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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 4

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Old Gristle wins at The Ironing Board

Old Gristle took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.492 — 21 +20 1 1.4
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.217 +2.73 22 +20 5 5.0
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.192 +2.70 23 +20 5 5.1
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.51 24 +20 5 5.1
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.517 — 25 +20 0 1.6
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.950 +3.46 26 +20 5 4.9
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 4.783 +2.29 27 +20 5 5.0
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.51 28 +20 5 5.0
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3.242 +0.75 20 +11 1 2.8
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.450 — 19 +9 2 2.9
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.875 — 18 +7 2 2.6
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +5 2 2.6
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.417 — 12 -1 1 3.1
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.000 — 11 -3 2 2.8
15 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.392 — 9 -6 1 2.0
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.458 — 10 -6 2 2.8
17 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.033 — 16 -1 2 3.3
18 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.958 — 15 -3 2 2.8
19 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.267 — 13 -6 0 2.3
20 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.342 — 14 -6 2 2.8
21 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.650 +0.16 7 -14 2 3.5
22 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.600 — 8 -14 1 2.7
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.375 — 5 -18 1 2.1
24 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.075 — 6 -18 4 6.2
25 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.675 — 4 -21 2 2.4
26 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.392 — 3 -23 1 3.6
27 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.183 — 1 -26 2 2.1
28 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 6.217 +3.73 2 -26 5 6.2
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.425 — 31 +1 2 2.9
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.275 — 32 +1 2 2.8
32 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.425 — 30 -2 2 3.0
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 15-7-8-3-7.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-4-3-2-2.
15.800
Next one goes up.
16.550
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-1.
17.750
Let go. Recent finishes: 1-4-2-2-2.
19.600
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 1-4-3-2-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 The Lieutenant 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
336 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-13-20-20-18.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 31-15-19-19-20.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-16-18-17-19.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 30-14-17-18-17.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 20-17-26-16-27.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
338 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 17-18-27-15-25.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 18-20-28-13-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 19-19-25-14-26.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
340 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 3-23-15-28-3.
134.33
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
336 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 2-22-14-27-1.
109.03
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
338 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 1-24-16-26-4.
131.95
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
339 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 4-21-13-25-2.
117.61
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
338 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 26-25-23-11-21.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
338 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 28-27-21-10-24.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
339 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 25-28-22-9-23.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
338 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 27-26-24-12-22.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
337 starts, 31 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-9-4-22-7.
41.95
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
338 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-11-1-24-5.
41.44
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
337 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 6-12-2-21-6.
41.81
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
341 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 5-10-3-23-8.
40.92
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
336 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-6-2-15.
5.01
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
340 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-8-8-4-14.
5.58
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
340 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-5-5-1-13.
4.97
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
337 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-6-7-3-16.
5.42
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
337 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-3-10-6-11.
21.29
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
341 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-4-11-5-12.
19.63
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
338 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 14-2-9-8-10.
20.80
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
337 starts, 22 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-1-12-7-9.
22.68
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
341 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 22-32-32-30-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
337 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 21-31-30-31-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
337 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 23-30-31-32-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 24-29-29-29-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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