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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 12

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Butter Bean wins at The Ironing Board

Butter Bean took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Sweaty Gerald finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.642 — 12 +11 2 2.7
2 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.250 — 11 +9 2 3.3
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 0.692 — 9 +6 2 2.7
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 5.058 +3.42 10 +6 5 5.5
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2.942 +1.30 26 +21 2 2.6
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.375 — 25 +19 0 1.6
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.558 +3.92 27 +20 6 5.1
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.36 28 +20 6 5.0
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.950 +1.31 21 +12 0 1.3
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.275 +3.63 22 +12 5 5.0
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.225 +3.58 23 +12 5 5.1
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.36 24 +12 5 5.0
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.667 +1.03 20 +7 2 2.9
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.992 +0.35 19 +5 3 2.7
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.250 +0.61 18 +3 2 2.6
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +1 2 2.6
17 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.475 +0.83 16 -1 1 2.9
18 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.133 +0.49 14 -4 2 2.8
19 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.275 — 13 -6 1 2.3
20 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.800 +0.16 15 -5 2 2.9
21 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.192 — 2 -19 3 3.2
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.483 — 3 -19 2 3.4
23 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.000 — 1 -22 2 2.1
24 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.292 +0.65 4 -20 4 3.4
25 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.192 — 8 -17 2 3.2
26 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.425 — 5 -21 1 2.2
27 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 6.308 +4.67 6 -21 5 6.3
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3.358 +1.72 7 -21 4 3.5
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.558 — 31 +1 2 2.9
31 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.292 — 32 +1 2 2.9
32 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.083 — 30 -2 3 2.9
3.000
Into position. Recent finishes: 8-13-7-5-8.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 8-13-7-5-8.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 9-2-11-2-4.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
16.908
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 8-5-10-5-6.
18.108
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Into position.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Butter Bean wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 26.000 The Lieutenant 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
392 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-26-27-23-30.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
390 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 23-25-25-21-31.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
388 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 24-27-26-24-32.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
387 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 21-28-28-22-29.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
390 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-17-29-29-24.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
390 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 28-19-31-31-21.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
389 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 26-20-32-32-22.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
388 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-18-30-30-23.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
391 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 15-16-23-10-11.
135.75
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
387 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-13-24-11-10.
111.59
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
390 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 13-14-21-12-9.
113.54
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
389 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-22-9-12.
136.83
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
390 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 3-3-10-15-8.
72.24
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
389 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 2-2-12-14-7.
72.47
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
389 starts, 14 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 4-1-11-13-5.
69.52
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
389 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 1-4-9-16-6.
72.41
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
392 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 20-21-7-18-2.
68.71
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
388 starts, 37 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 19-22-5-17-1.
62.62
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
389 starts, 25 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 18-23-6-20-4.
71.10
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
388 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 17-24-8-19-3.
74.90
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
391 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-12-1-1-16.
4.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
388 starts, 32 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-11-2-2-15.
5.32
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
391 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-9-3-3-14.
4.93
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
387 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-10-4-4-13.
5.09
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
389 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-5-13-8-20.
23.57
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
388 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 9-8-16-7-17.
23.34
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
388 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 11-7-14-6-19.
23.84
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
392 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 12-6-15-5-18.
23.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
389 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 29-30-20-28-27.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
388 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 32-32-17-27-26.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
392 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 31-29-18-25-25.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
388 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 30-31-19-26-28.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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