Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 16

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Lectern

Puck Yeah took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.833 28 +27 3 2.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.600 25 +23 0 1.7
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2.008 +0.18 26 +23 3 2.9
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.558 +3.73 27 +23 5 5.3
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.683 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.142 +3.31 22 +16 5 5.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.083 +3.25 23 +16 5 5.3
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.17 24 +16 5 5.2
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.525 16 +7 2 2.9
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.167 +0.33 13 +3 1 2.4
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.667 +0.83 15 +4 2 2.8
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.758 14 +2 2 3.0
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.408 20 +7 3 3.1
14 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.692 17 +3 0 2.3
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.183 18 +3 2 2.7
16 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.125 19 +3 1 2.8
17 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.583 +0.75 3 -14 3 3.2
18 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.292 +0.46 4 -14 2 3.5
19 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 0.992 1 -18 2 2.4
20 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.258 2 -18 2 3.1
21 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.083 +0.25 9 -12 1 2.1
22 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.317 11 -11 1 3.0
23 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.825 +0.99 12 -11 2 2.9
24 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.275 10 -14 2 2.9
25 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.600 8 -17 2 3.1
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.975 5 -21 2 2.4
27 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.233 6 -21 2 3.1
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 5.867 +4.03 7 -21 4 3.2
29 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.858 +0.03 29 0 2 2.8
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.542 31 +1 2 2.9
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.592 32 +1 2 2.9
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.817 30 -2 2 3.1
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-2-10.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-2-10.
15.800
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-2-10.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-3-5-2-1.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up.
22.867
You do not see that every day.
24.067
Released.
26.000
Wide Load goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-1-16-1-2.
28.400
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Slapper 26.000 Slapper 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 BEA The Beans 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
344 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 24-24-12-32-27.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
347 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-22-10-30-28.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
349 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 23-23-11-31-25.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
345 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 22-21-9-29-26.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
347 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 15-26-29-28-22.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
347 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 16-27-31-26-23.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
346 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 14-25-30-27-24.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
345 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 13-28-32-25-21.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
347 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 25-10-17-20-13.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
344 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 27-9-20-17-16.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
348 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 28-11-19-18-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
346 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 26-12-18-19-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
346 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 11-19-24-12-17.
171.35
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
346 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 12-18-22-11-20.
168.83
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
347 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 9-20-21-9-18.
154.82
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
346 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 10-17-23-10-19.
159.15
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
345 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 20-4-13-2-10.
60.04
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
345 starts, 33 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 18-1-15-1-12.
54.47
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
346 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 19-2-14-4-11.
57.93
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
349 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 17-3-16-3-9.
55.82
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
348 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-15-7-6-2.
6.36
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
344 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-16-5-5-1.
6.18
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
348 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-13-6-8-3.
5.90
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
345 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-14-8-7-4.
7.12
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
349 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-8-2-15-6.
10.86
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
346 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-5-1-13-7.
9.93
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
345 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-7-3-16-8.
10.67
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
345 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-6-4-14-5.
10.90
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
345 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 29-32-28-24-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
346 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-29-25-22-31.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
349 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 31-30-27-23-29.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
345 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 30-31-26-21-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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