· Season 10 · Round 9
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:33.444 | — | 4 | +3 | 30 | 11.9 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:33.444 | — | 4 | +3 | 30 | 11.9 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:33.444 | — | 4 | +3 | 30 | 11.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:33.444 | — | 4 | +3 | 30 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:48.622 | +15.18 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 13.3 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:48.622 | +15.18 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 13.3 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:48.622 | +15.18 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 13.3 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:48.622 | +15.18 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 13.3 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:56.622 | +23.18 | 6 | +3 | 45 | 11.4 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:56.622 | +23.18 | 6 | +3 | 45 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:56.622 | +23.18 | 6 | +3 | 45 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:56.622 | +23.18 | 6 | +3 | 45 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:16.895 | +43.45 | 8 | +4 | 39 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:16.895 | +43.45 | 8 | +4 | 39 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:16.895 | +43.45 | 8 | +4 | 39 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:16.895 | +43.45 | 8 | +4 | 39 | 11.2 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:45.650 | +72.21 | 1 | -4 | 39 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:45.650 | +72.21 | 1 | -4 | 39 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:45.650 | +72.21 | 1 | -4 | 39 | 11.3 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:45.650 | +72.21 | 1 | -4 | 39 | 11.3 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:45.950 | +72.51 | 7 | +1 | 47 | 12.6 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:45.950 | +72.51 | 7 | +1 | 47 | 12.6 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:45.950 | +72.51 | 7 | +1 | 47 | 12.6 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:45.950 | +72.51 | 7 | +1 | 47 | 12.6 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:02.005 | +88.56 | 5 | -2 | 40 | 12.9 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:02.005 | +88.56 | 5 | -2 | 40 | 12.9 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:02.005 | +88.56 | 5 | -2 | 40 | 12.9 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:02.005 | +88.56 | 5 | -2 | 40 | 12.9 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:03.755 | +90.31 | 3 | -5 | 46 | 12.8 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:03.755 | +90.31 | 3 | -5 | 46 | 12.8 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:03.755 | +90.31 | 3 | -5 | 46 | 12.8 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:03.755 | +90.31 | 3 | -5 | 46 | 12.8 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
The Coaster is coming through.
11.956
The Coaster gets air.
15.861
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-6-5.
19.733
Up goes The Coaster.
23.500
Thick Rick gets air.
28.111
And Floppy Joe takes flight. Recent finishes: 10-8-16-6-16.
32.089
Big air for The Unit. Recent finishes: 6-7-6-9-5.
38.656
The Coaster gets air.
42.083
Thick Rick is airborne.
45.711
Thick Rick gets air. Recent finishes: 15-3-6-3-6.
49.456
That is not going to help.
52.872
Up goes Damp Kevin.
56.550
No idea what happened there.
1:00.328
Heavy contact for The Coaster. Averaging 13.6 contacts an event coming in.
1:03.806
That is the sport, right there.
1:07.267
Yolk gets air.
1:10.667
Thick Rick is completely off the deck.
1:14.117
Yolk gets air.
1:17.544
And The Unit takes flight.
1:21.150
You do not see that every day.
1:26.839
Butter Bean takes a knock.
1:30.667
The Coaster is airborne.
1:39.489
Thick Rick is airborne.
1:43.072
Absolute carnage.
1:47.322
Butter Bean finds trouble.
1:47.811
Here comes The Coaster.
1:50.811
It is The Coaster!
1:58.694
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:04.111
That is going to sting in the morning.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Yolk | 1.983 | Yolk 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Yolk | 5.189 | The Coaster 2.961 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 8.078 | Yolk 2.794 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 11.222 | Chunk 3.039 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Coaster | 12.833 | The Coaster 1.611 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 14.850 | Thick Rick 2.016 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 16.161 | The Coaster 1.311 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 18.294 | Chunk 2.117 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Coaster | 19.589 | The Coaster 1.295 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 21.594 | The Coaster 2.005 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 23.361 | The Coaster 1.767 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 24.883 | The Coaster 1.522 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 27.100 | The Coaster 2.217 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 32.883 | Chunk 5.744 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 36.100 | The Coaster 3.217 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 37.883 | The Coaster 1.783 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 39.600 | Floppy Joe 1.450 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 47.583 | The Unit 0.633 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 50.161 | The Coaster 2.578 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 52.200 | Butter Bean 1.361 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 55.772 | Butter Bean 1.500 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 57.494 | Butter Bean 1.400 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 59.911 | Thick Rick 1.645 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:03.011 | Thick Rick 1.667 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:04.728 | Thick Rick 1.238 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:06.722 | Thick Rick 1.723 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:11.300 | Thick Rick 2.127 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:15.372 | Thick Rick 3.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:17.639 | Thick Rick 2.156 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:20.589 | The Coaster 2.950 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:24.689 | Chunk 4.083 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:26.822 | The Coaster 2.133 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:29.144 | The Coaster 2.322 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:31.422 | Thick Rick 2.250 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:35.306 | The Coaster 3.884 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:37.878 | The Coaster 2.572 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:42.000 | The Coaster 4.122 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:44.700 | The Coaster 2.700 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:48.461 | Yolk 1.328 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:50.811 | Yolk 1.245 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
231 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-7-7-11.
212.70
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
260 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-7-8-7.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
270 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-6-7-9.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-12-7-5-8.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-5-10-4-16.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-6-5-4-7.
210.81
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
253 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-5-4-13-6.
202.90
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-5-7-6.
144.25
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
253 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-8-9-5-10.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
252 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-8-11-5-6.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
254 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-7-7-6-5.
103.12
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
250 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-5-8-4.
132.20
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
256 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-6-12-5.
180.60
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
257 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-8-7-6-6.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
262 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-3-15-1-4.
31.45
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
245 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-3-1-3.
15.41
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
261 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-1-3-3.
17.57
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
262 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-2-2-14.
8.29
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
233 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-2-7-2.
7.41
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
265 starts, 60 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 6-8-2-1-2.
16.58
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
257 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 6-3-2-2-2.
13.60
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
256 starts, 119 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 15-1-3-1-1.
14.94
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4
265 starts, 134 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-1-14.
11.66
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
261 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-8-4-3-4.
35.88
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
250 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-4-4-4-8.
41.36
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
264 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-4-8-4-6.
47.59
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-4-16-8-4.
62.54
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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