Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 2 · Round 34

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Gravy wins at Chute Tower

Gravy took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:07.016 1 0 9 10.7
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:07.016 1 0 9 10.7
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:07.016 1 0 9 10.7
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:07.016 1 0 9 10.7
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:20.284 +13.27 6 +4 6 11.2
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:20.284 +13.27 6 +4 6 11.2
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:20.284 +13.27 6 +4 6 11.2
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:20.284 +13.27 6 +4 6 11.2
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:20.512 +13.50 8 +5 9 10.7
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:20.512 +13.50 8 +5 9 10.7
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:20.512 +13.50 8 +5 9 10.7
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:20.512 +13.50 8 +5 9 10.7
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:27.839 +20.82 2 -2 12 10.6
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:27.839 +20.82 2 -2 12 10.6
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:27.839 +20.82 2 -2 12 10.6
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:27.839 +20.82 2 -2 12 10.6
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:31.916 +24.90 4 -1 9 11.5
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:31.916 +24.90 4 -1 9 11.5
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:31.916 +24.90 4 -1 9 11.5
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:31.916 +24.90 4 -1 9 11.5
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:32.333 +25.32 7 +1 8 12.1
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:32.333 +25.32 7 +1 8 12.1
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:32.333 +25.32 7 +1 8 12.1
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:32.333 +25.32 7 +1 8 12.1
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:33.166 +26.15 3 -4 5 10.3
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:33.166 +26.15 3 -4 5 10.3
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:33.166 +26.15 3 -4 5 10.3
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:33.166 +26.15 3 -4 5 10.3
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:35.911 +28.90 5 -3 6 10.9
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:35.911 +28.90 5 -3 6 10.9
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:35.911 +28.90 5 -3 6 10.9
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:35.911 +28.90 5 -3 6 10.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.3 contacts an event coming in.
4.778
Custard gets hit hard.
12.650
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 15-1-2-2-1.
16.861
You do not see that every day. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
20.328
Big air for Gravy. Recent finishes: 13-3-1-2-2.
29.267
Thick Rick has it.
32.267
Gravy takes it. Career record: 10 wins from 40, average finish 3.4.
36.011
That is a big one for The Heel.
40.033
Sweaty Gerald is last now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Heel 1.978 Thick Rick 1.967
Smooth Descent Metal Thick Rick 4.622 Crawlspace 2.544
Sweeping Curve Metal Thick Rick 6.350 Thick Rick 1.728
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Thick Rick 8.306 Thick Rick 1.956
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 9.533 Thick Rick 1.227
Laundry Chute Metal Thick Rick 12.483 Gravy 2.844
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 14.856 Thick Rick 2.373
The Drops Slick Thick Rick 17.589 Custard 2.155
Rotating Drum Metal Thick Rick 27.289 Gravy 8.833
Laundry Chute Smooth Thick Rick 29.378 Thick Rick 2.089
The Washboard Metal Thick Rick 31.472 Slapper 2.089
Slick Floor Smooth Thick Rick 32.267 Slapper 0.772
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 PCK The Pucks 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-7-7-4.
105.71
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-6-7-6.
73.49
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-8-7-6.
141.96
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-6-4-6.
139.64
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
45 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 2-4-6-3-5.
75.26
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-9-5-5.
76.51
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-5-5-8-10.
64.78
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-5-14-5-5.
85.08
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-10-8-10-6.
82.64
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-6-8-7-6.
145.17
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-7-8-8-3.
128.92
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
38 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-6-8-6-7.
57.72
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-7-8-16.
90.57
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-8-10-5.
75.68
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
44 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-5-5-14-7.
123.20
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-5-7-16-8.
173.62
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
40 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 16-3-13-3-2.
39.40
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
43 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-2-3-1-2.
7.81
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
44 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-3-5-3-2.
16.56
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
40 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-1-2-4.
14.02
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
37 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-2-3-15-1.
11.37
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
41 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 13-2-12-2-3.
29.55
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
42 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-3-13-1.
12.59
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
47 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-2-3-16-2.
37.09
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
42 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-15-1-1-2.
10.72
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
43 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
6.27
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
39 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-1-2-3-15.
12.19
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
43 starts, 19 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 15-1-1-1-5.
18.96
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 14-8-2-4-7.
100.91
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
45 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-4-11-4-13.
69.40
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 9-8-4-6-4.
60.37
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 8-4-4-4-4.
39.74

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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