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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 36

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Ironing Board

Sweaty Gerald took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Refried Ron finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.092 — 12 +11 2 2.9
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.883 +0.79 10 +8 2 2.8
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.375 +0.28 9 +6 1 2.2
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.767 +0.68 11 +7 2 2.8
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.408 +0.32 21 +16 0 1.5
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.275 +4.18 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.167 +4.08 23 +16 5 5.0
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.91 24 +16 4 5.2
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.475 +0.38 25 +16 0 1.6
10 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.208 +4.12 26 +16 5 5.0
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.308 +4.22 27 +16 4 5.1
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.91 28 +16 5 5.1
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.358 +0.27 4 -9 2 3.2
14 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.558 +0.47 3 -11 2 3.2
15 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.442 +1.35 1 -14 2 2.1
16 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 4.592 +3.50 2 -14 4 6.2
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2.533 +1.44 19 +2 3 2.7
18 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.542 +0.45 17 -1 0 2.3
19 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.717 +0.63 18 -1 2 2.6
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.550 +0.46 20 0 2 2.6
21 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.708 +0.62 15 -6 2 2.9
22 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.300 +1.21 16 -6 1 2.6
23 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.583 +0.49 14 -9 2 3.0
24 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 -11 2 2.7
25 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.417 +0.33 7 -18 2 3.2
26 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.383 +1.29 5 -21 2 2.1
27 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 6.700 +5.61 6 -21 4 6.3
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3.117 +2.03 8 -20 4 3.2
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.433 +0.34 32 +2 2 2.9
31 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.050 — 30 -1 2 2.9
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.175 +0.08 31 -1 2 3.0
3.000
Into position. Recent finishes: 6-9-7-6-7.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-3-8-2-1.
15.800
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-3-8-2-1.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-3-8-2-1.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Released.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-3-8-2-1.
28.400
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 NOO The Noodles 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
369 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 23-32-26-20-29.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
365 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 21-29-28-19-32.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
364 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 22-31-25-18-31.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
367 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 24-30-27-17-30.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
365 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 13-17-29-27-21.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
367 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 16-19-32-28-23.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
367 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 14-20-30-26-24.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
366 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 15-18-31-25-22.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
366 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 25-7-15-23-5.
158.66
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
364 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 28-8-14-24-6.
167.71
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
368 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 26-5-13-22-7.
156.96
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
367 starts, 13 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 27-6-16-21-8.
164.44
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
366 starts, 12 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 17-22-10-5-13.
157.83
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
366 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 20-24-9-6-16.
180.40
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
366 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 18-23-12-8-14.
175.23
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
367 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 19-21-11-7-15.
166.35
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
365 starts, 34 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 12-9-4-2-17.
39.31
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
366 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 10-10-1-3-20.
39.37
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
369 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 11-11-3-4-19.
41.72
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
365 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 9-12-2-1-18.
40.60
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
368 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-1-5-9-10.
4.44
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
364 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-3-8-12-9.
4.65
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
365 starts, 31 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-2-6-10-11.
4.73
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
368 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-4-7-11-12.
5.35
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
365 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 5-14-24-16-2.
30.98
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
365 starts, 22 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-15-22-14-1.
31.72
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
369 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-16-21-13-4.
31.19
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
366 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-13-23-15-3.
34.04
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
369 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 29-25-19-31-26.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
365 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 32-28-18-29-28.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
366 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 31-26-20-30-27.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
365 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 30-27-17-32-25.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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