· Season 10 · Round 43
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:48.767 | — | 3 | +2 | 37 | 14.6 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:48.767 | — | 3 | +2 | 37 | 14.6 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:48.767 | — | 3 | +2 | 37 | 14.6 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:48.767 | — | 3 | +2 | 37 | 14.6 |
| 2 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:14.789 | +26.02 | 5 | +3 | 36 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:14.789 | +26.02 | 5 | +3 | 36 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:14.789 | +26.02 | 5 | +3 | 36 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:14.789 | +26.02 | 5 | +3 | 36 | 13.1 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:25.712 | +36.95 | 4 | +1 | 31 | 13.4 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:25.712 | +36.95 | 4 | +1 | 31 | 13.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:25.712 | +36.95 | 4 | +1 | 31 | 13.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:25.712 | +36.95 | 4 | +1 | 31 | 13.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:40.495 | +51.73 | 8 | +4 | 31 | 14.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:40.495 | +51.73 | 8 | +4 | 31 | 14.2 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:40.495 | +51.73 | 8 | +4 | 31 | 14.2 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:40.495 | +51.73 | 8 | +4 | 31 | 14.2 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:52.068 | +63.30 | 1 | -4 | 37 | 12.7 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:52.068 | +63.30 | 1 | -4 | 37 | 12.7 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:52.068 | +63.30 | 1 | -4 | 37 | 12.7 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:52.068 | +63.30 | 1 | -4 | 37 | 12.7 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:53.833 | +65.07 | 6 | 0 | 27 | 18.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:53.833 | +65.07 | 6 | 0 | 27 | 18.5 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:53.833 | +65.07 | 6 | 0 | 27 | 18.5 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:53.833 | +65.07 | 6 | 0 | 27 | 18.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:00.428 | +71.66 | 7 | 0 | 43 | 12.5 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:00.428 | +71.66 | 7 | 0 | 43 | 12.5 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:00.428 | +71.66 | 7 | 0 | 43 | 12.5 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:00.428 | +71.66 | 7 | 0 | 43 | 12.5 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:06.645 | +77.88 | 2 | -6 | 18 | 21.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:06.645 | +77.88 | 2 | -6 | 18 | 21.2 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:06.645 | +77.88 | 2 | -6 | 18 | 21.2 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:06.645 | +77.88 | 2 | -6 | 18 | 21.2 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
6.733
And it's The Lieutenant in front now.
11.222
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-15.
15.394
Refried Ron is airborne.
19.017
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 4-7-9-4-4.
22.889
Tender Greg is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-7-9-4-4.
26.794
The Heel gets air. Recent finishes: 7-10-8-13-8.
31.022
Radiator is airborne.
34.761
Well, that was always going to happen.
45.089
That is not going to help. Averaging 17.0 contacts an event coming in.
50.261
And it all goes wrong.
53.900
The Lieutenant hits the front.
58.344
Look at that.
1:02.461
Radiator gets air.
1:07.189
That is a big one for The Lieutenant.
1:11.267
That is a big one for The Coaster.
1:14.683
Lil Nugget gets air.
1:18.683
And Long John takes flight.
1:22.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:26.683
Radiator is airborne.
1:31.517
That is the sport, right there.
1:36.044
And Tender Greg takes flight.
1:43.633
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:48.339
That is the sport, right there.
1:48.400
Here comes Lil Nugget.
1:51.739
It is The Lieutenant!
1:56.894
Long John is completely off the deck.
2:04.039
Big air for The Heel.
2:09.694
The Heel finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Long John | 1.983 | Long John 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 5.089 | The Coaster 2.833 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Lieutenant | 7.644 | The Lieutenant 2.516 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Lieutenant | 10.450 | The Lieutenant 2.806 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 13.094 | Tender Greg 1.745 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Tender Greg | 14.433 | Tender Greg 1.816 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Tender Greg | 17.300 | The Coaster 1.289 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 18.556 | The Coaster 1.184 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 19.894 | The Coaster 1.338 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Tender Greg | 22.433 | The Lieutenant 1.767 |
| The Washboard | Metal | The Lieutenant | 24.400 | The Lieutenant 1.589 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Lieutenant | 26.200 | Lil Nugget 1.661 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 32.117 | Lil Nugget 3.473 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 37.128 | Refried Ron 3.683 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 39.578 | The Coaster 2.411 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Lil Nugget | 42.144 | Radiator 2.500 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 44.328 | The Coaster 2.078 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 48.322 | The Lieutenant 3.800 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 50.044 | The Lieutenant 1.711 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 52.389 | The Lieutenant 1.761 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 1:05.789 | The Lieutenant 13.250 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 1:07.428 | The Coaster 1.211 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:08.772 | The Coaster 1.344 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:09.944 | The Coaster 1.172 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:11.256 | The Coaster 1.312 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:13.422 | Lil Nugget 1.728 |
| The Drops | Hard | Lil Nugget | 1:18.711 | Lil Nugget 1.272 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 1:20.578 | Lil Nugget 1.867 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Lil Nugget | 1:23.189 | The Lieutenant 2.572 |
| Big Air | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:27.944 | The Lieutenant 3.122 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:30.167 | The Lieutenant 2.034 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:32.567 | The Lieutenant 2.400 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:34.594 | The Lieutenant 2.027 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:37.261 | The Lieutenant 2.667 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:40.306 | Lil Nugget 2.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:42.561 | The Lieutenant 2.255 |
| The Kicker | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:43.522 | The Lieutenant 0.961 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:45.794 | The Lieutenant 2.272 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:48.544 | Lil Nugget 2.683 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 1:50.283 | Lil Nugget 1.172 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:51.400 | Tender Greg 1.116 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
279 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 3-8-12-4-3.
74.78
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
288 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-3-8-4-10.
110.14
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
277 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-14-8-9-6.
133.13
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
252 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-3-7-11-8.
166.35
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
274 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-7-6-8.
66.25
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
272 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-9-5-7-6.
78.47
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
273 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-6-5-7-10.
137.68
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
277 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-6-15-5.
146.64
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
275 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-5-7-8-7.
137.18
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
273 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-8-7-13.
158.32
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
273 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-8-12-7-6.
167.93
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
275 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-16-7-8.
181.53
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
272 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-13-6-6.
110.08
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
271 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-6-4-8.
91.26
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-7-10-6-14.
153.28
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
275 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-6-4-15.
124.17
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
281 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 9-8-3-3-4.
20.42
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
265 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-8-3-3-1.
20.69
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
284 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 8-16-3-8-3.
62.45
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
276 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 15-4-2-7-2.
19.53
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
285 starts, 62 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-3-2-2-3.
9.02
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
279 starts, 135 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-1-2.
7.62
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
277 starts, 135 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
8.33
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
282 starts, 147 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 14-1-1-1-1.
14.94
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
258 starts, 118 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-1-12-2.
12.29
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
262 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 2-2-5-4-1.
33.74
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
283 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-4-5-4-8.
27.66
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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