Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 25

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Thick Rick finished second. 28 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:55.727 2 +1 40 13.8
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:55.727 2 +1 40 13.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:55.727 2 +1 40 13.8
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:55.727 2 +1 40 13.8
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:11.222 +15.50 7 +5 36 14.0
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:11.222 +15.50 7 +5 36 14.0
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:11.222 +15.50 7 +5 36 14.0
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:11.222 +15.50 7 +5 36 14.0
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:37.084 +41.36 8 +5 56 15.0
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:37.084 +41.36 8 +5 56 15.0
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:37.084 +41.36 8 +5 56 15.0
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:37.084 +41.36 8 +5 56 15.0
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:51.116 +55.39 5 +1 39 14.8
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:51.116 +55.39 5 +1 39 14.8
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:51.116 +55.39 5 +1 39 14.8
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:51.116 +55.39 5 +1 39 14.8
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:58.033 +62.31 3 -2 47 11.5
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:58.033 +62.31 3 -2 47 11.5
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:58.033 +62.31 3 -2 47 11.5
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:58.033 +62.31 3 -2 47 11.5
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:14.795 +79.07 6 0 30 14.8
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:14.795 +79.07 6 0 30 14.8
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:14.795 +79.07 6 0 30 14.8
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:14.795 +79.07 6 0 30 14.8
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:20.488 +84.76 4 -3 11 20.8
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:20.488 +84.76 4 -3 11 20.8
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:20.488 +84.76 4 -3 11 20.8
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:20.488 +84.76 4 -3 11 20.8
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:21.284 +85.56 1 -7 9 19.0
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:21.284 +85.56 1 -7 9 19.0
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:21.284 +85.56 1 -7 9 19.0
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:21.284 +85.56 1 -7 9 19.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 21.7 contacts an event coming in.
6.467
Radiator has the lead.
12.594
Absolute carnage.
16.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
19.472
Big air for Honey Mustard.
23.172
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
27.144
That is a big one for Radiator.
32.033
Oh dear.
40.033
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-4-2.
45.856
Oh dear.
49.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
55.167
Puck Yeah has the lead.
1:04.033
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-4-2.
1:09.278
Tube Sock finds trouble.
1:12.706
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:16.867
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:20.472
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:24.078
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 5-8-6-6-12.
1:27.617
Honey Mustard is airborne.
1:33.389
They will not want to see that again.
1:40.417
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-7-1.
1:45.372
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:49.106
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
1:49.967
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:53.367
It is Honey Mustard!
1:57.889
You do not see that every day.
2:04.228
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:10.039
Heavy contact for Radiator.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Tube Sock 1.983 Tube Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Metal Sweaty Gerald 5.411 Sweaty Gerald 3.133
Sweeping Curve Metal Radiator 8.278 Chunk 2.344
Smooth Descent Metal Radiator 11.733 Puck Yeah 2.850
The Drops Metal Tube Sock 14.539 Yolk 2.306
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Tube Sock 17.506 Puck Yeah 2.716
Narrow Pipe Metal Tube Sock 18.900 Puck Yeah 1.389
The Drops Metal Tube Sock 20.250 Chunk 1.211
Rotating Drum Metal Tube Sock 21.756 Honey Mustard 1.100
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Tube Sock 24.106 Honey Mustard 1.761
The Washboard Metal Tube Sock 26.322 Yolk 1.761
Slick Floor Slick Honey Mustard 28.239 Yolk 1.545
S-Bend Smooth Honey Mustard 34.344 Yolk 3.983
Tight Curve Smooth Tube Sock 37.183 Yolk 1.933
The Funnel Smooth Tube Sock 39.844 Puck Yeah 2.411
Narrow Pipe Metal Tube Sock 42.589 Yolk 2.050
The Gauntlet Smooth Tube Sock 44.883 Puck Yeah 2.078
The Hairpin Smooth Tube Sock 49.656 Puck Yeah 3.844
Split Route Smooth Tube Sock 51.656 Puck Yeah 1.611
The Spiral Metal Puck Yeah 54.522 Puck Yeah 2.078
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:09.217 Honey Mustard 13.928
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 1:10.561 Puck Yeah 1.344
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:12.089 Yolk 1.506
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 1:13.433 Puck Yeah 1.344
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:14.667 Puck Yeah 1.234
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:16.144 Puck Yeah 1.477
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:17.389 Puck Yeah 1.245
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:19.461 Honey Mustard 1.961
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:21.822 Puck Yeah 2.361
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:25.200 Honey Mustard 3.294
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:27.306 Puck Yeah 2.106
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 1:29.739 Puck Yeah 2.433
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 1:31.633 Puck Yeah 1.894
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:34.094 Honey Mustard 2.428
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:36.817 Yolk 2.294
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 1:39.278 Yolk 2.411
The Kicker Metal Puck Yeah 1:40.317 Puck Yeah 1.039
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 1:43.061 Sweaty Gerald 2.439
Final Sprint Metal Puck Yeah 1:45.578 Puck Yeah 2.517
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:49.800 Tube Sock 1.316
Exit Gate Metal Puck Yeah 1:52.106 Tube Sock 1.267
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 0/1 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 2 0/1 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 3 0/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 PCK The Pucks 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-8-13-5-8.
112.80
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-4-13-8-5.
124.22
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
295 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-8-6-5.
130.68
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
268 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-8-15-8-15.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
290 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-12-7-11-6.
97.71
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-3-6-9-7.
118.46
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-7-6-5-2.
72.64
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
290 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-3-7-4-6.
87.38
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-5-7-14-5.
206.56
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-5-10-5-5.
143.02
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
292 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-5-8-14-7.
127.25
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
285 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-5-6-8-7.
104.82
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
289 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-6-12-7-8.
92.69
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
292 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-6-11-6-8.
138.93
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
291 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-6-5-6-7.
131.76
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
290 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-16-6-7-7.
175.16
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
282 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-3-3-15-6.
18.19
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
283 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-3-4-3-6.
14.36
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
301 starts, 23 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 12-1-2-3-9.
39.16
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
296 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-1-3-7-3.
14.55
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
298 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 13-2-6-2-1.
16.83
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
299 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-1-4-5.
8.15
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
269 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 16-2-2-2-3.
18.63
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
296 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-1-2.
7.78
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
299 starts, 157 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-7-1-4-2.
9.22
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
297 starts, 144 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 15-7-1-8-1.
25.31
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
274 starts, 125 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 7-1-2-2-1.
11.67
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
292 starts, 142 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 7-3-1-1-2.
9.86
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
298 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 8-4-2-5-3.
45.37
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
279 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-5-4-4-13.
52.67
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
284 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-8-4-4-7.
38.97
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
301 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 8-8-4-4-4.
44.29

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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