Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 16

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Lectern

Puck Yeah took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.667 28 +27 2 2.5
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.542 25 +23 0 1.9
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.792 +0.13 26 +23 2 2.8
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6.083 +4.42 27 +23 6 5.2
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.900 +0.23 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.142 +3.48 22 +16 5 5.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.275 +3.61 23 +16 5 5.2
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.33 24 +16 5 5.3
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.633 16 +7 2 2.9
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.392 13 +3 2 2.0
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.592 +0.93 15 +4 3 2.8
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.225 14 +2 1 3.1
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.850 +0.18 12 -1 1 2.9
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.458 9 -5 2 2.0
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.250 11 -4 1 3.2
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.067 10 -6 1 3.2
17 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 17 0 2 2.6
18 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.025 19 +1 2 3.1
19 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.817 18 -1 3 3.7
20 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.533 20 0 2 2.8
21 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.692 +0.03 8 -13 3 3.1
22 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.933 5 -17 2 2.3
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.875 +0.21 7 -16 2 3.5
24 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.683 +0.02 6 -18 4 2.9
25 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.792 +0.13 30 +4 2 3.0
27 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.033 32 +5 2 3.1
28 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.650 31 +3 2 3.6
29 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.475 1 -28 1 2.2
30 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.383 3 -27 2 3.5
31 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.433 +0.77 4 -27 2 3.2
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.442 2 -30 3 3.1
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-2-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-5-2.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-2-5.
18.200
All of it, on the floor.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-2-2.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.083
That is The Coaster on the floor. Recent finishes: 1-3-3-1-1.
24.283
Released.
26.000
Slapper leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Puck Yeah 26.000 Slapper 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
391 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 18-25-18-30-21.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
396 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 19-26-20-31-22.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
392 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 20-28-19-29-24.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
394 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 17-27-17-32-23.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
394 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 27-32-12-23-28.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
393 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-30-11-21-26.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
394 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-31-9-24-25.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
392 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-29-10-22-27.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
394 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 10-20-21-16-13.
166.02
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
395 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 12-17-22-13-15.
168.40
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
391 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 11-19-23-14-14.
171.42
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
393 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 9-18-24-15-16.
165.41
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
393 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 2-14-27-20-2.
101.66
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
394 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 4-15-28-18-3.
109.55
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
393 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 3-16-25-19-1.
103.70
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
393 starts, 15 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 1-13-26-17-4.
91.45
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
393 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 21-3-14-1-18.
67.83
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
392 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 22-1-15-2-17.
71.12
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
392 starts, 37 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 24-2-13-4-19.
70.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
396 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 23-4-16-3-20.
77.57
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
395 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-5-2-5-8.
6.69
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
391 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-3-6-7.
7.00
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
395 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-7-4-8-5.
6.00
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
392 starts, 33 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-6-1-7-6.
6.76
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
393 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-11-5-12-10.
10.92
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
396 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-10-7-11-12.
10.19
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
392 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 7-12-6-9-11.
10.35
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
392 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 5-9-8-10-9.
9.76
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
396 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 29-24-31-26-31.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
392 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 30-21-32-28-32.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
393 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 32-23-29-25-29.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
392 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 31-22-30-27-30.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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