· Season 11 · Round 25
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Thick Rick finished second. 28 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:55.727 | — | 2 | +1 | 40 | 13.8 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:55.727 | — | 2 | +1 | 40 | 13.8 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:55.727 | — | 2 | +1 | 40 | 13.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:55.727 | — | 2 | +1 | 40 | 13.8 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:11.222 | +15.50 | 7 | +5 | 36 | 14.0 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:11.222 | +15.50 | 7 | +5 | 36 | 14.0 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:11.222 | +15.50 | 7 | +5 | 36 | 14.0 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:11.222 | +15.50 | 7 | +5 | 36 | 14.0 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:37.084 | +41.36 | 8 | +5 | 56 | 15.0 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:37.084 | +41.36 | 8 | +5 | 56 | 15.0 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:37.084 | +41.36 | 8 | +5 | 56 | 15.0 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:37.084 | +41.36 | 8 | +5 | 56 | 15.0 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:51.116 | +55.39 | 5 | +1 | 39 | 14.8 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:51.116 | +55.39 | 5 | +1 | 39 | 14.8 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:51.116 | +55.39 | 5 | +1 | 39 | 14.8 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:51.116 | +55.39 | 5 | +1 | 39 | 14.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:58.033 | +62.31 | 3 | -2 | 47 | 11.5 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:58.033 | +62.31 | 3 | -2 | 47 | 11.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:58.033 | +62.31 | 3 | -2 | 47 | 11.5 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:58.033 | +62.31 | 3 | -2 | 47 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:14.795 | +79.07 | 6 | 0 | 30 | 14.8 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:14.795 | +79.07 | 6 | 0 | 30 | 14.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:14.795 | +79.07 | 6 | 0 | 30 | 14.8 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:14.795 | +79.07 | 6 | 0 | 30 | 14.8 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:20.488 | +84.76 | 4 | -3 | 11 | 20.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:20.488 | +84.76 | 4 | -3 | 11 | 20.8 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:20.488 | +84.76 | 4 | -3 | 11 | 20.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:20.488 | +84.76 | 4 | -3 | 11 | 20.8 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:21.284 | +85.56 | 1 | -7 | 9 | 19.0 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:21.284 | +85.56 | 1 | -7 | 9 | 19.0 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:21.284 | +85.56 | 1 | -7 | 9 | 19.0 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:21.284 | +85.56 | 1 | -7 | 9 | 19.0 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 21.7 contacts an event coming in.
6.467
Radiator has the lead.
12.594
Absolute carnage.
16.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
19.472
Big air for Honey Mustard.
23.172
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
27.144
That is a big one for Radiator.
32.033
Oh dear.
40.033
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-4-2.
45.856
Oh dear.
49.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
55.167
Puck Yeah has the lead.
1:04.033
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-4-2.
1:09.278
Tube Sock finds trouble.
1:12.706
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:16.867
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:20.472
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:24.078
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 5-8-6-6-12.
1:27.617
Honey Mustard is airborne.
1:33.389
They will not want to see that again.
1:40.417
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-7-1.
1:45.372
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:49.106
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
1:49.967
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:53.367
It is Honey Mustard!
1:57.889
You do not see that every day.
2:04.228
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:10.039
Heavy contact for Radiator.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Tube Sock | 1.983 | Tube Sock 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 5.411 | Sweaty Gerald 3.133 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Radiator | 8.278 | Chunk 2.344 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Radiator | 11.733 | Puck Yeah 2.850 |
| The Drops | Metal | Tube Sock | 14.539 | Yolk 2.306 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Tube Sock | 17.506 | Puck Yeah 2.716 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Tube Sock | 18.900 | Puck Yeah 1.389 |
| The Drops | Metal | Tube Sock | 20.250 | Chunk 1.211 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Tube Sock | 21.756 | Honey Mustard 1.100 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Tube Sock | 24.106 | Honey Mustard 1.761 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Tube Sock | 26.322 | Yolk 1.761 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Honey Mustard | 28.239 | Yolk 1.545 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 34.344 | Yolk 3.983 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Tube Sock | 37.183 | Yolk 1.933 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Tube Sock | 39.844 | Puck Yeah 2.411 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Tube Sock | 42.589 | Yolk 2.050 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Tube Sock | 44.883 | Puck Yeah 2.078 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Tube Sock | 49.656 | Puck Yeah 3.844 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Tube Sock | 51.656 | Puck Yeah 1.611 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Puck Yeah | 54.522 | Puck Yeah 2.078 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 1:09.217 | Honey Mustard 13.928 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:10.561 | Puck Yeah 1.344 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:12.089 | Yolk 1.506 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:13.433 | Puck Yeah 1.344 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:14.667 | Puck Yeah 1.234 |
| The Gap | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:16.144 | Puck Yeah 1.477 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:17.389 | Puck Yeah 1.245 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:19.461 | Honey Mustard 1.961 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:21.822 | Puck Yeah 2.361 |
| Big Air | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:25.200 | Honey Mustard 3.294 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:27.306 | Puck Yeah 2.106 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:29.739 | Puck Yeah 2.433 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:31.633 | Puck Yeah 1.894 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:34.094 | Honey Mustard 2.428 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:36.817 | Yolk 2.294 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:39.278 | Yolk 2.411 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:40.317 | Puck Yeah 1.039 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:43.061 | Sweaty Gerald 2.439 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:45.578 | Puck Yeah 2.517 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:49.800 | Tube Sock 1.316 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:52.106 | Tube Sock 1.267 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-8-13-5-8.
112.80
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-4-13-8-5.
124.22
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
295 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-8-6-5.
130.68
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
268 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-8-15-8-15.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
290 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-12-7-11-6.
97.71
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-3-6-9-7.
118.46
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-7-6-5-2.
72.64
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
290 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-3-7-4-6.
87.38
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-5-7-14-5.
206.56
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-5-10-5-5.
143.02
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
292 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-5-8-14-7.
127.25
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
285 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-5-6-8-7.
104.82
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
289 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-6-12-7-8.
92.69
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
292 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-6-11-6-8.
138.93
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
291 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-6-5-6-7.
131.76
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
290 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-16-6-7-7.
175.16
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
282 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-3-3-15-6.
18.19
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
301 starts, 23 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 12-1-2-3-9.
39.16
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
296 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-1-3-7-3.
14.55
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
299 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-1-4-5.
8.15
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
296 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-1-2.
7.78
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
299 starts, 157 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-7-1-4-2.
9.22
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
297 starts, 144 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 15-7-1-8-1.
25.31
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
274 starts, 125 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 7-1-2-2-1.
11.67
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
292 starts, 142 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 7-3-1-1-2.
9.86
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
279 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-5-4-4-13.
52.67
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
301 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 8-8-4-4-4.
44.29
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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