Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 34

The Stool — Relay

The Stool · The Stool · 44 m · 32 competitors Pinch points
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Squish wins at The Stool

Squish took The Stool — Relay for the The Soft Boys. Custard finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.258 32 +31 2 2.9
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.708 29 +27 2 2.8
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.033 30 +27 2 3.1
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.692 +0.43 31 +27 2 2.9
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.658 +0.40 20 +15 2 2.6
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.283 +0.03 17 +11 0 2.1
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 4.683 +3.43 18 +11 4 5.4
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 4.950 +3.69 19 +11 4 5.4
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.442 +0.18 21 +12 0 1.6
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.575 +4.32 22 +12 4 5.5
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.233 +3.98 23 +12 4 5.5
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.74 24 +12 4 5.5
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.025 16 +3 3 2.8
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.158 13 -1 1 2.1
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 4.892 +3.63 14 -1 5 5.8
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 4.375 +3.12 15 -1 4 4.2
17 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.850 +0.59 10 -7 3 2.8
18 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.058 9 -9 2 2.1
19 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 4.975 +3.72 11 -8 4 4.4
20 The Kidney BEA The Beans 5.000 +3.74 12 -8 4 4.1
21 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.258 25 +4 1 1.6
22 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 4.975 +3.72 26 +4 4 5.5
23 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.158 +3.90 27 +4 5 5.4
24 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.74 28 +4 5 5.4
25 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.358 +0.10 8 -17 4 2.5
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.967 6 -20 2 2.4
27 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.675 +0.42 7 -20 2 4.0
28 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 5.567 +4.31 5 -23 3 3.6
29 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.592 +0.33 4 -25 2 3.4
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3.558 +2.30 1 -29 1 2.7
31 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4.892 +3.63 2 -29 6 6.4
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 3.233 +1.98 3 -29 4 3.1
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-2-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-2-2.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-2-2.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-2-2.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 8-15-1-3-2.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Squish takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Timber Chunk 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Timber The Lieutenant 19.600 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Timber Old Gristle 26.000 The Lieutenant 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 10 4/4 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 PCK The Pucks 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
365 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-17-30-26-32.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
362 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 25-18-31-25-29.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
367 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 26-20-29-27-31.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
363 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 28-19-32-28-30.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
365 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 30-26-24-30-11.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
365 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 32-28-23-29-10.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
363 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-27-21-32-9.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
364 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 31-25-22-31-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
364 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 15-23-5-3-20.
116.10
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
362 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-24-6-2-17.
116.66
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
365 starts, 13 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-21-8-1-18.
118.67
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
366 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 13-22-7-4-19.
120.66
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
364 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 12-8-14-15-23.
127.36
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
364 starts, 12 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 10-5-13-16-22.
118.29
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
365 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 11-7-15-13-21.
122.14
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
364 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 9-6-16-14-24.
120.44
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
367 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-4-19-5-13.
18.13
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
363 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 2-1-18-8-16.
17.69
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
364 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 1-3-20-7-15.
16.37
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
363 starts, 34 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 4-2-17-6-14.
16.01
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
366 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-9-10-12-2.
4.66
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
363 starts, 31 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-10-11-10-1.
5.24
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
366 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-11-12-11-3.
6.29
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
362 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-12-9-9-4.
5.98
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
364 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 23-15-3-20-6.
51.96
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
367 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 21-13-4-19-7.
48.56
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
363 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 24-16-2-17-5.
51.72
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
363 starts, 22 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 22-14-1-18-8.
46.72
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
363 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 18-29-28-24-25.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
363 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 17-32-25-21-27.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
364 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 20-30-27-23-28.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
367 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 19-31-26-22-26.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The narrowest plinths anywhere. Nothing fits beside anything, so everything goes on top — and most of it does not stay there.

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