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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 14

The Pouffe — Relay

The Pouffe · The Pouffe · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces
FULL TIME Fairness
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Old Gristle wins at The Pouffe

Old Gristle took The Pouffe — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.025 — 24 +23 2 2.6
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.625 — 21 +19 0 1.7
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.017 — 22 +19 2 3.5
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.808 +3.78 23 +19 4 4.4
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.675 — 28 +23 2 2.7
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.708 — 25 +19 0 2.1
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.042 — 26 +19 1 3.4
8 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2.225 +0.20 27 +19 2 2.6
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.650 — 4 -5 2 3.1
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.342 — 1 -9 2 2.2
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.475 — 2 -9 2 3.8
12 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.675 — 3 -9 3 3.1
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +4 2 2.6
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.275 — 18 +4 1 3.2
15 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.808 — 19 +4 2 3.7
16 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.300 +0.28 20 +4 1 2.8
17 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.942 — 8 -9 2 3.0
18 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.017 — 5 -13 2 2.3
19 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.308 — 6 -13 2 3.7
20 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.525 — 7 -13 3 3.1
21 The Kidney BEA The Beans 0.700 — 9 -12 2 2.8
22 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 0.967 — 10 -12 2 3.7
23 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.525 — 11 -12 1 3.3
24 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 0.933 — 12 -12 1 3.2
25 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 0.700 — 13 -12 2 2.8
26 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.100 — 14 -12 2 3.1
27 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 0.867 — 15 -12 2 3.7
28 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.433 +0.41 16 -12 1 2.9
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.467 — 30 0 2 2.9
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.800 — 31 0 2 3.7
32 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.358 — 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 6-5-10-8-7.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 4-2-5-2-3.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 4-9-2-11-2.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.808
Well, that was always going to happen.
24.008
Away it goes.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 4-2-5-2-3.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Matting Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Matting Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Matting Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Matting The Lieutenant 26.000 The Lieutenant 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 NOO The Noodles 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 BEA The Beans 90 4/4 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
390 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 19-29-24-27-26.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
392 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 17-32-23-25-25.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
389 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 18-30-21-28-28.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
394 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 20-31-22-26-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
390 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 10-22-27-18-30.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
391 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 11-21-26-20-32.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
392 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 12-23-28-19-31.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
392 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.1. Last five: 9-24-25-17-29.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
393 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 22-13-15-16-23.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
389 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 23-14-14-13-24.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
392 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 21-16-13-14-21.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
391 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 24-15-16-15-22.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
391 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 25-19-1-4-9.
190.86
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
392 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 28-18-3-3-10.
205.66
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
391 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 27-20-2-2-12.
204.79
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
391 starts, 14 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 26-17-4-1-11.
185.55
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
390 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 15-2-17-24-8.
89.54
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
391 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-1-18-23-6.
81.45
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
394 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 16-3-20-21-7.
88.63
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
390 starts, 37 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 13-4-19-22-5.
78.37
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
393 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-8-5-12-1.
5.43
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
390 starts, 33 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-7-6-11-2.
5.25
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
393 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 2-5-8-9-3.
5.02
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
389 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-6-7-10-4.
5.61
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
390 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 6-9-11-7-14.
13.77
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
391 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 5-12-10-5-13.
13.40
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
390 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-10-9-8-16.
15.13
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
394 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-11-12-6-15.
14.46
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
390 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-28-32-32-17.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
390 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 30-27-30-31-19.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
391 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 29-25-29-30-20.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
394 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 31-26-31-29-18.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Matting
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Low, broad and soft. The only hall where a club has ever finished with all four of them still up.

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