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Team Stack · Season 9 · Round 23

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
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Thick Rick wins at The Bollard

Thick Rick took The Bollard — Relay for the The Nuggets. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.350 — 20 +19 1 2.9
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +15 2 2.6
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.900 — 18 +15 1 3.2
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.092 — 19 +15 2 3.6
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.550 +0.20 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.025 +3.68 22 +16 5 5.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.967 +3.62 23 +16 5 5.2
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.65 24 +16 5 5.1
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.400 +0.05 25 +16 0 1.7
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.317 +3.97 26 +16 5 5.2
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.292 +3.94 27 +16 5 5.2
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.65 28 +16 6 5.2
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.133 +0.78 16 +3 2 2.8
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.167 — 13 -1 1 2.2
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.200 — 14 -1 2 3.0
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4.783 +3.43 15 -1 4 4.1
17 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.050 — 8 -9 3 2.9
18 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.267 +0.92 6 -12 2 3.1
19 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.442 +0.09 7 -12 1 3.7
20 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.825 +0.48 5 -15 1 2.2
21 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.258 — 11 -10 2 3.2
22 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.192 — 9 -13 0 2.3
23 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.258 — 10 -13 2 2.9
24 The Kidney BEA The Beans 5.000 +3.65 12 -12 4 5.3
25 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2.033 +0.68 29 +4 2 2.7
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.125 — 30 +4 3 3.0
27 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.325 — 31 +4 3 2.8
28 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.008 — 32 +4 3 2.9
29 Long John NOO The Noodles 0.958 — 1 -28 1 2.3
30 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.192 — 3 -27 2 3.2
31 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.425 +0.08 4 -27 2 3.1
32 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.367 +0.02 2 -30 6 6.4
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-2.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-11-1-7-3.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-1.
26.000
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 4-2-2-3-14.
28.400
It is Thick Rick!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Old Gristle 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Thick Rick 26.000 Honey Mustard 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 BEA The Beans 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
403 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 29-9-27-23-18.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
399 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 32-10-25-22-20.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
398 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 30-12-26-24-17.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
401 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 31-11-28-21-19.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
399 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-18-31-25-32.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
401 starts, 1 win, average finish 24.2. Last five: 22-17-32-26-30.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
401 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 23-20-29-27-29.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
400 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 24-19-30-28-31.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
401 starts, 14 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 8-23-20-2-23.
99.29
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
398 starts, 10 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 6-22-18-4-24.
96.07
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
400 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 5-24-19-1-21.
89.03
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
402 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 7-21-17-3-22.
90.04
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
400 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 19-27-12-18-3.
106.27
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
400 starts, 17 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 17-28-9-20-1.
94.97
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
400 starts, 11 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 18-25-11-17-2.
97.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
401 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 20-26-10-19-4.
106.17
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
399 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 4-13-4-13-7.
11.28
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
400 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-14-2-14-8.
10.46
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
403 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 2-15-1-16-5.
11.06
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
399 starts, 38 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 1-16-3-15-6.
10.52
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
399 starts, 33 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-3-8-10-16.
8.63
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
398 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-1-7-12-15.
9.03
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
402 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-2-5-9-13.
7.24
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
402 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 15-4-6-11-14.
8.89
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
399 starts, 25 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 12-6-15-7-11.
24.58
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
400 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 9-7-16-6-10.
23.00
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
403 starts, 21 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 11-5-14-8-12.
23.40
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
399 starts, 23 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-8-13-5-9.
21.54
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
403 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 26-32-23-30-28.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
399 starts, 5 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 27-29-21-32-25.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
400 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 28-31-24-29-27.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
399 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.8. Last five: 25-30-22-31-26.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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