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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 28

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Old Gristle wins at The Ironing Board

Old Gristle took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.275 — 24 +23 2 2.5
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.375 +0.10 21 +19 0 1.4
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.033 +2.76 22 +19 5 5.0
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.317 +3.04 23 +19 5 5.0
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3.850 +1.58 28 +23 1 2.6
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.417 — 25 +19 0 1.5
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.133 +2.86 26 +19 5 5.0
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.158 +2.88 27 +19 5 5.0
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.533 — 20 +11 3 2.9
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.917 — 19 +9 2 2.7
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2.683 +0.41 18 +7 3 2.6
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +5 2 2.6
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.650 +0.38 8 -5 2 3.3
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.350 — 7 -7 2 3.2
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.600 — 5 -10 3 2.1
16 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.283 — 6 -10 4 6.3
17 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.083 — 16 -1 1 2.6
18 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.200 — 15 -3 1 3.0
19 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 -6 2 2.7
20 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.333 — 14 -6 2 2.9
21 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.025 — 4 -17 2 3.3
22 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.633 +0.36 3 -19 1 3.3
23 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.258 — 1 -22 3 2.1
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.292 — 2 -22 3 6.4
25 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.842 — 11 -14 2 2.9
26 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.325 +0.05 10 -16 2 2.8
27 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 0.692 — 9 -18 2 2.7
28 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 5.000 +2.73 12 -16 5 4.4
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.117 — 30 0 3 2.9
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.975 +0.70 31 0 1 3.0
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.075 — 32 0 3 2.9
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 7-4-8-13-5.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-2-13-2-6.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-2-13-2-6.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-2-13-2-6.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-1.
18.200
That is the pile gone.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 26.000 Gravy 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 42 4/4 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 BEA The Beans 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
361 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 31-29-17-19-17.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
359 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 30-30-20-17-20.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
356 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-32-19-20-19.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
357 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 29-31-18-18-18.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
358 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-22-24-28-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
359 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 27-23-22-26-26.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
359 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-24-23-27-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
357 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-21-21-25-25.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
359 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 2-10-28-22-21.
142.08
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
360 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 4-12-25-23-22.
148.73
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
358 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 1-9-27-21-23.
137.02
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
356 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 3-11-26-24-24.
147.67
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
359 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 20-13-31-14-11.
185.70
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
358 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 19-15-32-13-9.
174.66
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
358 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 17-14-30-15-10.
171.84
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
358 starts, 12 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 18-16-29-16-12.
180.93
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
357 starts, 33 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 12-18-7-11-15.
58.22
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
361 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 10-19-8-9-13.
56.35
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
358 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 11-17-6-12-16.
55.41
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
357 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 9-20-5-10-14.
54.67
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
357 starts, 30 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-1-1-3-8.
4.75
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
360 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-4-2-2-7.
4.97
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
360 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-2-3-1-5.
4.27
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
356 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-3-4-4-6.
4.87
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
361 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-7-15-5-2.
27.33
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
357 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 13-5-16-6-1.
25.96
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
358 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-6-14-7-3.
29.50
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
357 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 14-8-13-8-4.
30.67
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
361 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 24-28-9-29-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
357 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 23-27-12-30-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
358 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 22-25-11-31-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
357 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 21-26-10-32-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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