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Team Stack · Season 8 · Round 8

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Lectern

The Lieutenant took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3.167 — 23 +22 2 2.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.117 — 21 +19 0 1.3
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.125 +1.96 22 +19 5 5.3
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +1.83 24 +20 5 5.2
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.458 — 28 +23 3 2.7
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.817 — 25 +19 0 1.5
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2.133 — 26 +19 1 3.1
8 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.667 +2.50 27 +19 7 5.2
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.525 — 16 +7 2 2.8
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.492 — 13 +3 1 2.0
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.325 — 14 +3 2 2.9
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.200 — 15 +3 1 3.0
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.833 — 8 -5 2 3.2
14 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.308 — 5 -9 2 2.3
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.192 — 6 -9 3 3.1
16 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 6.092 +2.93 7 -9 4 3.3
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.108 — 19 +1 1 3.2
19 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.125 — 18 -1 1 3.2
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.375 — 20 0 1 2.9
21 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.767 — 4 -17 2 3.1
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.533 — 3 -19 1 3.2
23 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.300 — 1 -22 2 2.4
24 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.758 — 2 -22 2 3.1
25 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.892 — 12 -13 1 2.9
26 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.208 — 9 -17 1 2.3
27 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.125 — 11 -16 1 3.0
28 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.442 — 10 -18 2 3.2
29 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.000 — 31 +1 1 2.9
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.325 — 30 -1 2 2.9
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.525 — 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 5-12-7-3-8.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 4-2-1-4-3.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-2-2.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 4-2-1-4-3.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
Next one goes up.
22.667
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-2-14-1-1.
23.867
Released.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
The Lieutenant wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 26.000 Gravy 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 BEA The Beans 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 30-14-17-18-17.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
336 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-13-20-20-18.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-16-18-17-19.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 31-15-19-19-20.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
338 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 17-18-27-15-25.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 19-19-25-14-26.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 20-17-26-16-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 18-20-28-13-28.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
338 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 1-24-16-26-4.
154.96
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
340 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 3-23-15-28-3.
158.82
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
336 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 2-22-14-27-1.
138.84
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
339 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 4-21-13-25-2.
140.76
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
338 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 26-25-23-11-21.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
338 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 27-26-24-12-22.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
338 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 28-27-21-10-24.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
339 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 25-28-22-9-23.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
341 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 5-10-3-23-8.
46.27
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
338 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-11-1-24-5.
46.86
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
337 starts, 31 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-9-4-22-7.
47.44
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
337 starts, 24 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 6-12-2-21-6.
47.29
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
336 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-6-2-15.
6.38
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
340 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-5-5-1-13.
5.39
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
340 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-8-8-4-14.
7.28
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
337 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-6-7-3-16.
6.68
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
338 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 14-2-9-8-10.
11.37
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
341 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-4-11-5-12.
10.83
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
337 starts, 20 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-3-10-6-11.
11.47
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
337 starts, 22 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-1-12-7-9.
11.81
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
337 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 23-30-31-32-31.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
341 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 22-32-32-30-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
337 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 21-31-30-31-32.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 24-29-29-29-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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