· Season 11 · Round 18
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:41.216 | — | 3 | +2 | 35 | 11.3 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:41.216 | — | 3 | +2 | 35 | 11.3 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:41.216 | — | 3 | +2 | 35 | 11.3 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:41.216 | — | 3 | +2 | 35 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:46.322 | +5.11 | 5 | +3 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:46.322 | +5.11 | 5 | +3 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:46.322 | +5.11 | 5 | +3 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:46.322 | +5.11 | 5 | +3 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:18.217 | +37.00 | 2 | -1 | 38 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:18.217 | +37.00 | 2 | -1 | 38 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:18.217 | +37.00 | 2 | -1 | 38 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:18.217 | +37.00 | 2 | -1 | 38 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:42.356 | +61.14 | 1 | -3 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:42.356 | +61.14 | 1 | -3 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:42.356 | +61.14 | 1 | -3 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:42.356 | +61.14 | 1 | -3 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:53.261 | +72.05 | 7 | +2 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:53.261 | +72.05 | 7 | +2 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:53.261 | +72.05 | 7 | +2 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:53.261 | +72.05 | 7 | +2 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:53.351 | +72.14 | 8 | +2 | 34 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:53.351 | +72.14 | 8 | +2 | 34 | 10.9 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:53.351 | +72.14 | 8 | +2 | 34 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:53.351 | +72.14 | 8 | +2 | 34 | 10.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.417 | +76.20 | 6 | -1 | 22 | 11.4 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.417 | +76.20 | 6 | -1 | 22 | 11.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.417 | +76.20 | 6 | -1 | 22 | 11.4 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.417 | +76.20 | 6 | -1 | 22 | 11.4 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:00.605 | +79.39 | 4 | -4 | 48 | 12.0 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:00.605 | +79.39 | 4 | -4 | 48 | 12.0 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:00.605 | +79.39 | 4 | -4 | 48 | 12.0 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:00.605 | +79.39 | 4 | -4 | 48 | 12.0 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 20.1 contacts an event coming in.
6.533
Old Gristle hits the front.
10.867
The Coaster has the lead.
15.472
Up goes Crooked Pete.
19.606
It is chaos out there.
25.100
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
29.428
Absolute carnage. Averaging 17.9 contacts an event coming in.
35.472
Heavy contact for Tender Greg. Averaging 17.7 contacts an event coming in.
39.067
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.700
Up goes Lil Nugget.
48.878
Up goes The Kidney.
52.411
Heavy contact for Radiator.
56.033
The Kidney is losing places.
1:00.500
And The Coaster takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-3-1-1-2.
1:03.950
Look at that.
1:07.461
Big air for Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-4-5.
1:11.267
Look at that.
1:14.761
Big air for The Heel.
1:18.494
The Heel is airborne.
1:26.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:31.150
That is the sport, right there.
1:39.700
And it all goes wrong.
1:45.628
Old Gristle is going to win this.
1:48.628
It is The Coaster!
1:53.889
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
2:01.467
Radiator takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Kidney | 1.961 | The Kidney 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 5.094 | The Coaster 2.838 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 7.678 | Old Gristle 2.511 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 10.728 | The Coaster 2.917 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Coaster | 12.378 | The Coaster 1.650 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 14.361 | The Coaster 1.983 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 15.661 | The Coaster 1.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 18.122 | The Coaster 2.461 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Coaster | 19.461 | The Coaster 1.339 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 21.550 | The Coaster 2.089 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 23.406 | The Coaster 1.856 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 25.039 | The Coaster 1.633 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 27.417 | The Coaster 2.378 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 33.306 | The Kidney 5.555 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 36.561 | The Coaster 3.255 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 38.328 | The Coaster 1.767 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 39.628 | The Coaster 1.300 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 40.661 | Lil Nugget 0.378 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 53.711 | Old Gristle 2.800 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 56.456 | The Heel 1.461 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 59.739 | The Heel 1.678 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:01.428 | The Heel 1.500 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:03.900 | Lil Nugget 1.678 |
| The Gap | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:06.294 | Lil Nugget 1.833 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:07.922 | Lil Nugget 1.378 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:10.422 | The Coaster 2.067 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:12.667 | Old Gristle 2.245 |
| Big Air | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:15.711 | Old Gristle 3.044 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:17.750 | Old Gristle 2.039 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:20.539 | Old Gristle 2.789 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:25.183 | Tender Greg 4.600 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:27.467 | The Coaster 2.205 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:30.078 | Tender Greg 2.077 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:32.183 | The Coaster 1.984 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:36.172 | The Coaster 3.605 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:39.189 | Lil Nugget 2.611 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:43.367 | Old Gristle 4.178 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:46.361 | The Coaster 2.700 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:47.556 | Old Gristle 1.195 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:48.628 | Old Gristle 1.072 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
301 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-5-6-6.
123.96
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
263 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-10-8-5.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
291 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-8-11-5-11.
188.92
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-11-8-6-8.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
289 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-2-8-13.
151.66
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
287 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-6-6-2-5.
206.04
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
286 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-2-8-10-5.
96.82
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
284 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-2-15-8-4.
173.62
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1
288 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-9-7-7-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
283 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-8-7-6-15.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
285 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-6-7-15.
175.24
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4
290 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-14-7-16-6.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
286 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-8-3-9-7.
185.87
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
287 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-3-10-7.
217.12
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
286 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-7-3-8-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
287 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-3-7-7-8.
107.16
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
290 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-6-3-2-3.
16.13
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
296 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 7-3-3-6-4.
39.26
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
280 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-15-6-3-3.
25.88
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
297 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-4-5-2-4.
9.35
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
264 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-5-2-2-2.
8.57
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
294 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-5-2-2-7.
8.11
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
291 starts, 71 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-12-5-5.
11.85
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
288 starts, 140 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-2-1-1-1.
9.03
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2
295 starts, 155 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-1-1.
10.40
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
276 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-13-4-4-12.
95.90
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
279 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-4-4-4.
39.16
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
294 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-4-16-4-13.
76.69
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
297 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-4-7-4.
59.62
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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