Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 8:16.706 7 +6 47 14.7
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 8:20.550 +3.84 9 +7 43 14.6
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 8:21.117 +4.41 1 -2 42 13.3
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9:01.478 +44.77 10 +6 44 13.4
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:13.639 +56.93 3 -2 41 14.1
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 9:24.072 +67.37 5 -1 40 12.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:44.127 +87.42 4 -3 44 13.7
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:59.596 +102.89 12 +4 41 13.2
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:02.655 +105.95 16 +7 34 12.6
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:08.151 +111.45 2 -8 37 12.3
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:09.550 +112.84 8 -3 43 15.3
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10:11.289 +114.58 13 +1 51 14.4
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:14.772 +118.07 11 -2 44 11.0
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:16.827 +120.12 15 +1 44 13.2
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:20.045 +123.34 14 -1 45 11.6
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:58.117 +161.41 6 -10 63 11.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.100
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle.
10.456
That is a big one for Chunk.
13.933
The Unit is completely off the deck.
17.806
Butter Bean is airborne.
22.361
Look at that.
27.328
Yolk is going nowhere. That is 113 non-finishes in 311 career starts.
31.506
That is a big one for Butter Bean. Averaging 21.1 contacts an event coming in.
38.994
Well, that was always going to happen.
42.606
It is chaos out there.
46.028
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 17.8 contacts an event coming in.
53.317
That is a big one for Pilot Light. Averaging 22.6 contacts an event coming in.
57.683
And it all goes wrong.
1:02.906
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 1-1-8-1-1.
1:06.356
Big air for Slapper.
1:10.161
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:13.583
Chunk is completely off the deck.
1:17.806
Big air for Squish.
1:21.211
Oh dear.
1:24.633
The Unit is completely off the deck.
1:29.461
And Refried Ron takes flight.
1:34.517
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:38.539
Slapper is airborne.
1:42.350
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:46.111
Wide Load is airborne.
1:49.617
Oh dear.
1:53.172
Slapper is going to win this.
1:53.322
And The Unit takes flight.
1:56.722
It is Chunk!
2:00.206
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:03.650
Oh dear.
2:07.289
Absolute carnage.
2:12.544
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:16.350
Right into it goes The Heel.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Big Randy 1.594 Pilot Light 1.567
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 5.044 Slapper 2.911
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 7.322 Old Gristle 2.278
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 10.350 Slapper 2.934
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 12.161 Honey Mustard 1.644
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 13.517 Pilot Light 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 15.689 Lil Nugget 1.778
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 17.178 Lil Nugget 0.989
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 19.183 Wide Load 1.628
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 20.750 Slapper 1.483
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 22.994 Honey Mustard 2.000
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 25.028 Chunk 1.900
S-Bend Smooth Old Gristle 29.033 Wide Load 3.533
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 32.017 Slapper 3.195
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 34.033 Slapper 2.016
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 36.361 Lil Nugget 2.145
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 38.333 Slapper 1.972
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 41.922 Slapper 3.589
Split Route Smooth Slapper 45.172 Honey Mustard 2.794
Stairwell Hard Slapper 49.350 Chunk 3.662
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 52.122 Wide Load 2.350
Tight Curve Carpet Slapper 55.778 Chunk 2.734
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 1:00.178 Old Gristle 3.961
Stairwell Hard Slapper 1:03.594 Honey Mustard 3.223
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 1:05.561 Old Gristle 1.850
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:07.328 Old Gristle 1.666
Peg Field Hard Slapper 1:08.933 Honey Mustard 1.289
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 1:11.361 Honey Mustard 1.783
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 1:12.683 Chunk 0.878
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:14.578 Chunk 1.355
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:16.094 Chunk 1.139
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:18.133 Chunk 1.773
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:19.967 Wide Load 1.605
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:24.161 Lil Nugget 2.628
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:27.122 Lil Nugget 2.405
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:29.544 Slapper 2.422
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:31.383 Slapper 1.839
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:33.428 Slapper 2.045
The Kicker Hard Slapper 1:34.350 Chunk 0.900
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:36.150 Old Gristle 1.483
The Gap Hard Slapper 1:38.261 Old Gristle 1.561
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:39.833 Old Gristle 1.183
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:41.994 Chunk 1.922
The Washboard Hard Slapper 1:44.267 Old Gristle 1.894
Big Air Metal Slapper 1:47.556 Honey Mustard 2.705
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 1:49.578 Old Gristle 1.950
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:51.839 Slapper 2.261
Final Sprint Hard Slapper 1:54.300 Old Gristle 2.300
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:55.283 Slapper 0.983
Exit Gate Hard Slapper 1:56.172 Slapper 0.889
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 8 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 0/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 24 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
305 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 16-8-6-7-7.
98.29
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
275 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-6-7-6-7.
69.29
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
299 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-15-7-3-8.
64.24
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
299 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-12-8-3.
72.02
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
302 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-12-6-5-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
292 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-6-7-5-7.
60.05
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
303 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-5-5-4-10.
54.26
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
297 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-4-4-16-5.
95.26
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
294 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-7-3-2-4.
9.65
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
305 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-4-1-3.
6.78
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
308 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-15-8-2.
5.51
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
307 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-2-4-2.
7.46
4
Wide Load The Pucks
283 starts, 130 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 3-1-6-1-1.
6.08
8
Slapper The Pucks
308 starts, 151 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-3-1-6.
4.36
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
306 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-5-4-1-5.
22.53
2
Squish The Soft Boys
295 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 6-4-7-5-12.
31.29

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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