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· Season 2 · Round 43

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:04.206 — 2 +1 8 11.5
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:04.206 — 2 +1 8 11.5
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:04.206 — 2 +1 8 11.5
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:04.206 — 2 +1 8 11.5
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:13.961 +9.76 3 +1 7 10.3
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:13.961 +9.76 3 +1 7 10.3
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:13.961 +9.76 3 +1 7 10.3
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:13.961 +9.76 3 +1 7 10.3
— Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:14.690 +10.48 8 +5 7 11.1
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:14.690 +10.48 8 +5 7 11.1
— The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:14.690 +10.48 8 +5 7 11.1
— Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:14.690 +10.48 8 +5 7 11.1
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.156 +24.95 6 +2 7 12.4
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.156 +24.95 6 +2 7 12.4
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.156 +24.95 6 +2 7 12.4
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.156 +24.95 6 +2 7 12.4
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:29.244 +25.04 5 0 11 10.4
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:29.244 +25.04 5 0 11 10.4
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:29.244 +25.04 5 0 11 10.4
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:29.244 +25.04 5 0 11 10.4
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:31.577 +27.37 4 -2 6 10.2
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:31.577 +27.37 4 -2 6 10.2
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:31.577 +27.37 4 -2 6 10.2
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:31.577 +27.37 4 -2 6 10.2
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:32.622 +28.42 7 0 10 10.4
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:32.622 +28.42 7 0 10 10.4
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:32.622 +28.42 7 0 10 10.4
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:32.622 +28.42 7 0 10 10.4
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:34.089 +29.88 1 -7 8 10.1
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:34.089 +29.88 1 -7 8 10.1
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:34.089 +29.88 1 -7 8 10.1
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:34.089 +29.88 1 -7 8 10.1
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 10.7 contacts an event coming in.
4.694
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
10.056
It is chaos out there.
13.750
Lil Nugget takes a knock. Averaging 9.2 contacts an event coming in.
17.333
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 12-7-4-5-4.
21.011
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
26.306
Here comes The Lieutenant.
29.306
The Lieutenant wins it.
35.222
Right into it goes Radiator.
38.800
It is chaos out there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Refried Ron 1.950 Refried Ron 1.950
Smooth Descent Metal Radiator 4.656 The Lieutenant 2.350
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 6.139 The Lieutenant 1.517
Smooth Descent Soft fabric The Lieutenant 7.922 The Lieutenant 1.783
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 9.133 The Lieutenant 1.211
Laundry Chute Metal The Lieutenant 11.817 Yolk 2.450
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 14.161 Yolk 1.927
The Drops Slick The Lieutenant 16.106 The Lieutenant 1.945
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 22.672 The Lieutenant 6.566
Laundry Chute Smooth The Lieutenant 24.872 Lil Nugget 2.044
The Washboard Metal The Lieutenant 26.972 The Lieutenant 2.100
Slick Floor Smooth The Lieutenant 29.306 Lil Nugget 0.817
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 PCK The Pucks 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-6-7-6.
65.86
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 2-7-8-8-7.
108.10
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
53 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-7-7-2.
79.20
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-6-10-7.
94.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-6-8-7-7.
90.75
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-12-6-7.
90.98
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-5-15-7.
95.52
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-8-7-11-6.
149.51
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-5-9-5-8.
128.34
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-8-6-10.
49.35
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-5-10-5-11.
103.85
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-5-3-16.
72.56
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-6-14-8-6.
168.41
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
45 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-4-16-8-5.
148.71
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
47 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-5-4-5.
64.28
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-4-8-14-5.
74.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
51 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 16-2-5-2-4.
24.82
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
43 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-2-3-16-3.
16.41
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
47 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 6-2-3-6-2.
15.41
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
47 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-2-3-7-3.
11.22
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
51 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-3-1-1-8.
13.28
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
41 starts, 11 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-13-3-1-2.
11.42
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
47 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-1-2-3-3.
13.34
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
49 starts, 16 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 15-1-1-3-8.
25.77
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
46 starts, 20 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 3-1-2-15-1.
10.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
50 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 12-3-1-1-1.
10.83
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
45 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 13-3-2-1-6.
16.31
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
47 starts, 19 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-15-1-2-2.
13.22
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
51 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-4-7-9-2.
51.21
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-4-4-9-8.
38.95
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 1-6-4-4-7.
23.83
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
47 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 10-6-4-3-4.
68.36

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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