Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 23
The Bollard — Relay
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Bollard
Sweaty Gerald took The Bollard — Relay for the The Beans. Refried Ron finished second. The Beans took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 0.933 | — | 12 | +11 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 2 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 1.267 | +0.33 | 9 | +7 | 1 | 2.1 |
| 3 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.242 | +0.31 | 10 | +7 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 1.283 | +0.35 | 11 | +7 | 3 | 3.3 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 1.658 | +0.73 | 20 | +15 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 1.450 | +0.52 | 17 | +11 | 0 | 2.3 |
| 7 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 0.808 | — | 18 | +11 | 2 | 3.7 |
| 8 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 1.325 | +0.39 | 19 | +11 | 3 | 2.6 |
| 9 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 1.967 | +1.03 | 21 | +12 | 0 | 1.4 |
| 10 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 5.192 | +4.26 | 22 | +12 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 11 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 5.067 | +4.13 | 23 | +12 | 4 | 5.2 |
| 12 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 5.000 | +4.07 | 24 | +12 | 6 | 5.2 |
| 13 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1.992 | +1.06 | 15 | +2 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 14 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 1.650 | +0.72 | 16 | +2 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 15 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 1.508 | +0.58 | 13 | -2 | 1 | 2.0 |
| 16 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.142 | +0.21 | 14 | -2 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 17 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 1.325 | +0.39 | 25 | +8 | 0 | 1.7 |
| 18 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 5.275 | +4.34 | 26 | +8 | 5 | 5.1 |
| 19 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 5.258 | +4.33 | 27 | +8 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 20 | Slapper | The Pucks | 5.000 | +4.07 | 28 | +8 | 4 | 5.2 |
| 21 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 0.758 | — | 29 | +8 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 22 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1.108 | +0.18 | 30 | +8 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 23 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2.267 | +1.33 | 31 | +8 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 24 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 1.742 | +0.81 | 32 | +8 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 25 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 1.242 | +0.31 | 1 | -24 | 2 | 2.2 |
| 26 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 1.417 | +0.48 | 3 | -23 | 2 | 3.2 |
| 27 | Long John | The Noodles | 5.908 | +4.98 | 2 | -25 | 5 | 6.4 |
| 28 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2.517 | +1.58 | 4 | -24 | 4 | 3.1 |
| 29 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 0.958 | +0.03 | 5 | -24 | 2 | 2.3 |
| 30 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 1.433 | +0.50 | 8 | -22 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 31 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 5.992 | +5.06 | 6 | -25 | 5 | 6.4 |
| 32 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2.358 | +1.43 | 7 | -25 | 2 | 3.6 |
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 15-5-5-10-8.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-4-5-2-4.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-4-5-2-4.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
16.508
Straight off goes Long John.
17.708
Let go.
19.600
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 1-4-5-2-4.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-12-5.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | Old Gristle | 6.800 | Old Gristle 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | Old Gristle | 13.200 | Old Gristle 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | Chunk | 19.600 | Chunk 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | Old Gristle | 26.000 | Old Gristle 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Beans | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
351 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 23-21-25-23-25.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
356 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 24-22-27-24-26.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
354 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-23-28-22-28.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
352 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 22-24-26-21-27.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
354 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 25-28-29-25-16.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
353 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 27-26-32-28-14.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
352 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 28-27-30-27-15.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
354 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-25-31-26-13.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
351 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 19-12-15-18-23.
143.38
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
353 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 18-10-16-20-22.
140.12
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
355 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 17-9-13-19-21.
122.88
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
354 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 20-11-14-17-24.
138.75
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
353 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 7-15-8-3-4.
52.96
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
353 starts, 12 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 6-13-7-1-2.
46.71
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
354 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 8-16-6-4-3.
52.98
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
353 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 5-14-5-2-1.
42.77
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
352 starts, 33 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 3-17-3-15-20.
13.79
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
353 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 1-19-1-14-17.
12.81
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
352 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 4-18-2-13-18.
14.43
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4
356 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 2-20-4-16-19.
14.76
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
351 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-2-10-8-9.
6.79
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
355 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-4-9-7-10.
7.36
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
352 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 16-7-19-10-8.
32.51
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2
352 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 14-8-17-9-7.
29.74
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3
356 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 13-6-20-12-5.
30.34
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
352 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 30-31-23-29-32.
219.30
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
356 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 32-29-22-30-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
353 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 29-30-21-31-30.
219.30
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
352 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 31-32-24-32-29.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Concrete
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.
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