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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 15

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
FULL TIME Fairness
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Honey Mustard wins at The Bollard

Honey Mustard took The Bollard — Relay for the The Nuggets. Stubbs finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.742 — 20 +19 1 2.9
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +15 2 2.6
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.917 — 18 +15 2 3.4
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.900 — 19 +15 2 3.4
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.708 — 16 +11 2 3.2
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.267 +0.53 14 +8 1 2.9
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.683 — 13 +6 0 2.3
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.158 — 15 +7 2 3.5
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.158 +0.42 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.025 +3.28 22 +12 5 5.2
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.333 +3.59 23 +12 5 5.2
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.26 24 +12 5 5.2
13 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.350 — 25 +12 0 1.6
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.092 +3.35 26 +12 5 5.1
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.325 +3.58 27 +12 5 5.1
16 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.26 28 +12 6 5.2
17 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.933 +0.19 12 -5 1 2.5
18 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.250 — 11 -7 2 2.8
19 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.833 +0.09 9 -10 1 2.0
20 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.358 — 10 -10 2 2.9
21 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.717 — 2 -19 1 3.1
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.483 — 1 -21 1 2.2
23 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.117 — 4 -19 2 3.3
24 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.242 +0.50 3 -21 4 3.8
25 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.383 — 8 -17 3 3.2
26 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.817 +0.08 5 -21 2 2.2
27 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 5.167 +3.43 6 -21 5 6.3
28 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.267 +0.53 7 -21 4 3.9
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.183 — 30 0 2 3.2
31 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.875 +0.13 31 0 1 3.0
32 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.392 — 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 8-9-8-6-4.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 4-1-2-2-1.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-5-2-1-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-10-1.
26.000
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 2-6-4-8-3.
28.400
It is Honey Mustard!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Thick Rick 26.000 Thick Rick 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
344 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-9-29-26-21.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
346 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 22-10-30-28-24.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 23-11-31-25-23.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
343 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 24-12-32-27-22.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
346 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-31-26-23-27.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
345 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 25-30-27-24-25.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
344 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 28-32-25-21-26.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
346 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 26-29-28-22-28.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
343 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 9-20-17-16-15.
109.28
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
346 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-17-20-13-16.
106.45
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
345 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 12-18-19-14-13.
110.93
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
347 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 11-19-18-15-14.
111.62
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
345 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 19-24-12-17-19.
145.59
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
345 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 18-22-11-20-18.
138.81
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
346 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 20-21-9-18-20.
135.23
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
345 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 17-23-10-19-17.
135.27
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
348 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 3-16-3-9-10.
12.20
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
344 starts, 33 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 1-15-1-12-12.
11.06
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
344 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 4-13-2-10-9.
11.93
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
345 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 2-14-4-11-11.
11.79
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
347 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-6-8-3-8.
7.75
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
343 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-5-5-1-7.
7.58
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
344 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-7-4-5.
7.91
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
347 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 15-7-6-2-6.
7.88
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
348 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-2-15-6-4.
22.26
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
344 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-4-14-5-3.
20.52
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
345 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-1-13-7-2.
19.37
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
344 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-3-16-8-1.
23.22
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
345 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 29-25-22-31-29.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
344 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 31-26-21-32-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
344 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 32-28-24-30-31.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
348 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 30-27-23-29-30.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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