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· Season 2 · Round 25

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at Chute Tower

Puck Yeah took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:12.838 — 8 +7 8 12.9
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:12.838 — 8 +7 8 12.9
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:12.838 — 8 +7 8 12.9
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:12.838 — 8 +7 8 12.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.944 +0.11 1 -1 7 10.3
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.944 +0.11 1 -1 7 10.3
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.944 +0.11 1 -1 7 10.3
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.944 +0.11 1 -1 7 10.3
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:19.933 +7.10 5 +2 7 11.0
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:19.933 +7.10 5 +2 7 11.0
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:19.933 +7.10 5 +2 7 11.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:19.933 +7.10 5 +2 7 11.0
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:27.083 +14.25 4 0 7 10.9
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:27.083 +14.25 4 0 7 10.9
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:27.083 +14.25 4 0 7 10.9
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:27.083 +14.25 4 0 7 10.9
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:30.750 +17.91 3 -2 7 10.1
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:30.750 +17.91 3 -2 7 10.1
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:30.750 +17.91 3 -2 7 10.1
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:30.750 +17.91 3 -2 7 10.1
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:31.328 +18.49 7 +1 6 11.4
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:31.328 +18.49 7 +1 6 11.4
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:31.328 +18.49 7 +1 6 11.4
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:31.328 +18.49 7 +1 6 11.4
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:33.533 +20.70 2 -5 5 10.6
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:33.533 +20.70 2 -5 5 10.6
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:33.533 +20.70 2 -5 5 10.6
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:33.533 +20.70 2 -5 5 10.6
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.040 +22.20 6 -2 7 12.1
8 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.040 +22.20 6 -2 7 12.1
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.040 +22.20 6 -2 7 12.1
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.040 +22.20 6 -2 7 12.1
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.667
Look at that.
13.994
Stubbs gets air.
17.594
Yolk is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-11-4-13-4.
24.033
Chunk is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-3-13-1-1.
29.356
Sweaty Gerald has it. Recent finishes: 10-8-10-6-3.
32.356
Slapper takes it.
36.811
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.950 Sweaty Gerald 1.950
Smooth Descent Metal Sweaty Gerald 4.739 Pilot Light 2.589
Sweeping Curve Metal Sweaty Gerald 6.533 Sweaty Gerald 1.794
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Sweaty Gerald 8.433 Slapper 1.772
The Drops Metal Sweaty Gerald 9.889 Slapper 1.234
Laundry Chute Metal Sweaty Gerald 13.556 Stubbs 1.978
Narrow Pipe Metal Stubbs 15.472 Stubbs 1.911
The Drops Slick Stubbs 17.378 Chunk 1.884
Rotating Drum Metal Sweaty Gerald 26.889 Sweaty Gerald 8.550
Laundry Chute Smooth Sweaty Gerald 29.128 Slapper 2.005
The Washboard Metal Sweaty Gerald 31.467 Slapper 2.011
Slick Floor Smooth Sweaty Gerald 32.356 Chunk 0.750
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-7-14-8.
143.10
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-8-16-8.
108.65
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-8-11-8-4.
68.76
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-8-8-7.
84.16
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
36 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-8-6-7-1.
80.18
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-9-7-4-3.
80.05
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-10-7-10-4.
105.94
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-8-7-13-4.
148.81
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-7-8-4-7.
60.45
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-7-11-4-3.
102.70
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-4-7-6-11.
84.79
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-12-4-7-2.
76.60
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-5-5-6-5.
104.53
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-6-10-4.
70.85
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
36 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-6-6-6.
79.76
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 16-5-7-6-8.
168.36
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-4-1-7-5.
21.48
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
39 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-1-3-2-12.
11.62
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
32 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-2-16-1-2.
13.50
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 5-2-2-1-2.
14.03
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
39 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 13-1-1-13-3.
18.42
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
35 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-3-3-16-2.
14.99
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
34 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 15-1-3-6-4.
18.51
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
38 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-2-3-3-15.
15.77
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
37 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 3-2-2-1-9.
7.63
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
37 starts, 16 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-3-3-1-2.
8.21
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
36 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 8-3-2-8-1.
15.92
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
36 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-15-2-12-1.
22.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 9-4-5-5-8.
41.97
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 14-4-3-5-8.
53.26
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-8-5-2-5.
41.19
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-5-14-5.
50.46

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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