· Season 10 · Round 45
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:40.811 | — | 1 | 0 | 39 | 12.4 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:40.811 | — | 1 | 0 | 39 | 12.4 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:40.811 | — | 1 | 0 | 39 | 12.4 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:40.811 | — | 1 | 0 | 39 | 12.4 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:53.728 | +12.92 | 6 | +4 | 41 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:53.728 | +12.92 | 6 | +4 | 41 | 11.0 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:53.728 | +12.92 | 6 | +4 | 41 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:53.728 | +12.92 | 6 | +4 | 41 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:04.117 | +23.31 | 5 | +2 | 36 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:04.117 | +23.31 | 5 | +2 | 36 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:04.117 | +23.31 | 5 | +2 | 36 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:04.117 | +23.31 | 5 | +2 | 36 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:23.583 | +42.77 | 7 | +3 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:23.583 | +42.77 | 7 | +3 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:23.583 | +42.77 | 7 | +3 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:23.583 | +42.77 | 7 | +3 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:46.900 | +66.09 | 4 | -1 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:46.900 | +66.09 | 4 | -1 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:46.900 | +66.09 | 4 | -1 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:46.900 | +66.09 | 4 | -1 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:48.423 | +67.61 | 2 | -4 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:48.423 | +67.61 | 2 | -4 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:48.423 | +67.61 | 2 | -4 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:48.423 | +67.61 | 2 | -4 | 39 | 12.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:15.445 | +94.63 | 8 | +1 | 42 | 11.2 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:15.445 | +94.63 | 8 | +1 | 42 | 11.2 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:15.445 | +94.63 | 8 | +1 | 42 | 11.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:15.445 | +94.63 | 8 | +1 | 42 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:23.634 | +102.82 | 3 | -5 | 42 | 11.5 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:23.634 | +102.82 | 3 | -5 | 42 | 11.5 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:23.634 | +102.82 | 3 | -5 | 42 | 11.5 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 9:23.634 | +102.82 | 3 | -5 | 42 | 11.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 20.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.667
Thick Rick hits the front. Career record: 22 wins from 288, average finish 5.3.
11.817
Thick Rick is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-3-8.
15.339
Big air for The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 10-1-3-2-2.
22.817
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 10-1-3-2-2.
26.556
The Lieutenant gets air.
30.000
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
35.828
Tender Greg finds trouble.
40.361
Up goes The Lieutenant.
44.156
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
49.089
And it all goes wrong.
52.700
Big air for Radiator.
56.861
Absolute carnage.
1:00.411
They will not want to see that again.
1:03.978
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:08.244
Big air for The Lieutenant.
1:12.033
Second Sock is picking them off.
1:15.444
And Radiator takes flight.
1:19.128
Oh dear.
1:24.272
Oh dear.
1:29.494
Right into it goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:37.022
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:41.578
Thick Rick gets hit hard.
1:46.328
Tender Greg gets hit hard.
1:50.200
Slapper gets hit hard.
1:53.750
Here comes Slapper.
1:55.367
Crooked Pete takes a knock.
1:58.767
Slapper takes it.
2:15.122
Radiator gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 1.961 | Sweaty Gerald 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 5.267 | Thick Rick 2.989 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 7.661 | Thick Rick 2.394 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 10.906 | The Lieutenant 3.017 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Thick Rick | 12.778 | Slapper 1.689 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 14.989 | Slapper 1.972 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 16.533 | Slapper 1.316 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 18.844 | The Lieutenant 1.923 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Thick Rick | 20.500 | The Lieutenant 1.377 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 23.067 | The Lieutenant 2.300 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 25.200 | The Lieutenant 2.000 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 27.050 | The Lieutenant 1.639 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 29.700 | The Lieutenant 2.345 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 35.656 | Slapper 5.606 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 38.967 | Slapper 3.150 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 40.944 | Slapper 1.828 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 42.811 | Slapper 1.211 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 46.306 | Crooked Pete 0.667 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 54.544 | Thick Rick 2.833 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Thick Rick | 57.978 | Second Sock 1.484 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:01.283 | Second Sock 1.700 |
| The Drops | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:02.939 | Second Sock 1.533 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:05.283 | Tender Greg 1.684 |
| The Gap | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:08.444 | Tender Greg 1.739 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:10.178 | Tender Greg 1.266 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:12.556 | Tender Greg 2.222 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:15.578 | The Lieutenant 2.189 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:19.044 | The Lieutenant 3.088 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:21.067 | The Lieutenant 2.023 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:26.772 | Tender Greg 3.667 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:31.350 | The Lieutenant 4.578 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:33.633 | Thick Rick 2.273 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:35.611 | The Lieutenant 1.978 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:37.967 | Slapper 2.027 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:42.056 | Slapper 3.617 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:45.406 | Slapper 2.400 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:47.644 | Slapper 2.983 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:50.306 | Slapper 2.662 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:54.389 | Crooked Pete 1.628 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 1:56.750 | Crooked Pete 1.511 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
290 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-13-3-8.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
253 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-8-3-7-11.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-3-8-12-4.
120.61
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
278 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-3-14-8-9.
190.34
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
274 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-6-5-7.
148.73
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
276 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-6-5-7.
180.06
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
273 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-9-5-7.
110.25
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-6-6-15.
182.64
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
275 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-6-5-8-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2
276 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-5-7-16-7.
213.46
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
276 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-11-5-7-8.
169.28
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
274 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-12-5-8-7.
168.99
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
273 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-7-13-6.
163.48
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
272 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-7-6-6-4.
164.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
277 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-7-5-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
279 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-10-7-10-6.
213.20
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
285 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-8-16-3-8.
55.83
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
282 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-9-8-3-3.
22.99
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
267 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-6-8-3.
18.09
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
277 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-15-4-2-7.
15.89
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
284 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-16-4-2.
13.22
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
286 starts, 63 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-4-3-2-2.
8.66
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
254 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-4-2-2-2.
8.15
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
280 starts, 135 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-2-1.
7.80
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3
259 starts, 118 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-1-1-1-12.
11.77
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4
283 starts, 147 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-14-1-1-1.
12.78
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
264 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-2-2-5.
43.35
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
284 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-2-4-5-4.
32.73
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
270 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-2-4-7-5.
42.69
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
283 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-3-2-4-6.
41.60
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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