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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 20

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Butter Bean wins at The Ironing Board

Butter Bean took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Sweaty Gerald finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.650 — 12 +11 2 2.7
2 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.425 — 9 +7 1 2.2
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.533 +0.88 11 +8 2 2.9
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.358 +0.71 10 +6 2 2.8
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2.575 +0.93 21 +16 0 1.3
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.133 +3.48 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.158 +3.51 23 +16 5 5.1
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.35 24 +16 4 5.1
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.375 — 19 +10 2 2.9
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +7 2 2.6
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.225 — 20 +9 2 2.9
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 5.433 +3.78 18 +6 5 5.1
13 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.375 — 25 +12 0 1.6
14 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.708 +4.06 26 +12 5 4.9
15 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.408 +3.76 27 +12 5 5.0
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.35 28 +12 6 5.0
17 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3.442 +1.79 16 -1 1 2.9
18 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.342 — 13 -5 1 2.2
19 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.175 +0.53 14 -5 3 2.8
20 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.050 +0.40 15 -5 2 2.8
21 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.408 +0.76 29 +8 2 2.8
22 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.042 +0.39 30 +8 3 2.9
23 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.175 — 31 +8 3 2.9
24 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.458 — 32 +8 2 2.9
25 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.000 — 5 -20 2 2.1
26 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.942 +0.29 6 -20 5 6.4
27 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 6.275 +4.63 7 -20 4 3.5
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.175 — 8 -20 5 3.3
29 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.942 — 1 -28 3 2.3
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.825 +0.18 4 -26 1 3.2
31 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.308 — 2 -29 1 3.3
32 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4.767 +3.12 3 -29 4 3.3
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 12-5-5-2-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 12-5-5-2-2.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-7-1.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
16.308
Straight off goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-8.
17.508
And down it comes.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up. Recent finishes: 12-5-5-2-2.
23.275
No luck for Tube Sock.
24.475
Released.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Butter Bean wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
349 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-27-27-25-22.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
353 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 24-26-28-27-23.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 23-25-25-28-24.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
351 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 22-28-26-26-21.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
351 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-13-32-21-16.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
349 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 27-15-29-24-13.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
351 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 25-16-31-22-15.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
350 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-14-30-23-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
351 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 17-24-15-17-25.
182.17
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
352 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 19-21-14-18-28.
188.94
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
348 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 18-23-13-20-27.
178.80
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
350 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 20-22-16-19-26.
204.28
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
350 starts, 12 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 1-2-18-4-12.
61.49
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
350 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 2-1-17-1-10.
56.79
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
351 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 4-3-19-3-9.
65.62
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
350 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 3-4-20-2-11.
69.52
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
353 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 16-19-5-10-17.
50.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
349 starts, 33 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 15-20-7-12-18.
51.12
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
349 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 13-18-6-11-20.
48.44
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
350 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-17-8-9-19.
47.93
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
352 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-10-11-8-1.
5.22
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
349 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-11-10-5-4.
5.49
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
348 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-9-9-6-2.
4.99
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
352 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-12-12-7-3.
5.38
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
349 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-7-21-16-8.
21.88
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
349 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-8-22-15-5.
23.37
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
353 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-5-24-13-7.
22.28
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
350 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 11-6-23-14-6.
21.74
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
349 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 32-29-2-30-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
350 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 31-30-4-31-32.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
349 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 29-32-3-29-30.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
353 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 30-31-1-32-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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