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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 44

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Refried Ron wins at The Ironing Board

Refried Ron took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Sweaty Gerald finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.408 — 12 +11 2 2.8
2 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.133 — 9 +7 1 2.1
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.417 +1.01 11 +8 2 2.8
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.100 — 10 +6 4 2.8
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.542 +1.13 21 +16 0 1.4
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.250 +3.84 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.175 +3.77 23 +16 5 5.1
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.59 24 +16 5 5.0
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.375 — 25 +16 0 1.9
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.400 +3.99 26 +16 5 5.1
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.442 +4.03 27 +16 4 5.1
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.59 28 +16 5 5.0
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.200 +0.79 16 +3 2 3.1
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.333 — 15 +1 2 2.9
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.525 +0.12 14 -1 2 3.4
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.983 +0.58 13 -3 2 2.1
17 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.142 — 20 +2 1 2.8
19 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3.067 +1.66 18 -1 2 2.6
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 4.983 +3.58 19 -1 4 5.0
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.042 — 2 -19 1 3.3
22 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.383 — 3 -19 2 3.7
23 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.475 +0.07 1 -22 1 2.2
24 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.542 +1.13 4 -20 4 3.2
25 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.333 +0.93 8 -17 2 3.1
26 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.367 +0.96 5 -21 2 2.1
27 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 5.500 +4.09 6 -21 4 6.3
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.000 +0.59 7 -21 5 3.6
29 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.300 — 31 +1 3 2.9
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.000 — 30 -1 2 3.0
32 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.383 — 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-8-1-2-3.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-8-1-2-3.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Refried Ron takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 26.000 The Lieutenant 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
375 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 13-30-30-22-30.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
377 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 15-31-32-21-31.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
372 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 14-32-31-24-32.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
373 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 16-29-29-23-29.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
373 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-15-27-31-23.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
375 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 27-14-26-29-24.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
374 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-16-25-30-22.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
375 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-13-28-32-21.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
375 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 1-20-19-20-9.
88.09
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
374 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 3-17-18-17-11.
88.56
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
376 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 4-19-20-18-10.
98.34
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
372 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 2-18-17-19-12.
85.12
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
374 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 23-4-13-5-13.
92.55
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
374 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 21-2-14-6-14.
91.56
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
374 starts, 13 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 24-1-15-8-16.
100.10
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
375 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 22-3-16-7-15.
93.79
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
373 starts, 34 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 18-24-5-3-17.
46.07
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
374 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 19-23-8-2-19.
50.87
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
373 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 20-21-7-4-18.
49.71
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
377 starts, 21 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 17-22-6-1-20.
46.40
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
376 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-9-11-14-8.
5.56
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
376 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-12-9-15-6.
4.89
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
372 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-11-12-13-7.
5.39
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
373 starts, 31 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-10-10-16-5.
5.71
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
374 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 12-8-21-9-4.
23.29
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
373 starts, 24 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 9-6-23-11-2.
20.76
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
373 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 10-5-24-12-1.
21.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
377 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 11-7-22-10-3.
21.10
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
373 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 31-27-2-27-26.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
373 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 30-28-3-25-25.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
374 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-25-4-26-28.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
377 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 29-26-1-28-27.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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