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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 12

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Crawlspace wins at The Ironing Board

Crawlspace took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Basement Heat. The Unit finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.225 — 16 +15 2 2.8
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.133 +0.91 14 +12 2 2.9
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.650 +0.43 15 +12 2 2.8
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 +9 2 2.7
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.442 +1.22 21 +16 0 1.5
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.250 +4.03 22 +16 5 5.1
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.250 +4.03 23 +16 5 5.1
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.78 24 +16 5 5.1
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.392 +0.17 25 +16 0 1.7
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.975 +4.75 26 +16 5 4.9
11 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.217 +3.99 27 +16 5 5.1
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.78 28 +16 5 5.0
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.542 +1.32 19 +6 2 2.7
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +3 2 2.6
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.417 +0.19 18 +3 3 2.6
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.525 +0.30 20 +4 2 2.7
17 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.067 +0.84 12 -5 1 2.8
18 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.917 +0.69 10 -8 3 2.8
19 The Kidney BEA The Beans 0.692 — 9 -10 2 2.7
20 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 6.133 +4.91 11 -9 4 4.0
21 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.033 — 2 -19 2 3.6
22 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.250 +0.03 3 -19 2 3.4
23 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.208 +0.98 1 -22 3 2.1
24 Long John NOO The Noodles 5.000 +3.78 4 -20 4 3.3
25 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.658 +0.43 7 -18 2 3.3
26 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.267 +1.04 8 -18 2 3.2
27 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.983 — 5 -22 2 2.1
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 6.300 +5.08 6 -22 5 6.3
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2.225 +1.00 30 0 1 3.0
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.100 +0.88 31 0 2 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.708 +0.48 32 0 3 2.8
3.000
Here comes another. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-15-7.
4.200
Released.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-4.
15.800
Into position.
16.575
The Coaster is off.
17.775
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-10-1-3-2.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.133
No luck for Butter Bean.
24.333
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-4-2.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-4.
28.400
Crawlspace wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
340 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 27-22-27-30-29.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-21-25-32-32.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
343 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 28-24-28-29-31.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
345 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 25-23-26-31-30.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 21-26-21-28-18.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
342 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 24-25-23-25-17.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
343 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-28-22-27-19.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
343 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 23-27-24-26-20.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
344 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 15-14-13-20-3.
171.55
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
340 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-15-16-18-2.
165.33
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
342 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-13-15-19-1.
163.54
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
343 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 13-16-14-17-4.
154.79
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
343 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 18-20-5-3-25.
181.92
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
342 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 19-17-8-4-26.
188.18
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
342 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 17-19-7-1-27.
182.31
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
342 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 20-18-6-2-28.
189.27
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
342 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 11-11-9-11-7.
52.70
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
341 starts, 31 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 12-12-10-10-8.
54.76
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
341 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 10-9-11-12-6.
51.57
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
345 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 9-10-12-9-5.
48.88
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
344 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-8-3-8-12.
5.15
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
341 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-5-1-7-10.
5.05
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
344 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 2-6-4-6-11.
4.91
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
340 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-7-2-5-9.
4.43
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
341 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-3-18-13-15.
22.23
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
341 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-1-20-16-16.
26.07
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
342 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-2-19-14-14.
23.85
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
345 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-4-17-15-13.
22.37
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
341 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 32-32-31-21-21.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
345 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 29-30-30-22-22.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
342 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 31-29-29-23-24.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
341 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 30-31-32-24-23.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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