· Season 11 · Round 7
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:04.716 | — | 1 | 0 | 4 | 26.4 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:04.716 | — | 1 | 0 | 4 | 26.4 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:04.716 | — | 1 | 0 | 4 | 26.4 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:04.716 | — | 1 | 0 | 4 | 26.4 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:26.211 | +21.50 | 3 | +1 | 42 | 12.2 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:26.211 | +21.50 | 3 | +1 | 42 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:26.211 | +21.50 | 3 | +1 | 42 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:26.211 | +21.50 | 3 | +1 | 42 | 12.2 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:36.183 | +31.47 | 2 | -1 | 50 | 12.7 |
| 3 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:36.183 | +31.47 | 2 | -1 | 50 | 12.7 |
| 3 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:36.183 | +31.47 | 2 | -1 | 50 | 12.7 |
| 3 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:36.183 | +31.47 | 2 | -1 | 50 | 12.7 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:39.199 | +34.48 | 4 | 0 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:39.199 | +34.48 | 4 | 0 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:39.199 | +34.48 | 4 | 0 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:39.199 | +34.48 | 4 | 0 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:47.767 | +43.05 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 22.0 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:47.767 | +43.05 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 22.0 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:47.767 | +43.05 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 22.0 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:47.767 | +43.05 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 22.0 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:16.322 | +71.61 | 8 | +2 | 37 | 14.0 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:16.322 | +71.61 | 8 | +2 | 37 | 14.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:16.322 | +71.61 | 8 | +2 | 37 | 14.0 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:16.322 | +71.61 | 8 | +2 | 37 | 14.0 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:17.111 | +72.40 | 7 | 0 | 37 | 13.5 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:17.111 | +72.40 | 7 | 0 | 37 | 13.5 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:17.111 | +72.40 | 7 | 0 | 37 | 13.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:17.111 | +72.40 | 7 | 0 | 37 | 13.5 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:17.561 | +72.85 | 6 | -2 | 22 | 13.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:17.561 | +72.85 | 6 | -2 | 22 | 13.3 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:17.561 | +72.85 | 6 | -2 | 22 | 13.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:17.561 | +72.85 | 6 | -2 | 22 | 13.3 |
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
6.733
Right into it goes Gravy.
11.328
Big air for Gravy. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-3-5.
15.533
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
19.500
Up goes Squish.
23.100
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 5-14-8-8-7.
26.572
Long John is completely off the deck.
32.033
Big move from Crawlspace.
40.039
Right into it goes Honey Mustard. Averaging 17.2 contacts an event coming in.
45.100
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 3-3-5-3-3.
52.883
Big air for Squish. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-2-8.
58.472
And Long John takes flight.
1:02.044
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:08.794
Big air for Honey Mustard.
1:12.278
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:17.150
Up goes Second Sock.
1:20.844
Absolute carnage.
1:25.656
Up goes Squish.
1:29.511
It is chaos out there.
1:33.178
You do not see that every day.
1:36.611
Heavy contact for Squish.
1:43.661
Heavy contact for Honey Mustard.
1:47.883
Honey Mustard has it.
1:47.911
Right into it goes Crawlspace.
1:51.311
It is The Coaster!
1:54.850
And Squish takes flight.
2:04.072
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:13.733
And it all goes wrong.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1.956 | Honey Mustard 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 5.106 | Gravy 2.894 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Gravy | 7.611 | Gravy 2.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Gravy | 10.561 | Gravy 2.950 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 12.778 | Honey Mustard 1.850 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 14.606 | Honey Mustard 1.828 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 16.022 | The Coaster 1.233 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 17.256 | The Coaster 1.100 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 18.678 | The Coaster 0.956 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 22.017 | The Coaster 1.355 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Honey Mustard | 24.006 | Squish 1.911 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Honey Mustard | 25.839 | Honey Mustard 1.833 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 28.711 | Honey Mustard 2.872 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 32.017 | Long John 2.194 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 34.611 | Honey Mustard 2.594 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 37.322 | Second Sock 2.578 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 39.478 | Honey Mustard 2.156 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 43.267 | Honey Mustard 3.789 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 44.883 | Honey Mustard 1.616 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Honey Mustard | 47.900 | Long John 2.500 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 1:01.667 | Honey Mustard 13.767 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:02.994 | Honey Mustard 1.327 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:07.944 | Long John 1.688 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:09.689 | Long John 1.478 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:11.561 | Long John 1.611 |
| The Gap | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:13.783 | Honey Mustard 2.222 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:15.322 | Honey Mustard 1.539 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:17.928 | Crawlspace 2.316 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:21.056 | Honey Mustard 3.128 |
| Big Air | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:24.233 | Honey Mustard 3.177 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:26.472 | Honey Mustard 2.239 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:29.167 | Honey Mustard 2.695 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:31.656 | Refried Ron 2.428 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:34.239 | Honey Mustard 2.583 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:36.150 | Honey Mustard 1.911 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:38.139 | Honey Mustard 1.989 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:39.078 | Honey Mustard 0.939 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:41.161 | Honey Mustard 2.083 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:43.850 | Honey Mustard 2.689 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:48.461 | Refried Ron 1.306 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:50.883 | Refried Ron 1.205 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
287 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-6-5-4.
154.71
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-11-5-7.
102.50
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
257 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-4-5-15-7.
126.54
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
298 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-6-4-5.
139.18
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-8-11-5.
87.68
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
283 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-5-5-8-3.
86.94
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
285 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-7-5-9-5.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
278 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-5-15-8.
100.17
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
285 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-6-7-16-6.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-15-6-12-7.
183.61
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-6-7-6.
128.64
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
277 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-7-6-12.
82.86
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
284 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-7-6-4.
97.64
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
282 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-9-6-10.
95.90
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
279 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-4-8-12-7.
138.55
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
279 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-14-7-8-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
274 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-3.
19.49
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
287 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-3-6-3.
14.88
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
289 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-3-3-4-3.
23.09
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
283 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-10-1-3-2.
12.90
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
292 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-1-4.
8.35
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
283 starts, 137 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-8-1-2-1.
9.12
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
288 starts, 140 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 3-1-1-8-2.
10.40
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
266 starts, 121 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-2-8-1.
24.61
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
287 starts, 150 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-8-1-2.
11.42
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 15-4-13-2-4.
125.06
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
291 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 14-3-4-2-4.
64.46
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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