· Season 11 · Round 9
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:46.806 | — | 8 | +7 | 37 | 12.1 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:46.806 | — | 8 | +7 | 37 | 12.1 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:46.806 | — | 8 | +7 | 37 | 12.1 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:46.806 | — | 8 | +7 | 37 | 12.1 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:50.373 | +3.57 | 4 | +2 | 36 | 13.0 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:50.373 | +3.57 | 4 | +2 | 36 | 13.0 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:50.373 | +3.57 | 4 | +2 | 36 | 13.0 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:50.373 | +3.57 | 4 | +2 | 36 | 13.0 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:09.160 | +22.35 | 7 | +4 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:09.160 | +22.35 | 7 | +4 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:09.160 | +22.35 | 7 | +4 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:09.160 | +22.35 | 7 | +4 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:39.872 | +53.07 | 2 | -2 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:39.872 | +53.07 | 2 | -2 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:39.872 | +53.07 | 2 | -2 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:39.872 | +53.07 | 2 | -2 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:50.600 | +63.79 | 1 | -4 | 35 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:50.600 | +63.79 | 1 | -4 | 35 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:50.600 | +63.79 | 1 | -4 | 35 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:50.600 | +63.79 | 1 | -4 | 35 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:51.684 | +64.88 | 5 | -1 | 38 | 12.5 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:51.684 | +64.88 | 5 | -1 | 38 | 12.5 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:51.684 | +64.88 | 5 | -1 | 38 | 12.5 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:51.684 | +64.88 | 5 | -1 | 38 | 12.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:57.472 | +70.67 | 3 | -4 | 42 | 11.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:57.472 | +70.67 | 3 | -4 | 42 | 11.4 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:57.472 | +70.67 | 3 | -4 | 42 | 11.4 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:57.472 | +70.67 | 3 | -4 | 42 | 11.4 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:18.061 | +151.26 | 6 | -2 | 47 | 12.5 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:18.061 | +151.26 | 6 | -2 | 47 | 12.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:18.061 | +151.26 | 6 | -2 | 47 | 12.5 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:18.061 | +151.26 | 6 | -2 | 47 | 12.5 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 20.8 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
11.606
They will not want to see that again.
16.461
And Thick Rick takes flight.
20.256
It is chaos out there.
24.033
Refried Ron is last now.
28.167
That is the sport, right there.
31.717
Long John is airborne.
36.461
Heavy contact for Long John.
39.978
Tender Greg gets air. Recent finishes: 13-4-4-12-15.
43.683
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 3-6-4-3-2.
47.200
And Thick Rick takes flight.
50.683
Right into it goes Second Sock.
55.389
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:00.256
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 12-5-5-2-2.
1:04.033
Big move from Thick Rick.
1:07.772
And Tender Greg takes flight. Recent finishes: 13-4-4-12-15.
1:11.856
Up goes Radiator.
1:15.367
Up goes Tender Greg.
1:18.783
You do not see that every day.
1:22.867
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:26.794
Up goes Refried Ron.
1:30.589
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
1:34.728
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
1:48.200
That is not going to help.
1:51.750
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
1:54.750
It is The Lieutenant!
1:59.006
Radiator takes a knock.
2:05.289
Right into it goes Refried Ron.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1.956 | The Lieutenant 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 5.072 | Puck Yeah 2.944 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 7.800 | The Lieutenant 2.728 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 10.794 | The Lieutenant 2.994 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 12.600 | The Lieutenant 1.806 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 14.661 | Puck Yeah 2.028 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 16.011 | The Lieutenant 1.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 18.361 | Thick Rick 2.072 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 19.722 | The Lieutenant 1.361 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 21.894 | The Lieutenant 2.172 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 23.883 | Puck Yeah 1.973 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 25.694 | Puck Yeah 1.761 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 28.061 | The Lieutenant 2.367 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 34.150 | Puck Yeah 6.006 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 37.422 | The Lieutenant 3.272 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 39.394 | Puck Yeah 1.911 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 41.111 | Tender Greg 1.389 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Tender Greg | 45.639 | Long John 0.745 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 52.611 | Puck Yeah 2.756 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Lieutenant | 56.250 | Thick Rick 1.439 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 59.489 | Second Sock 1.794 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:01.206 | Radiator 1.533 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:03.394 | Radiator 2.117 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:05.689 | Puck Yeah 1.911 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:07.217 | Puck Yeah 1.366 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:09.344 | Puck Yeah 1.862 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:11.761 | The Lieutenant 2.417 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:15.028 | Thick Rick 3.134 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:17.078 | The Lieutenant 2.050 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:23.594 | Second Sock 2.806 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:27.017 | Puck Yeah 4.011 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:29.178 | Puck Yeah 2.161 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:31.556 | Puck Yeah 2.378 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:33.967 | The Lieutenant 2.083 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:37.939 | The Lieutenant 3.911 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:41.050 | Long John 2.661 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:45.433 | The Lieutenant 3.995 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:48.250 | Puck Yeah 2.817 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:52.394 | Thick Rick 1.344 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:54.750 | Thick Rick 1.189 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
287 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-6-5-4.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
298 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-6-4-5.
202.10
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
283 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-4-11-5.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
257 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-4-5-15-7.
181.03
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
279 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-5-5-8-11.
210.14
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
278 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-5-15-8.
156.03
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
283 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-5-5-8-3.
118.65
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
285 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-7-5-9-5.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
285 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-6-7-16-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
278 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-6-7-6.
174.28
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-15-6-12-7.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-6-7-6.
191.91
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
279 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-4-8-12-7.
203.64
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
280 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-8-14-7-8.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
282 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-9-6-10.
142.49
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
284 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-7-6-4.
140.64
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
290 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-3-3-3-4.
24.57
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
287 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-3-6-3.
17.74
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
274 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-3.
18.87
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
284 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-10-1-3.
11.56
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
258 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-1-2-1.
7.95
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
292 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-1-4.
7.98
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
291 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-7-1-1-2.
8.94
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1
288 starts, 151 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-8-1.
10.00
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2
266 starts, 121 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-2-8-1.
22.02
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
283 starts, 137 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-8-1-2-1.
8.43
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 15-4-13-2-4.
129.93
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
276 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-2-8-4.
42.50
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
291 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 14-3-4-2-4.
77.48
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
287 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-2-4-4.
40.56
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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