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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 20

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Stubbs wins at The Ironing Board

Stubbs took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Nuggets. Thick Rick finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.125 — 20 +19 2 2.9
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.108 +0.98 19 +17 3 2.7
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.567 +0.44 17 +14 0 2.1
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.367 +0.24 18 +14 3 2.6
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.633 +0.51 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.083 +3.96 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 4.942 +3.82 23 +16 5 5.0
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 0.633 — 24 +16 6 4.9
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.308 +0.18 25 +16 0 1.8
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.233 +4.11 26 +16 4 5.0
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.592 +4.47 27 +16 5 5.0
12 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.88 28 +16 6 5.0
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.350 +1.23 12 -1 2 2.9
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.200 +1.08 11 -3 2 2.8
15 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.542 +0.42 9 -6 1 2.1
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.475 +0.35 10 -6 3 2.8
17 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3.508 +2.38 15 -2 2 2.8
18 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.100 — 16 -2 2 3.0
19 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.108 +0.98 13 -6 0 2.5
20 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.325 +1.20 14 -6 2 2.8
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.517 +1.39 3 -18 2 3.3
22 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 0.975 — 1 -21 3 2.2
23 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.575 +0.45 4 -19 2 2.6
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.000 — 2 -22 5 6.1
25 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.800 +0.68 8 -17 1 3.0
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.992 — 5 -21 2 2.2
27 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.067 — 6 -21 4 6.3
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.117 +0.99 7 -21 4 3.7
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.450 +0.33 31 +1 2 3.3
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.617 +0.49 32 +1 1 2.9
32 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.467 +1.34 30 -2 3 2.9
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 8-11-8-6-14.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 7-3-5-2-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 7-3-5-2-2.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes.
18.200
All of it, on the floor. Recent finishes: 11-7-2-5-6.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 7-3-5-2-2.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Honey Mustard goes to the top of the board.
28.400
It is Stubbs!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Thick Rick 26.000 Thick Rick 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
395 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 24-17-32-25-18.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
398 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-19-30-26-17.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
400 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 23-18-31-28-19.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
396 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 22-20-29-27-20.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
398 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 27-29-22-29-27.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
398 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-30-23-32-26.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
397 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-31-21-31-28.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
396 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 25-32-24-30-25.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
399 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 3-22-17-15-12.
101.67
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
395 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 4-24-19-16-11.
108.48
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
397 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 1-21-20-13-9.
99.75
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
398 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 2-23-18-14-10.
99.08
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
397 starts, 17 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 20-1-1-18-1.
79.41
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
398 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 19-4-3-17-4.
90.41
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
397 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 17-2-4-19-3.
84.19
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
397 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 18-3-2-20-2.
86.12
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
397 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-8-5-5-21.
34.80
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
396 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 13-7-6-6-22.
35.39
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
396 starts, 37 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 15-6-7-8-24.
37.83
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
400 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 16-5-8-7-23.
40.15
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
399 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 9-13-12-2-13.
5.53
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
396 starts, 33 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-16-9-3-15.
5.89
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
395 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-15-11-1-14.
5.99
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
399 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-14-10-4-16.
5.58
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
397 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-10-15-9-8.
18.70
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
400 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-12-13-12-6.
19.42
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
396 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 5-9-16-10-5.
16.85
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
396 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 7-11-14-11-7.
19.31
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
400 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 30-28-27-24-29.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
396 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-25-28-22-30.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
396 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 31-26-26-23-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
397 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 29-27-25-21-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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