Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 36

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 7:29.022 5 +4 33 14.4
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 7:29.022 5 +4 33 14.4
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 7:29.022 5 +4 33 14.4
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 7:29.022 5 +4 33 14.4
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 8:11.489 +42.47 3 +1 33 11.4
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 8:11.489 +42.47 3 +1 33 11.4
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 8:11.489 +42.47 3 +1 33 11.4
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 8:11.489 +42.47 3 +1 33 11.4
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 8:12.655 +43.63 4 +1 42 10.6
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:12.655 +43.63 4 +1 42 10.6
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 8:12.655 +43.63 4 +1 42 10.6
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 8:12.655 +43.63 4 +1 42 10.6
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 8:41.811 +72.79 7 +3 41 11.2
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8:41.811 +72.79 7 +3 41 11.2
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 8:41.811 +72.79 7 +3 41 11.2
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 8:41.811 +72.79 7 +3 41 11.2
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:47.116 +78.09 8 +3 42 12.7
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:47.116 +78.09 8 +3 42 12.7
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:47.116 +78.09 8 +3 42 12.7
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:47.116 +78.09 8 +3 42 12.7
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:01.433 +92.41 6 0 35 13.4
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 9:01.433 +92.41 6 0 35 13.4
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:01.433 +92.41 6 0 35 13.4
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:01.433 +92.41 6 0 35 13.4
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:03.384 +94.36 1 -6 58 11.0
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:03.384 +94.36 1 -6 58 11.0
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:03.384 +94.36 1 -6 58 11.0
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:03.384 +94.36 1 -6 58 11.0
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 9:09.905 +100.88 2 -6 38 11.8
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 9:09.905 +100.88 2 -6 38 11.8
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 9:09.905 +100.88 2 -6 38 11.8
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 9:09.905 +100.88 2 -6 38 11.8
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
5.733
Puck Yeah hits the front.
11.261
And Puck Yeah takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-7-1.
14.683
And Radiator takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-7-5-13-4.
19.994
Up goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-7-1.
24.033
Refried Ron is last now.
27.850
Radiator gets air.
31.500
Big air for Tube Sock.
36.594
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-7-1.
40.817
And Puck Yeah takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-7-1.
44.500
Extraordinary scenes.
48.550
Yolk gets air.
52.922
Puck Yeah gets hit hard.
57.406
You do not see that every day.
1:01.894
Right into it goes Old Gristle.
1:06.261
They will not want to see that again.
1:09.744
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:13.522
Up goes Yolk.
1:18.672
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:22.339
Heavy contact for Refried Ron.
1:29.022
No idea what happened there.
1:35.572
Extraordinary scenes.
1:41.789
Right into it goes Stubbs.
1:42.250
Here comes Puck Yeah.
1:45.250
Puck Yeah wins it.
1:54.333
Heavy contact for Yolk.
2:00.050
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
2:10.706
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:17.228
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Big Randy 1.983 Big Randy 1.983
Smooth Descent Carpet Puck Yeah 5.161 Puck Yeah 2.900
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 7.706 Puck Yeah 2.545
Smooth Descent Carpet Puck Yeah 10.822 Stubbs 3.105
The Drops Carpet Puck Yeah 12.606 Old Gristle 1.728
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 14.667 Puck Yeah 2.061
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 16.039 Puck Yeah 1.372
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 18.589 Old Gristle 2.477
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 19.928 Puck Yeah 1.339
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 22.083 Puck Yeah 2.155
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 24.000 Puck Yeah 1.917
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 25.694 Puck Yeah 1.694
Tight Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 28.017 Puck Yeah 2.323
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 33.894 Yolk 5.577
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 37.211 Puck Yeah 3.317
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 39.150 Yolk 1.933
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 40.889 Big Randy 1.389
The Spiral Metal Old Gristle 47.711 Yolk 0.700
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 51.633 Puck Yeah 2.766
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 54.117 Big Randy 1.527
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 57.544 Big Randy 1.645
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 59.222 Big Randy 1.483
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:00.856 Big Randy 1.578
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:02.594 Puck Yeah 1.738
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:03.839 Puck Yeah 1.245
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:05.867 Puck Yeah 2.028
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:07.867 Puck Yeah 2.000
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:10.117 Puck Yeah 2.250
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:11.722 Puck Yeah 1.605
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 1:17.828 Stubbs 2.061
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:22.850 Refried Ron 3.238
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 1:25.083 Puck Yeah 2.233
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:27.511 Puck Yeah 2.428
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 1:29.517 Puck Yeah 2.006
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 1:33.333 Puck Yeah 3.816
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 1:36.094 Stubbs 2.422
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 1:40.150 Puck Yeah 4.056
Final Sprint Carpet Puck Yeah 1:42.978 Stubbs 2.711
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:44.178 Puck Yeah 1.200
Exit Gate Carpet Puck Yeah 1:45.250 Puck Yeah 1.072
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
303 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-7-7-7.
206.32
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
312 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-7-6-6.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
299 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-9-7-6-7.
154.82
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
274 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-6-7-11.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
299 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-5-3-11.
196.15
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
298 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-8-3-5-13.
179.32
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
295 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-3-8-4-3.
82.74
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
296 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-3-8-10-4.
120.89
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
297 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-13-5-7-6.
166.73
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
300 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-7-11-5-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
290 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-7-12-6.
122.97
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
301 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-5-8-7-6.
184.79
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
293 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-4-5-8-6.
95.65
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
296 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-4-16-5-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
301 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-10-4-5.
169.20
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
298 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-14-4-6-10.
208.85
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
287 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-1-3-3-1.
13.81
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
289 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-16-1-9-3.
27.01
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
304 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-1-3-3.
17.19
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
308 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-3-1-3-3.
22.65
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
303 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-1-2-2.
8.27
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
275 starts, 59 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-8-15-1-3.
15.04
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
307 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-15-8-2-1.
14.47
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
303 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-3-8-2.
8.64
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
303 starts, 159 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-6-2-1-1.
9.13
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
306 starts, 149 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 3-1-6-1-2.
12.05
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
280 starts, 129 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-6-1-2.
9.37
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
299 starts, 144 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-6-14-2.
13.68
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
302 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-2-4-5-8.
32.84
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
288 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-5-6-2-4.
58.75
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
292 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-12-2-4-4.
69.34
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
306 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-2-4-7-5.
40.67

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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