· Season 11 · Round 45
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 20 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:37.300 | — | 1 | 0 | 39 | 11.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:37.300 | — | 1 | 0 | 39 | 11.7 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:37.300 | — | 1 | 0 | 39 | 11.7 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:37.300 | — | 1 | 0 | 39 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:59.445 | +22.15 | 2 | 0 | 37 | 11.7 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:59.445 | +22.15 | 2 | 0 | 37 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:59.445 | +22.15 | 2 | 0 | 37 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:59.445 | +22.15 | 2 | 0 | 37 | 11.7 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:17.661 | +40.36 | 4 | +1 | 1 | 19.2 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:17.661 | +40.36 | 4 | +1 | 1 | 19.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:17.661 | +40.36 | 4 | +1 | 1 | 19.2 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:17.661 | +40.36 | 4 | +1 | 1 | 19.2 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:29.322 | +52.02 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:29.322 | +52.02 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:29.322 | +52.02 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:29.322 | +52.02 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 11.2 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:47.328 | +70.03 | 3 | -2 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:47.328 | +70.03 | 3 | -2 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:47.328 | +70.03 | 3 | -2 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:47.328 | +70.03 | 3 | -2 | 31 | 11.7 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:53.523 | +76.22 | 7 | +1 | 43 | 11.4 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:53.523 | +76.22 | 7 | +1 | 43 | 11.4 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:53.523 | +76.22 | 7 | +1 | 43 | 11.4 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:53.523 | +76.22 | 7 | +1 | 43 | 11.4 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:09.028 | +91.73 | 8 | +1 | 42 | 11.0 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:09.028 | +91.73 | 8 | +1 | 42 | 11.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:09.028 | +91.73 | 8 | +1 | 42 | 11.0 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:09.028 | +91.73 | 8 | +1 | 42 | 11.0 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:25.755 | +108.46 | 5 | -3 | 21 | 16.7 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:25.755 | +108.46 | 5 | -3 | 21 | 16.7 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:25.755 | +108.46 | 5 | -3 | 21 | 16.7 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:25.755 | +108.46 | 5 | -3 | 21 | 16.7 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.667
The lead changes hands. Custard.
11.694
Pilot Light gets air. Recent finishes: 9-5-6-14-5.
15.967
Slapper gets air.
20.200
Custard goes to the front.
23.828
Up goes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-5-1-1.
27.428
Slapper is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-1-5-1-1.
31.278
The Heel is completely off the deck.
39.556
Up goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 6-7-2-2-2.
43.039
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 6-7-2-2-2.
46.500
They will not want to see that again.
51.056
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
56.033
The Heel is picking them off.
1:02.117
No idea what happened there.
1:08.706
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:12.117
Oh dear.
1:15.722
Extraordinary scenes.
1:19.761
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:27.267
Slapper hits the front.
1:33.367
Old Gristle takes the lead.
1:42.628
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:50.267
Look at that.
1:56.956
Old Gristle has it.
1:57.656
Right into it goes Custard.
2:01.056
Slapper takes it.
2:05.867
Absolute carnage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 1.961 | Sweaty Gerald 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 5.328 | Stubbs 3.123 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Custard | 7.944 | Custard 2.505 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Pilot Light | 11.267 | Slapper 2.967 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Pilot Light | 13.017 | Stubbs 1.722 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Pilot Light | 15.589 | Slapper 2.022 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Pilot Light | 17.411 | Old Gristle 1.433 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Custard | 20.011 | Custard 2.211 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Custard | 21.628 | Old Gristle 1.422 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Custard | 24.494 | Slapper 2.222 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Custard | 26.828 | Slapper 1.917 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Custard | 28.883 | Old Gristle 1.817 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 31.439 | Old Gristle 2.511 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 37.261 | Old Gristle 5.822 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 40.483 | Old Gristle 3.222 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 42.239 | Old Gristle 1.756 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 43.928 | Slapper 1.406 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Custard | 47.111 | Custard 0.828 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 54.994 | Old Gristle 2.861 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 58.578 | Long John 1.478 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:02.378 | The Heel 1.667 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:04.072 | The Heel 1.494 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:06.678 | Sweaty Gerald 1.873 |
| The Gap | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:09.883 | Slapper 2.117 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:11.767 | Slapper 1.594 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:14.389 | Custard 2.350 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:19.056 | Slapper 2.477 |
| Big Air | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:23.517 | Custard 3.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:27.506 | Slapper 2.239 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:30.639 | Sweaty Gerald 2.300 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:36.156 | Sweaty Gerald 3.450 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:38.417 | Slapper 2.122 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:41.044 | The Heel 2.355 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:43.094 | Old Gristle 2.050 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:46.856 | Old Gristle 3.762 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:49.500 | Slapper 2.617 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:53.639 | Old Gristle 4.139 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:56.456 | Slapper 2.694 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:58.144 | Long John 1.589 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:59.956 | Long John 1.500 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-13-4-6-8.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
318 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-14-8-8.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
279 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-10-4-8.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
307 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-4-16-8-6.
189.46
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
302 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-12-2-5-15.
180.93
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
302 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-6-2-10-7.
151.38
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
304 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-9-2-7-11.
140.63
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
301 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-2-7-8-8.
130.12
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
304 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-5-6-16-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
305 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-15-5-8-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
295 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-5-9-6.
178.65
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-14-5-6-7.
168.59
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1
300 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-11-3-5-4.
172.67
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
305 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-7-3-13-5.
161.50
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
299 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-8-3-7-5.
216.34
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
305 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-3-11-5-5.
123.11
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
307 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-6-3-3-4.
14.36
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
312 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-3-6-3-1.
17.80
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
297 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-2-6-1-7.
14.58
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
310 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-3-1-2-8.
15.46
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
280 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-8-1-2-3.
11.69
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
309 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-1-1-3-2.
7.37
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
310 starts, 84 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-2-2-15.
10.13
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2
309 starts, 162 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-8-2-1.
11.43
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3
304 starts, 147 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-16-8-1-1.
16.21
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
310 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-4-7-4-5.
39.88
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
309 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-5-7-4-5.
41.46
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
292 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-7-4-9-4.
47.51
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
298 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-6-7-6-4.
57.65
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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