· Season 11 · Round 43
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 20 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:31.283 | — | 7 | +6 | 35 | 13.3 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:31.283 | — | 7 | +6 | 35 | 13.3 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:31.283 | — | 7 | +6 | 35 | 13.3 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:31.283 | — | 7 | +6 | 35 | 13.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:09.295 | +38.01 | 1 | -1 | 41 | 14.4 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:09.295 | +38.01 | 1 | -1 | 41 | 14.4 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:09.295 | +38.01 | 1 | -1 | 41 | 14.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:09.295 | +38.01 | 1 | -1 | 41 | 14.4 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:45.373 | +74.09 | 2 | -1 | 39 | 13.4 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:45.373 | +74.09 | 2 | -1 | 39 | 13.4 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:45.373 | +74.09 | 2 | -1 | 39 | 13.4 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:45.373 | +74.09 | 2 | -1 | 39 | 13.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:46.377 | +75.09 | 3 | -1 | 43 | 12.6 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:46.377 | +75.09 | 3 | -1 | 43 | 12.6 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:46.377 | +75.09 | 3 | -1 | 43 | 12.6 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:46.377 | +75.09 | 3 | -1 | 43 | 12.6 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:54.555 | +83.27 | 6 | +1 | 47 | 13.2 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:54.555 | +83.27 | 6 | +1 | 47 | 13.2 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:54.555 | +83.27 | 6 | +1 | 47 | 13.2 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:54.555 | +83.27 | 6 | +1 | 47 | 13.2 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:56.078 | +84.80 | 4 | -2 | 38 | 14.1 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:56.078 | +84.80 | 4 | -2 | 38 | 14.1 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:56.078 | +84.80 | 4 | -2 | 38 | 14.1 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:56.078 | +84.80 | 4 | -2 | 38 | 14.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:59.555 | +88.27 | 5 | -2 | 10 | 20.5 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:59.555 | +88.27 | 5 | -2 | 10 | 20.5 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:59.555 | +88.27 | 5 | -2 | 10 | 20.5 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:59.555 | +88.27 | 5 | -2 | 10 | 20.5 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:35.711 | +124.43 | 8 | 0 | 38 | 15.8 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:35.711 | +124.43 | 8 | 0 | 38 | 15.8 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:35.711 | +124.43 | 8 | 0 | 38 | 15.8 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:35.711 | +124.43 | 8 | 0 | 38 | 15.8 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 22.2 contacts an event coming in.
5.100
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle. Career record: 69 wins from 315, average finish 3.8.
11.633
And it all goes wrong.
15.544
Up goes The Unit. Recent finishes: 12-5-8-3-11.
19.722
Extraordinary scenes.
23.311
Up goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-1-16-8-1.
27.167
And it's Thick Rick in front now.
32.017
And it all goes wrong.
40.500
That is going to sting in the morning.
47.528
That is a big one for Second Sock.
53.911
And Yolk takes flight.
1:11.778
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:16.189
And it all goes wrong.
1:19.711
Second Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 6-6-2-7-8.
1:23.550
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:27.267
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:30.728
Up goes The Unit.
1:34.528
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:38.989
Big air for Thick Rick.
1:42.711
Big air for Thick Rick.
1:46.522
Yolk gets air.
1:50.328
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:52.872
The Coaster has it.
1:55.656
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
1:59.056
The Coaster wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Yolk | 1.978 | Yolk 1.978 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 5.167 | Old Gristle 2.889 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 7.611 | Old Gristle 2.444 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 10.833 | Old Gristle 3.222 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 13.517 | Thick Rick 1.739 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 16.033 | Thick Rick 1.750 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 17.233 | Old Gristle 1.200 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 18.344 | Old Gristle 1.111 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 20.561 | Yolk 1.138 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Yolk | 22.417 | Yolk 1.573 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Yolk | 24.844 | Thick Rick 1.650 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Thick Rick | 28.022 | Thick Rick 1.922 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Thick Rick | 33.300 | The Coaster 3.094 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 38.356 | The Unit 1.850 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Thick Rick | 40.861 | The Coaster 2.428 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 42.922 | Thick Rick 2.061 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Second Sock | 46.767 | The Coaster 2.044 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Yolk | 51.678 | The Coaster 4.412 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Yolk | 53.694 | The Coaster 1.822 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Yolk | 56.311 | Sweaty Gerald 1.777 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Yolk | 1:10.917 | The Coaster 13.461 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Yolk | 1:12.356 | Yolk 1.439 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Second Sock | 1:15.483 | Second Sock 1.644 |
| The Drops | Metal | Second Sock | 1:16.956 | Second Sock 1.473 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Second Sock | 1:18.589 | Second Sock 1.633 |
| The Gap | Hard | Second Sock | 1:20.428 | Second Sock 1.839 |
| The Drops | Hard | Second Sock | 1:21.922 | Second Sock 1.494 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Second Sock | 1:24.478 | The Coaster 2.317 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Second Sock | 1:29.394 | The Coaster 2.266 |
| Big Air | Metal | Second Sock | 1:34.128 | The Coaster 3.061 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Second Sock | 1:37.028 | The Coaster 2.056 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:39.783 | The Coaster 2.733 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:41.772 | The Coaster 1.989 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:44.178 | The Coaster 2.406 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:46.172 | The Coaster 1.994 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:48.228 | The Coaster 2.056 |
| The Kicker | Metal | The Coaster | 1:49.156 | The Coaster 0.928 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:51.489 | Thick Rick 2.250 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Coaster | 1:53.911 | The Coaster 2.422 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:54.939 | The Coaster 1.028 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | The Coaster | 1:55.872 | The Coaster 0.933 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
306 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-16-8-6-7.
158.71
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
317 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-14-8-8-10.
202.70
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
304 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-4-6-8-14.
202.99
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
277 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-4-8-6-7.
147.32
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
300 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-7-8-8-3.
92.56
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
300 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 2-10-7-12-8.
91.07
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
303 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-2-7-11-6.
105.25
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
301 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-2-5-15-7.
137.93
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
303 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-6-16-8-7.
177.45
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
304 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 15-5-8-12-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
293 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-9-6-7-5.
80.92
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
304 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-5-6-7-5.
135.99
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
304 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-11-5-5-4.
78.13
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
299 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-3-5-4-4.
125.81
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
304 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-3-13-5-6.
136.67
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
297 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-7-5-13-4.
97.69
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
311 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-6-3-1-3.
16.96
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
296 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-6-1-7-3.
15.26
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
306 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-3-3-4-1.
13.15
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
308 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-8-2-4.
11.03
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
308 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-1-3-2-2.
7.16
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
303 starts, 146 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 16-8-1-1-1.
26.57
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
285 starts, 130 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 4-8-3-1-6.
15.81
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
307 starts, 160 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 8-2-1-7-1.
14.42
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
309 starts, 151 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 8-1-1-3-1.
11.25
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
308 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-4-5-2-4.
31.17
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
291 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-4-9-4-5.
50.62
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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