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· Season 2 · Round 27

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.978 — 6 +5 9 9.6
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.978 — 6 +5 9 9.6
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.978 — 6 +5 9 9.6
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.978 — 6 +5 9 9.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:19.044 +0.07 8 +6 6 12.3
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:19.044 +0.07 8 +6 6 12.3
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:19.044 +0.07 8 +6 6 12.3
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:19.044 +0.07 8 +6 6 12.3
— Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:35.718 +16.74 7 +4 11 9.8
— Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:35.718 +16.74 7 +4 11 9.8
— Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:35.718 +16.74 7 +4 11 9.8
— Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:35.718 +16.74 7 +4 11 9.8
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:39.673 +20.70 1 -3 9 9.6
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:39.673 +20.70 1 -3 9 9.6
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:39.673 +20.70 1 -3 9 9.6
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:39.673 +20.70 1 -3 9 9.6
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:39.811 +20.83 2 -3 12 9.1
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:39.811 +20.83 2 -3 12 9.1
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:39.811 +20.83 2 -3 12 9.1
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:39.811 +20.83 2 -3 12 9.1
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:41.073 +22.10 3 -3 3 10.6
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:41.073 +22.10 3 -3 3 10.6
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:41.073 +22.10 3 -3 3 10.6
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:41.073 +22.10 3 -3 3 10.6
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.356 +22.38 4 -3 6 11.1
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:41.356 +22.38 4 -3 6 11.1
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:41.356 +22.38 4 -3 6 11.1
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.356 +22.38 4 -3 6 11.1
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:41.711 +22.73 5 -3 10 9.9
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:41.711 +22.73 5 -3 10 9.9
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:41.711 +22.73 5 -3 10 9.9
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:41.711 +22.73 5 -3 10 9.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.700
The Lieutenant hits the front.
10.072
And it all goes wrong.
13.694
Up goes Damp Kevin.
17.239
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
21.617
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-1-2.
25.861
The Unit gets air. Recent finishes: 4-5-5-14-7.
25.950
Here comes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-1-2.
29.261
The Lieutenant wins it. Career record: 8 wins from 47, average finish 4.6.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Sweaty Gerald 1.950 Slapper 1.933
Smooth Descent Carpet The Lieutenant 4.467 The Unit 2.489
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 7.522 Slapper 2.245
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 10.844 Slapper 2.933
The Drops Soft fabric Slapper 12.794 Slapper 1.883
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 14.228 Slapper 1.434
Fabric Run Metal Slapper 21.256 Slapper 7.028
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 23.022 Slapper 1.766
The Kicker Slick Slapper 24.656 Slapper 1.634
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 25.944 Slapper 1.288
Stairwell Carpet Slapper 27.378 Slapper 1.434
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 28.950 Slapper 1.572
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-4-6-7-14.
209.40
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-8-11-8.
120.48
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-8-16.
190.55
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-6-6-8.
196.65
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 5-5-6-8-6.
152.24
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-8-10-7-10.
162.25
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-9-7-4.
101.98
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-12-8-7-13.
181.67
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-3-7-8-4.
131.12
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-4-7-6.
124.71
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-11-7-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-12-4-7.
109.45
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-5-6-6.
103.74
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-5-6-6.
214.03
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-10-5-5-6.
189.69
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-16-5-7-6.
198.27
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
40 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-2-1-3-2.
10.44
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
39 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-5-2-2-1.
11.78
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
38 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-2-4-1-7.
15.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
34 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-1-2-2-16.
16.12
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
40 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-1-2-3.
13.51
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
36 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-1-3-3-16.
11.02
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
35 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-15-1-3-6.
15.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
40 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-13-1-1-13.
14.91
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
38 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-3-2-2-1.
8.86
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
38 starts, 16 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-2-8-3-2.
10.34
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
38 starts, 16 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-1-3-3-1.
9.37
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
37 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-3-15-2-12.
27.19
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-14-4-3-5.
56.28
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-4-8-5.
43.19
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-9-4-5-5.
45.21
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-4-5-14.
66.77

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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