· Season 10 · Round 7
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:17.411 | — | 4 | +3 | 35 | 16.3 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:17.411 | — | 4 | +3 | 35 | 16.3 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:17.411 | — | 4 | +3 | 35 | 16.3 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:17.411 | — | 4 | +3 | 35 | 16.3 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:56.022 | +38.61 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:56.022 | +38.61 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:56.022 | +38.61 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 14.3 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:56.022 | +38.61 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 14.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:17.554 | +60.14 | 3 | 0 | 39 | 14.5 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:17.554 | +60.14 | 3 | 0 | 39 | 14.5 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:17.554 | +60.14 | 3 | 0 | 39 | 14.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:17.554 | +60.14 | 3 | 0 | 39 | 14.5 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:22.389 | +64.98 | 1 | -3 | 8 | 23.9 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:22.389 | +64.98 | 1 | -3 | 8 | 23.9 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:22.389 | +64.98 | 1 | -3 | 8 | 23.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:22.389 | +64.98 | 1 | -3 | 8 | 23.9 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:41.478 | +84.07 | 6 | +1 | 20 | 13.8 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:41.478 | +84.07 | 6 | +1 | 20 | 13.8 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:41.478 | +84.07 | 6 | +1 | 20 | 13.8 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:41.478 | +84.07 | 6 | +1 | 20 | 13.8 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:45.494 | +88.08 | 8 | +2 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:45.494 | +88.08 | 8 | +2 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:45.494 | +88.08 | 8 | +2 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:45.494 | +88.08 | 8 | +2 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:56.211 | +98.80 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 17.6 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:56.211 | +98.80 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 17.6 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:56.211 | +98.80 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 17.6 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:56.211 | +98.80 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 17.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:14.739 | +117.33 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 21.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:14.739 | +117.33 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 21.6 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:14.739 | +117.33 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 21.6 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:14.739 | +117.33 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 21.6 |
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
4.833
The lead changes hands. The Coaster.
10.717
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-15-1.
14.178
Big air for Old Gristle.
17.650
And The Unit takes flight.
21.156
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
25.094
No idea what happened there.
29.311
It is chaos out there.
37.200
And it's The Coaster in front now. Career record: 122 wins from 259, average finish 3.3.
41.294
Lil Nugget takes a knock. Averaging 15.6 contacts an event coming in.
45.256
The Coaster gets air. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-15-1.
51.067
Big air for Old Gristle.
54.739
That is a big one for Refried Ron. Averaging 19.4 contacts an event coming in.
1:02.067
Right into it goes The Coaster.
1:08.533
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:11.939
And it all goes wrong.
1:15.706
Old Gristle takes a knock.
1:20.000
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:23.506
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:29.033
Refried Ron is completely off the deck.
1:37.556
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
1:41.722
That is the sport, right there.
1:42.189
Here comes The Coaster.
1:45.189
The Coaster wins it.
1:49.917
And Old Gristle takes flight.
2:01.194
Refried Ron is airborne.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Refried Ron | 1.944 | Refried Ron 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 5.083 | The Coaster 2.833 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 7.578 | The Coaster 2.495 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 10.367 | The Coaster 2.789 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 12.661 | The Unit 1.906 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 15.706 | Old Gristle 2.550 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 17.050 | Tender Greg 1.261 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 18.228 | The Coaster 1.178 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 19.228 | The Coaster 1.000 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 20.667 | Tender Greg 1.411 |
| The Washboard | Metal | The Coaster | 21.972 | The Coaster 1.305 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 24.350 | Tender Greg 1.716 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 28.833 | Lil Nugget 3.178 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 33.022 | Second Sock 3.200 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 35.650 | The Coaster 2.311 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 37.967 | The Coaster 1.956 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 39.839 | The Coaster 1.872 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 43.483 | The Coaster 3.644 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 45.039 | The Coaster 1.556 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 47.622 | Lil Nugget 1.722 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:00.783 | The Coaster 13.161 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 1:03.911 | Second Sock 1.428 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:07.778 | Second Sock 2.083 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:09.406 | Second Sock 1.572 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:11.639 | Second Sock 1.678 |
| The Gap | Hard | Lil Nugget | 1:13.856 | Lil Nugget 1.989 |
| The Drops | Hard | Lil Nugget | 1:15.422 | Lil Nugget 1.566 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 1:17.900 | The Coaster 2.317 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:21.928 | The Coaster 2.872 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:24.594 | The Coaster 2.666 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:26.417 | The Coaster 1.823 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:28.639 | The Coaster 2.222 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:30.689 | The Coaster 2.050 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:32.683 | The Coaster 1.994 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:35.228 | The Coaster 2.545 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:37.472 | The Coaster 2.244 |
| The Kicker | Metal | The Coaster | 1:38.467 | Old Gristle 0.989 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:40.900 | Old Gristle 2.333 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Coaster | 1:43.328 | The Coaster 2.428 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:44.300 | The Coaster 0.972 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | The Coaster | 1:45.189 | The Coaster 0.889 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
270 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-6-7-9.
192.23
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-12-7-5-8.
171.79
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
231 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-7-7-11.
159.24
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
252 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-4-13-6-12.
118.84
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-6-5-4-7.
160.19
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-5-10-4-16.
159.60
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
251 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-4-6-5.
54.39
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
253 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-8-9-5-10.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-5-7-6.
109.31
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
252 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-8-11-5-6.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
253 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-6-5-8.
69.86
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
257 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-8-7-6-6.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
250 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-5-8-4.
81.37
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
256 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-6-12-5.
131.25
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
261 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-1-3-3.
15.10
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
244 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-1-3-3.
16.68
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
262 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-3-15-1-4.
30.07
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
264 starts, 60 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 8-2-1-2-3.
11.54
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
257 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 6-3-2-2-2.
14.20
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
256 starts, 119 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 15-1-3-1-1.
16.96
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
241 starts, 108 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-3-3-1-1.
9.46
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
255 starts, 122 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-1-1-7.
10.65
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
264 starts, 133 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-14-3.
14.09
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-4-16-8-4.
63.18
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
263 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-8-4-6-4.
37.05
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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