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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 24

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Lectern

Puck Yeah took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.592 — 28 +27 2 2.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.675 +0.08 25 +23 1 1.7
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.658 +0.07 26 +23 1 2.9
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.233 +3.64 27 +23 5 5.3
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.250 — 12 +7 2 2.9
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 0.758 — 9 +3 2 2.7
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.133 — 11 +4 2 3.1
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.208 — 10 +2 2 2.9
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1.742 +0.15 21 +12 0 1.4
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.158 +3.57 22 +12 5 5.3
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.583 +3.99 23 +12 5 5.2
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.41 24 +12 5 5.2
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.208 — 16 +3 2 2.8
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.208 +0.62 13 -1 1 2.4
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.167 — 14 -1 2 2.9
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.350 — 15 -1 1 2.9
17 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.017 — 18 0 2 3.2
19 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.975 — 19 0 1 2.9
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.292 — 20 0 2 2.7
21 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.175 — 8 -13 2 3.1
22 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.000 — 5 -17 1 2.1
23 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.925 +0.33 6 -17 3 3.1
24 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.350 +0.76 7 -17 3 3.5
25 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.200 +0.61 32 +7 1 2.9
26 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.067 — 31 +5 3 3.0
27 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 +2 2 2.8
28 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.117 — 30 +2 2 3.2
29 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.242 +0.65 1 -28 1 2.1
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.358 — 3 -27 1 3.4
31 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3.117 +1.53 4 -27 2 3.1
32 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.417 — 2 -30 3 3.1
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 8-13-5-8-11.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-5-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-5-2.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-1.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
Let go.
18.200
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-2-8.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Released.
26.000
The Coaster leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 19.600 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Wide Load 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 BEA The Beans 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
357 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 17-24-22-27-24.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
353 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 18-22-24-26-21.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
355 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 20-21-23-28-22.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
352 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 19-23-21-25-23.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
354 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-27-26-32-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
355 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 26-25-28-29-25.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
355 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-26-25-31-26.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
353 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 25-28-27-30-27.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
352 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 24-19-12-15-18.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
355 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 21-20-11-14-17.
205.08
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
356 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 22-17-9-13-19.
188.28
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
354 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 23-18-10-16-20.
218.35
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
354 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 10-7-15-8-3.
75.72
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
355 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 11-8-16-6-4.
78.57
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
354 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 9-5-14-5-2.
62.22
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
354 starts, 12 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 12-6-13-7-1.
71.69
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
353 starts, 33 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 15-3-17-3-15.
52.10
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
353 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-4-18-2-13.
50.25
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
357 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 13-2-20-4-16.
50.32
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
354 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 16-1-19-1-14.
49.25
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
352 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-10-2-10-8.
6.18
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
356 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-12-4-9-7.
6.61
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
353 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-11-3-11-6.
7.14
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
356 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-9-1-12-5.
5.73
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
353 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 4-16-7-19-10.
13.13
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
354 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 3-15-5-18-11.
12.25
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
357 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 2-13-6-20-12.
11.47
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
353 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 1-14-8-17-9.
11.32
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
354 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 32-29-30-21-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
353 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 29-31-32-24-32.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
357 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 30-32-29-22-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
353 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 31-30-31-23-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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