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The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:02.422 — 6 +5 9 11.3
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:02.422 — 6 +5 9 11.3
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:02.422 — 6 +5 9 11.3
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:02.422 — 6 +5 9 11.3
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:19.194 +16.77 3 +1 9 12.3
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:19.194 +16.77 3 +1 9 12.3
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:19.194 +16.77 3 +1 9 12.3
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:19.194 +16.77 3 +1 9 12.3
— Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:22.222 +19.80 5 +2 5 11.8
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:22.222 +19.80 5 +2 5 11.8
— Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:22.222 +19.80 5 +2 5 11.8
— The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:22.222 +19.80 5 +2 5 11.8
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.762 +23.34 4 0 6 11.4
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.762 +23.34 4 0 6 11.4
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.762 +23.34 4 0 6 11.4
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.762 +23.34 4 0 6 11.4
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:26.984 +24.56 8 +3 11 10.6
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:26.984 +24.56 8 +3 11 10.6
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:26.984 +24.56 8 +3 11 10.6
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:26.984 +24.56 8 +3 11 10.6
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:27.350 +24.93 1 -5 10 9.8
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:27.350 +24.93 1 -5 10 9.8
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:27.350 +24.93 1 -5 10 9.8
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:27.350 +24.93 1 -5 10 9.8
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:28.084 +25.66 2 -5 12 11.8
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:28.084 +25.66 2 -5 12 11.8
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:28.084 +25.66 2 -5 12 11.8
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:28.084 +25.66 2 -5 12 11.8
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:31.195 +28.77 7 -1 10 11.5
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:31.195 +28.77 7 -1 10 11.5
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:31.195 +28.77 7 -1 10 11.5
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:31.195 +28.77 7 -1 10 11.5
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.2 contacts an event coming in.
3.733
Old Gristle goes to the front.
7.689
Thick Rick takes a knock.
13.828
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
17.422
Old Gristle gets air. Recent finishes: 3-3-16-2-3.
20.850
Big air for Wide Load. Recent finishes: 15-2-12-1-11.
29.328
Right into it goes Thick Rick. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
30.439
Thick Rick is going to win this. Recent finishes: 16-1-2-1-4.
33.439
Old Gristle wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Unit 1.944 The Unit 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Butter Bean 4.761 Butter Bean 2.489
Sweeping Curve Metal Thick Rick 6.411 Thick Rick 1.633
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Thick Rick 8.194 Thick Rick 1.783
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 9.594 Custard 1.272
Laundry Chute Metal Thick Rick 12.894 Wide Load 3.039
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 15.500 Wide Load 2.306
The Drops Slick Thick Rick 17.794 Wide Load 1.927
Rotating Drum Metal Thick Rick 25.211 Thick Rick 7.417
Laundry Chute Smooth Thick Rick 27.183 Thick Rick 1.972
The Washboard Metal Thick Rick 29.328 Thick Rick 2.145
Slick Floor Smooth Thick Rick 33.439 Old Gristle 0.783
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 PCK The Pucks 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-7-6-7-6.
54.38
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-9-5-6.
89.39
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-5-7-3.
118.88
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-7-7-12-10.
103.28
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-8-8-14-7.
78.84
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-8-12.
119.14
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-8-11-8-7.
127.02
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-8-10-8-4.
122.79
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 2-6-14-6-13.
84.11
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-6-8-6-15.
103.95
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
31 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-6-14-8-10.
66.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-11-6-6-13.
132.57
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-5-15-6-5.
98.27
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-5-16-5-7.
113.49
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-4-5-5-16.
126.79
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 1-4-6-9-5.
74.17
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
27 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-4-8-3-16.
17.57
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
33 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 1-4-9-3-1.
17.85
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
30 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 14-1-12-4-7.
53.01
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
35 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 12-1-3-13-4.
28.62
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
32 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 16-2-3-1-7.
32.87
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
27 starts, 8 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 2-2-2-1-5.
5.55
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
32 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-1-1-6-2.
8.81
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
34 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 15-2-1-8-8.
37.20
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
31 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 11-3-1-3-1.
14.99
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
31 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-3-6-1-2.
11.71
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
30 starts, 13 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 3-4-3-1-2.
9.14
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
33 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 9-3-1-3-2.
10.47
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-2-3-7-4.
30.14
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 13-5-15-2-2.
58.52
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 8-5-4-2-3.
38.39
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 5-16-2-4-3.
50.18

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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