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· Season 2 · Round 7

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Stubbs wins at Chute Tower

Stubbs took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:01.577 — 6 +5 10 12.1
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:01.577 — 6 +5 10 12.1
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:01.577 — 6 +5 10 12.1
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:01.577 — 6 +5 10 12.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.639 +11.06 8 +6 11 11.4
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.639 +11.06 8 +6 11 11.4
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.639 +11.06 8 +6 11 11.4
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.639 +11.06 8 +6 11 11.4
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:13.433 +11.86 3 0 8 10.8
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:13.433 +11.86 3 0 8 10.8
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:13.433 +11.86 3 0 8 10.8
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:13.433 +11.86 3 0 8 10.8
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:25.205 +23.63 7 +3 6 10.7
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:25.205 +23.63 7 +3 6 10.7
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:25.205 +23.63 7 +3 6 10.7
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:25.205 +23.63 7 +3 6 10.7
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.289 +24.71 4 -1 7 11.4
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.289 +24.71 4 -1 7 11.4
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.289 +24.71 4 -1 7 11.4
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.289 +24.71 4 -1 7 11.4
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:27.923 +26.35 1 -5 10 10.2
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:27.923 +26.35 1 -5 10 10.2
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:27.923 +26.35 1 -5 10 10.2
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:27.923 +26.35 1 -5 10 10.2
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:30.150 +28.57 5 -2 6 11.4
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:30.150 +28.57 5 -2 6 11.4
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:30.150 +28.57 5 -2 6 11.4
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:30.150 +28.57 5 -2 6 11.4
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:30.705 +29.13 2 -6 8 9.9
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:30.705 +29.13 2 -6 8 9.9
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:30.705 +29.13 2 -6 8 9.9
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:30.705 +29.13 2 -6 8 9.9
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
4.678
It is chaos out there.
10.556
No idea what happened there. Averaging 10.2 contacts an event coming in.
14.267
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 4-8-3-16-1.
17.783
That is going to sting in the morning.
21.506
Up goes Gravy.
25.722
Tender Greg takes a knock.
25.983
Thick Rick has it.
29.122
It is Thick Rick!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Unit 1.944 The Unit 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal The Unit 4.622 The Heel 2.611
Sweeping Curve Metal Thick Rick 6.333 Thick Rick 1.689
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Thick Rick 8.156 Thick Rick 1.823
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 9.494 Puck Yeah 1.222
Laundry Chute Metal Thick Rick 12.300 Thick Rick 2.806
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 14.922 Tender Greg 2.383
The Drops Slick Thick Rick 17.150 Thick Rick 2.228
Rotating Drum Metal Thick Rick 24.367 Thick Rick 7.217
Laundry Chute Smooth Thick Rick 26.278 Thick Rick 1.911
The Washboard Metal Thick Rick 28.228 Thick Rick 1.950
Slick Floor Smooth Thick Rick 28.983 Puck Yeah 0.750
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 PCK The Pucks 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 10-6-8-8-8.
149.20
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 6-3-8-6-7.
53.71
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-7-6-8.
84.00
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
24 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-5-6-8-7.
127.35
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-9-5.
205.80
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-5-6-8.
80.62
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-5-6-13-7.
86.32
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-7-5-6-7.
82.63
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-8-6-5-16.
143.89
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-8-10-6-5.
123.99
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-6-3-15-7.
132.67
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-11-6-3.
66.40
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-6-5-4-7.
217.33
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-7-7-10-8.
108.71
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-8-8-5.
94.38
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-5-7-7-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-3-16-1-14.
37.44
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
25 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-15-1-11.
22.21
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
30 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-1-4-6-1.
20.90
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
28 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-3-1-3-4.
10.45
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
22 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-2-2-2.
7.69
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
28 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 7-2-1-14-2.
21.31
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
28 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-2-2-1-11.
13.23
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
30 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-6-2-2-2.
15.46
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
29 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-1-2-12-4.
19.23
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
27 starts, 12 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 5-2-4-1-2.
7.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
26 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-4-13-1-2.
13.13
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
26 starts, 12 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 2-13-4-1-1.
11.16
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-3-5-4-8.
36.17
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-7-4-2-3.
46.37
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-4-3-4-5.
27.39
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-1-3-12-5.
40.09

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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