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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 7

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
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Thick Rick wins at The Bollard

Thick Rick took The Bollard — Relay for the The Nuggets. Honey Mustard finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.458 — 20 +19 1 2.9
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +15 2 2.6
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.917 — 18 +15 2 3.3
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.625 +0.17 19 +15 2 2.9
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.825 +0.37 28 +23 3 2.5
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.183 — 25 +19 0 1.9
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.375 +3.92 26 +19 5 5.2
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.050 +3.59 27 +19 5 5.2
9 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.917 +0.46 12 +3 2 3.3
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.450 — 11 +1 2 2.9
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.342 — 9 -2 2 2.1
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.042 — 10 -2 2 2.9
13 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.850 +0.39 21 +8 0 1.3
14 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.208 +3.75 22 +8 5 5.2
15 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.108 +3.65 23 +8 5 5.1
16 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.54 24 +8 5 5.2
17 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.183 +0.73 15 -2 2 2.8
18 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3.017 +1.56 16 -2 1 2.3
19 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.208 — 13 -6 1 2.3
20 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.192 — 14 -6 3 2.9
21 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.833 +0.38 2 -19 2 3.1
22 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.025 — 1 -21 1 2.2
23 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.742 +0.28 4 -19 2 3.5
24 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 6.083 +4.63 3 -21 3 3.8
25 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.058 +0.60 8 -17 2 2.9
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.517 +1.06 7 -19 2 3.4
27 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 0.950 — 5 -22 1 2.2
28 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 5.158 +3.70 6 -22 4 6.6
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.017 — 30 0 3 3.0
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.408 — 31 0 2 3.4
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.975 +0.52 32 0 1 2.9
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-2-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.083
Floppy Joe is off.
24.283
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 4-2-1-4-3.
26.000
Puck Yeah goes to the top of the board.
28.400
It is Thick Rick! Recent finishes: 3-4-3-8-16.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Wide Load 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 31-15-19-19-20.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-16-18-17-19.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
336 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-13-20-20-18.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 30-14-17-18-17.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 20-17-26-16-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 18-20-28-13-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 19-19-25-14-26.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
338 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 17-18-27-15-25.
214.11
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
340 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 3-23-15-28-3.
114.29
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
338 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 1-24-16-26-4.
111.50
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
339 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 4-21-13-25-2.
101.28
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
336 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 2-22-14-27-1.
99.91
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
338 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 27-26-24-12-22.
203.64
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
339 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 25-28-22-9-23.
193.85
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
338 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 26-25-23-11-21.
190.41
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
338 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 28-27-21-10-24.
211.81
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
338 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-11-1-24-5.
14.48
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
341 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 5-10-3-23-8.
14.59
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
337 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 6-12-2-21-6.
14.61
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
337 starts, 31 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-9-4-22-7.
14.33
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
340 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-5-5-1-13.
6.27
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
337 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-6-7-3-16.
6.78
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
340 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-8-8-4-14.
7.39
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
336 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-6-2-15.
6.76
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
337 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-3-10-6-11.
23.13
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
337 starts, 22 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-1-12-7-9.
24.41
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
341 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-4-11-5-12.
22.93
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
338 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 14-2-9-8-10.
22.96
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 24-29-29-29-29.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
341 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 22-32-32-30-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
337 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 21-31-30-31-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
337 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 23-30-31-32-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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