The Lieutenant 0.961
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 1:45.794 The Lieutenant 2.272
Final Sprint Metal The Lieutenant 1:48.544 Lil Nugget 2.683
Target Zone Carpet Lil Nugget 1:50.283 Lil Nugget 1.172
Exit Gate Metal Lil Nugget 1:51.400 Tender Greg 1.116
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 NOO The Noodles 4 0/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 0/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 0/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 0/1 2
8 PCK The Pucks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
279 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 3-8-12-4-3.
74.78
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
288 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-3-8-4-10.
110.14
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
277 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-14-8-9-6.
133.13
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
252 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-3-7-11-8.
166.35
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
274 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-7-6-8.
66.25
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
272 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-9-5-7-6.
78.47
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
273 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-6-5-7-10.
137.68
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
277 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-6-15-5.
146.64
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
275 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-5-7-8-7.
137.18
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
273 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-8-7-13.
158.32
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
273 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-8-12-7-6.
167.93
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
275 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-16-7-8.
181.53
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
272 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-13-6-6.
110.08
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
271 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-6-4-8.
91.26
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-7-10-6-14.
153.28
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
275 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-6-4-15.
124.17
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
281 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 9-8-3-3-4.
20.42
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
266 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-4-3-5-3.
16.60
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
265 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-8-3-3-1.
20.69
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
284 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 8-16-3-8-3.
62.45
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
276 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 15-4-2-7-2.
19.53
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
253 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-2-2-2-7.
9.65
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
282 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 16-4-2-2-5.
22.44
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
285 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-3-2-2-3.
9.02
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
279 starts, 135 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-1-2.
7.62
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
277 starts, 135 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
8.33
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
282 starts, 147 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 14-1-1-1-1.
14.94
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
258 starts, 118 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-1-12-2.
12.29
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
262 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 2-2-5-4-1.
33.74
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
283 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-4-5-4-8.
27.66
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
269 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-4-7-5-8.
34.98
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
282 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-2-4-6-4.
40.29

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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