Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 40
The Lectern — Relay
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Old Gristle wins at The Lectern
Old Gristle took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2.767 | — | 23 | +22 | 2 | 2.7 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 1.733 | — | 21 | +19 | 0 | 1.4 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 5.175 | +2.41 | 22 | +19 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 5.000 | +2.23 | 24 | +20 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 5 | Slapper | The Pucks | 1.408 | — | 28 | +23 | 3 | 2.6 |
| 6 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 1.583 | — | 25 | +19 | 0 | 1.7 |
| 7 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2.192 | — | 26 | +19 | 3 | 2.9 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 5.283 | +2.52 | 27 | +19 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 1.400 | — | 12 | +3 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 10 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 0.758 | — | 9 | -1 | 2 | 2.7 |
| 11 | The Kidney | The Beans | 1.692 | — | 11 | 0 | 1 | 3.0 |
| 12 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.050 | — | 10 | -2 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 13 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 1.175 | — | 8 | -5 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 14 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 0.975 | — | 5 | -9 | 2 | 2.1 |
| 15 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2.150 | — | 6 | -9 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 16 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 1.675 | — | 7 | -9 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 17 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2.183 | — | 16 | -1 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 18 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 0.700 | — | 13 | -5 | 2 | 2.7 |
| 19 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.350 | — | 15 | -4 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 20 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1.075 | — | 14 | -6 | 3 | 2.9 |
| 21 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 0.683 | — | 17 | -4 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 22 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 1.142 | — | 18 | -4 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 23 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3.008 | +0.24 | 19 | -4 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 24 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 1.908 | — | 20 | -4 | 1 | 2.8 |
| 25 | Long John | The Noodles | 2.217 | — | 4 | -21 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 26 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 0.967 | — | 1 | -25 | 2 | 2.1 |
| 27 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 1.492 | — | 3 | -24 | 3 | 3.2 |
| 28 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2.125 | — | 2 | -26 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 29 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 0.783 | — | 29 | 0 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 30 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 0.983 | — | 30 | 0 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 31 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1.525 | — | 31 | 0 | 3 | 2.9 |
| 32 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 1.892 | — | 32 | 0 | 2 | 3.2 |
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-2-15-8-2.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-2-15-8-2.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-8-1.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-2-15-8-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-3.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 6.800 | Chunk 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Gravy | 13.200 | Chunk 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 19.600 | Chunk 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 26.000 | Chunk 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
371 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 30-21-18-25-24.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
368 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 32-23-19-28-22.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
369 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-22-17-27-21.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4
373 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 31-24-20-26-23.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
369 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 23-27-15-31-13.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
371 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 24-28-14-29-16.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
371 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-26-16-30-14.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
370 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 22-25-13-32-15.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
368 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 12-7-23-18-28.
164.90
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
370 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 11-8-21-19-25.
154.05
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
372 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 10-5-24-20-26.
145.14
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
371 starts, 13 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 9-6-22-17-27.
139.62
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
370 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 13-15-26-2-20.
150.24
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
371 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 15-13-25-1-19.
145.75
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
370 starts, 12 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 16-14-27-3-17.
155.97
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
370 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 14-16-28-4-18.
168.41
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
370 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 19-4-10-6-10.
43.00
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
369 starts, 34 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 17-2-11-5-12.
39.96
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
369 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 18-1-9-8-9.
40.43
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4
373 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 20-3-12-7-11.
47.74
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
368 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-11-8-10-1.
6.66
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
372 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-10-6-9-4.
5.80
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
369 starts, 24 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 2-19-1-14-5.
11.95
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2
369 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 1-20-4-13-7.
12.27
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3
373 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 3-18-2-15-6.
12.21
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
373 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 27-29-30-23-29.
219.30
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
369 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 25-30-31-24-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
370 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 28-32-29-22-31.
219.30
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
369 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 26-31-32-21-32.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Ice
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.
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